2012 Range Rover Autobiography Ultimate Edition My buddy, who we shall call ‘Yell’ hereon, called me sometime mid 2011 and - Yell – Dude !! it’s time to buy an expensive car. It’s for my Dad. It’s time we bought him something he’ll enjoy travelling in. A status booster.
Me – aah. Ok..sounds like a Noble deed. What car’s do you have in mind? What’s your budget?
Yell- Dude, you are the car nut..my Budget is Rs 1 Cr. What cars come in that price bracket?
Me (Gulping) – Whaat !!?? you serious?
Yell – yes dude..why do you ask?
Me – useless..tell me what kind of car. I love the Mercedes CLS and I only vouch for that. Is that ok?
Yell- Dude, you know the roads near my house. I can’t take it outside my Compound forget the area.
Me – hahahaha..true..you live in Rural Bangalore.So what else on your mind?
Yell- SUV. No doubt in that.
Me – ok. We have quite a few SUV’s around Rs 1 Cr. We have the Porsche Cayenne, Mercedes GL, Audi Q7, The Range Rover Vogue/Sport, VW Touareg, Toyota Land Cruiser, Volvo XC90, BMW X5 and a few more.
Yell – Dude, the Range Rover is ugly..I hate the way it looks. We have 2 mercs already and don’t want another Merc, the rest we can see.
Me – when are you planning to buy? There are a few design updates coming up.
Yell- aahh..shortly. Not sure of the timeframe.
Me – nonsense. Call me when you make up your mind on buying and we’ll do this exercise. Now, let me do some Billable activity. I am a Salaried employee.
Yell – ok ok..I’ll call you.
Call he did..it was around Jan 2012. Yell – dude..the time has come !!
Me – I know that but time for what ?
Yell – SUV time dude. I’m ready. Need to pick one up a.s.a.p.
Me – excellent. Now let’s continue where we left off. We were shortlisting.
Yell – Yes.
Me – ok..whats your take on the GL? I’ve driven one and am very impressed. It’s got some nice offroad gadgetry.
Yell – naaa..I told you buddy..No more Mercs.
Me – The Toyota Land Cruiser.
Yell – how much is it?
Me – around Rs 98L. comes with a V8 diesel and all. But then, it looks a bit anonymous. It’s a Toyota not a Lexus and for that price I think one should get a Lexus.
Yell – yeah. Next? BMW?
Me - the X5..hmm..X6 has more snob value. But then, I don’t know why, I don’t quite relate BMW to SUV’s. Buy a M3 and I’ll appreciate a BMW.
Yell- true.
Me – the Volvo XC90..its a very nice car but then, Volvo don’t even have a presence in Bangalore. No place you can go and see it too. I’ve not driven one so what I know is what I read.
Yell- What does it look like? I’ve not seen any. I’ve seen the VW Touareg. I don’t like the way it looks.
Me –that leaves us with the Porsche Cayenne, The Audi Q7 and the Range Rover Vogue..not the Sport. The RR sport is a bit confused. I can’t understand who their target audience is.
Yell – dude..not the Range Rovers..I don’t like the way they look. Seen the back? It looks so ugly. Forget it. I’ll choose between the Audi Q7 and the Cayenne. I’ve seen a Q7 up close and I absolutely love it. Howz the Cayenne?
Me – the Cayenne is a sports car. You say it’s for your father. I don’t foresee him having fun in the Cayenne. Who is going to drive it around? Are you going to use it too?
Yell – yes..of course. I’ll drive it around too. But mostly it will be him. My plan is to buy him a SUV and then me buy a 911. Howz that?
Me – not a bad idea. In fact these are some of the best words you’ve spoken in 32 yrs of your existence.
Yell (grinning) – I know.
Me – Between them both I’d choose the Cayenne. I love the engine in the Q7 and all that but then, there is something about it that doesn’t tug my heart. How many people are going to travel in it regularly? Where all are you going to use it?
Yell- max 3-4 people. Political meetings, social do’s etc.
Me – Then, why the heck are you buying a school bus?
Yell – what?
Me – the Q7..I think it’s a school bus. Anything that seats more than 4 – 5 pax , according to me , is a school bus.
Yell – dude. I love that car.
Me – I know that. But I want you to go see the Range Rover.
Yell – I hate its looks.
Me – it’s a car somebody who knows cars buys.
Yell – hmmm
Me – I suggest you go see the Range Rover Vogue in the showroom.
Yell- ok ok..Let me see what you’re talking so much about. What version is it? Where is the showroom?
Me – it’s the Range Rover Vogue..the Showroom is on Hosur Road nr Central Silk Board.
Yell – I’ll call you from there.
30 minutes pass by and then –
Yell – Dude!! This car is absolutely amazing !!
Me – which one?
Yell – they have one here. Maroon color.
Me – what model was it?
Yell – not the Vogue..it was something else.
Me – Find out. Also tell me how much is it?
Yell – it’s called the Autobiography and its at Rs 2.2 Cr.
Me – are you insane? Its more than twice your budget.
Yell – but dude..the engine sounded awesome. Rev it hard and it gives an awesome exhaust note. Like a sports car. You should see the interiors..it’s just pure luxury.
Me – hell yeah..the engine is a 5 Litre supercharged V8 from the XKR. No wonder.
Yell – Whatever but it sounded too good.
Me – ok ok..did you drive it?
Yell – no..they said can’t take this car out. I only revved it in the showroom.
Me – you are buying a Crore+ car..they ought to give you a test drive.
Yell – I asked..they won’t
Me- I’m sure they don’t think you are a buyer. What car did you arrive in? in your Hyundai santro?
Yell – no Bud..I went in the C Class.
Me – you just didn’t look like their typical buyer then.
Yell – but the engine sounded phenomenal. Anyway, I’ll call you later. I’ll go see the Cayenne.
In between, yell calls me 4 more times just to tell me how good the engine sounded. He has purely fallen in love with the RR Autobiography Ultimate Edition.
As much as I love the vehicle, I know how much lesser it will be used coz it is petrol..which is why I keep pushing Yell to go for the RR Vogue diesel.
All cars out..decision is between RR Vogue and RR Autobiography Ultimate Edition.
Last edited by GTO : 18th February 2013 at 12:55.
Reason: No inappropriate language, not even indirectly
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