Do we really need the spare wheel to be a full size alloy?
The poor, stifled, and often ignored spare wheel in/on/under the boot. In the times of tubeless and run-flats, self-sealing tyres, TPMSs and air pumps, where the puncture doesn't command an immediate response, do we really need the spare wheel to be a full size alloy? Let's make the case.
Against; or, we really don't need the 5th wheel to be the same as the 4 main wheels:
- Cost: the humble, rakish steel wheel obviously costs less than the full sized alloy. Pass on the savings, esé.
- Space: we can have a somewhat larger usable boot if the spare wheel is the (brilliantly named) space-saver.
- Ignored: the 5th wheel largely sits in the boot unused for most of its life, which is a waste of a perfectly good wheel and tyre.
- Complicated rotations: a 4 wheel rotation is simple, intuitive, and doesn't make you come up with diagrams, equations to solve, and you don't have to keep track. Just ask the guys to rotate the wheels, front to back, everytime you visit the dealership for service. A 5 wheel rotation and you might as well be solving for the circumference of a complex blob that's dangling in the wind. Ugh.
- Weight: the space saver is also a weight and effort saver. It would certainly be easier for the tyre changer to lift the wheel out of some atrociously deep boot lips if it were lighter.
- Changing tyres is still a crappy experience: no matter how much a car has improved in all other ways, changing a tyre has largely remained the same shitty experience, with the same brute jacks and levers and wrenches. Ugh.
- Changing tyres on the road is dangerous: is that bus driver, or the bike rider going to give two hoots about your car being immobile while you swelter in the heat on a bright, sunny, scorching, clear day? No they won't. No, they won't.
- Tubeless punctures are a breeze to patch: It takes all of 3 minutes and nearly everyone can do it. And, I know that there's many here who advise to get the puncture repaired 'from inside', but really, does it make a difference? The quick, regular, simple repair works nearly just as well, if not just as well.
- Guilt: I also feel guilty that the perfectly capable, equally usable spare just sits there, without being called for its, erm, Call of Duty.
In my experience, if I do think there's a puncture and the tyre isn't completely flat, I'd drive around the corner and get the puncture fixed, without wanting to change the tyre at all. If it is completely flat, I'd pump it and then drive around the corner to get the puncture fixed. No fuss, no muss.
For; or we really need the 5th wheel to be the same as the 4 main wheels:
- Looks kinda sucky: When a car is moving on a space saver, it really does look weird. Eh.
- Speed limitation: You have to follow a certain speed limit when you're on the space saver. Which, to be honest, isn't that much lower compared to speed limits on most of our roads. Plus, it is temporary.
- Change twice: In the event that you do need to change your main wheel, you'd have to change it again when you get the main wheel repaired. Which, many probably do even with a full sized spare or it might, in the words of Albert the gentleman, "mess up the rotations"

Questions:
Q: Hey ach1lles, what about cars like the Ecosport, where the spare is a part of the body. A space saver would look ridiculous!
A: Use the spare cover, which you should anyway to preserve the wheel rubber somewhat.
Q: What if I damage the rim/tyre beyond repair?
A: Call the dealership and have them bring over a full size spare, which would be fine because you now need to spend for it, instead of having to spend for it and not needing it.
Q: What if I want to go off-roading?
A: Sure, your spare wheel sits
below the car so you're screwed anyway. Get the full sized spare wheel.
Q: Yo ach1lles, all your "against" points are idiotic, don't make sense, and you're a moron.
A: I'm sure you're right and I'm sorry I made you sit and
compulsorily read through this post.
Clearly, because I'm not very smart, I've missed out on a few points. What do you guys think? Please chime in.