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People seem to have missed another cricket joke
SEHWAG's SON: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe six mar rahe hain
SEHWAG's WIFE: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga
trust me,
selecting the wrong address from auto-complete was an honest mistake.
Vivek, nice long drive that.
Would you have a (more) readable screen shot of that?
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Originally Posted by vivekiny2k
(Post 417523)
trust me,
selecting the wrong address from auto-complete was an honest mistake. 
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Driving directions are hilarious.. Swim across Atlantic:Shockked:
On a serious note, using auto complete costed many lives in this incident.
American Airlines Flight 965 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Saw this in NGC aircrash investigations
5572 KMs, impressive. What does it think of you, a battle ship or a submarine. Thats the funniest one.
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Originally Posted by condor
(Post 417754)
Vivek, nice long drive that.
Would you have a (more) readable screen shot of that?
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get direction from "9632" to "detroit, MI" on google maps.
I took the full size and uploaded. I guess if you click the pic to make it full size, it will help.
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Kambli - Killed All Mediocre Bowling, Left Immediately
Sohail - Swore Once, Heralding An Infamous Loss
Prasad - Promised Revenge Against Sohail And Delivered
Gavaskar - Grafting Away Valiantly, Always Successfully Killed Any Result
Chandra - Cleverly Hides Another Nagging Delivery Really Accurately
Srinath - Simply Ravishing Incutters, Not A Ten-wicket Haul
Kumble - Killer Universal, Makes Batsmen Leave Embarassed
Chetan - Cantering Hurriedly, Ends-up Throwing Another No-ball
Qadir - Quirky And Dancing In Run-up
Miandad - Made India A Nation, Devastated And Demoralised
Botham - Brings Out The Hash After Meals
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Border - Boisterous Old Rabbit Downed Enviable Records
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Donald - Don't Overdo, Nearly Another Ligament Damaged
Rhodes - Rather Hyperactive Oddball Defies Expected Standards
Lillee - Loves Injuring Lily Livered Earnest Englishmen
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Steeroid, that was truly priceless! lol:
Not gonna earn you too many brownie points with the fairer sex or half the members on this forum, but truly priceless.
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"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
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