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| ![]() Makes me recall this thread: http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...n-friends.html |
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BHPian ![]() | ![]() People seem to have missed another cricket joke SEHWAG's SON: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe six mar rahe hain SEHWAG's WIFE: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga |
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Team-BHP Support ![]() ![]() Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bombay
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| ![]() Hahahaha....thats a good one sreenivvass.... Heres a funny blog post- I've passed the bar, and I'm on a mission from God. - The Humor Archives - funny jokes, pictures, cartoons and movies cya R |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: cincinnati, jabalpur,chennai
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() Vivek, nice long drive that. Would you have a (more) readable screen shot of that? |
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BHPian ![]() | ![]() Quote: ![]() On a serious note, using auto complete costed many lives in this incident. American Airlines Flight 965 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Saw this in NGC aircrash investigations | |
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BHPian ![]() | ![]() 5572 KMs, impressive. What does it think of you, a battle ship or a submarine. Thats the funniest one. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: cincinnati, jabalpur,chennai
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() Sanath - Swings At Nearly Anything That's Hurled Kambli - Killed All Mediocre Bowling, Left Immediately Sohail - Swore Once, Heralding An Infamous Loss Prasad - Promised Revenge Against Sohail And Delivered Gavaskar - Grafting Away Valiantly, Always Successfully Killed Any Result Chandra - Cleverly Hides Another Nagging Delivery Really Accurately Srinath - Simply Ravishing Incutters, Not A Ten-wicket Haul Kumble - Killer Universal, Makes Batsmen Leave Embarassed Chetan - Cantering Hurriedly, Ends-up Throwing Another No-ball Qadir - Quirky And Dancing In Run-up Miandad - Made India A Nation, Devastated And Demoralised Botham - Brings Out The Hash After Meals Lara - Loutish Although Really Amazing Gatting - God Almighty,that Tweaker Is Never Going Garner - Giant Arms Really Necessitate Extreme Reactions Border - Boisterous Old Rabbit Downed Enviable Records Kalu - Keeping And Lashing Unendingly Donald - Don't Overdo, Nearly Another Ligament Damaged Rhodes - Rather Hyperactive Oddball Defies Expected Standards Lillee - Loves Injuring Lily Livered Earnest Englishmen Crowe - Can Really Overdo Whacking Everything Nash - Narcotics Aren't So Hot |
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Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: N.A
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| ![]() Q: Why do they call it 'PMS' ? A: Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken. |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() P.V. Narasimha Rao Virus: First of all, this virus reduces the CPU speed to 66Hz. Before executing any instruction, it deleberates over it a number of times and finally does nothing. V.P. Singh Virus: This virus reserves a quota for each instruction, and executes them only according to the quota. Needless to say, the least used instructions have a higher quota than the more used instructions. This virus is also known as social justice virus. Maneka Gandhi Virus: This is a green virus. It executes only those programmes that were written by vegetarians or animals. L.K. Advani Virus: This virus pops up every now and then, and the only way you can continue working is by typing Jai Shri Ram 108 times. Phoolan Devi Virus: This virus hijacks all high priority processes and generates page faults for them. At times, this virus may also celebrate the CPU*s birthday. Deve Gowda Virus: The main characterestic of this virus is that it tries to schedule all the processes at the same time. This virus services all the request for resources,and allocates them irrespective of whether they are available or not. Jayalalitha Virus: This actually is a family of viruses. Each member of this virus family grab as much of hard disk space as possible,while the main virus is totally unaware of it. When everything stops working,this virus blames the user for the whole chaos. I.K.Gujral Virus: Before executing any instruction, this virus calls tries to get the approval of 18 other viruses and most of the time, one of the viruses blocks the instruction. So Gujral virus most of the time does not execute anything. While it is not doing anything, as it is always, this virus connects to the Internet and keeps sending data to all major/minor countries in the World except India w/o receiving the replies. Veerappan virus: This virus plays hide and seek. it captures some resources and releases them after sometime. it sometimes seems to be eradicated but suddenly reappears. Laloo Yadav virus: A dangerous virus, gulps all the resources as well as it corrupts the data. If you try to use scanner, During hibernation,it will rename its signature with another deadly virus of the same family. This virus takes help from other viruses to avoid scanning. Mulayam Virus: Whatever way, it will try to grab resources of the system, it's only task is to abort BJP processes. this virus hangs the system by sending conflicting signals to different hardware units. Sonia Gandhi Virus: Once a part of most deadly virus family of the world. No scanner can detect now, how much damage it can cause to the system, but people use Bofors scanner for temporary protection. |
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BANNED ![]() | ![]() Steeroid, that was truly priceless! ![]() Not gonna earn you too many brownie points with the fairer sex or half the members on this forum, but truly priceless. |
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BANNED ![]() | ![]() Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of Chardonnay." Last edited by elf : 24th April 2007 at 03:04. |
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