|27th May 2007, 04:16||#1953|
Senior - BHPian
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: BLR / BOM / LON
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|27th May 2007, 10:29||#1954|
Join Date: Feb 2004
Thanked: 28,910 Times
|27th May 2007, 10:44||#1955|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Trivandrum, Ker
Thanked: 300 Times
|27th May 2007, 10:51||#1956|
Distinguished - BHPian
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Avon, CT
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Shaadi Shayari - Shaadi ke pehle, shaadi ke baad
Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote:(
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai
Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha
Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap
Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran
Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma
Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky
Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?
|30th May 2007, 11:21||#1959|
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: New Delhi
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@Viper-ive gone to that site.they give u a 35% discount plus a gift coupon of Rs 600 which you can use to buy books from their site.
|30th May 2007, 14:04||#1960|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Thanked: 12 Times
Two same gender male lovers were walking through a zoo.
They came across a gorilla enclosure and noticed that the male gorilla had a massive erection. The men were fascinated by this. One of the men just couldn't bear it any longer, and reached into the cage to touch it.
The gorilla grabbed him, dragged him into the enclosure and mated with him for six hours, nonstop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stood by....
When he was done, the gorilla threw the man out of the cage.
An ambulance was called and the man was taken away to the hospital.
A few days later, his friend visited him in the hospital and asked, "Are you hurt?"
"AM I HURT?" he shouted, "Wouldn't you be?
He hasn't called... he hasn't written..."
|31st May 2007, 20:20||#1963|
Join Date: Sep 2005
Thanked: 28 Times
got this one in email....
A salesman to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.
"What on earth is that all about?"
The farmer says, "We had a fire in the chicken coop two months ago and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm."
"but that was two months ago. Why does he still wear them?"
The farmer replied, "There ain't nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other."
|1st June 2007, 09:37||#1964|
Join Date: Dec 2004
Thanked: 10,998 Times
Common lines after people get drunk...
1. Tu Mera bhai hai...
2. Gaadi mai Chalunga...
3. Abe abhi itni Aur Andar ja sakti hai...
4. Tu bura mat manana bhai...
5. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu...
6. Aaj Chad nahi rahi hai kya bat hai...
7. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai...
8. Ye mat samajh ki piye me bol raha hu...
9. Abe yaar kam to nahi padegi
10. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae...
11. Baap ko mat Sikha.
12. Yaar magar Dil dukha diya yaar...
13. Kuchh bhi hai par Bhai hai Apna...
14. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye...Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???
|1st June 2007, 15:48||#1965|
Join Date: Jul 2006
Thanked: 43 Times
A team of young budding Managers were given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole.
So the Managers discussed and put up a project plan with roles and responsibilities.
The Manager who was responsible for organizing the resources went out and got a ladder and a tape.
The tape measure was just the ordinary tape of 6 feet.
The lead manager assigned another manager to go on top of the pole and start the measure.
They were falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing was just a mess.
An Engineer came along and saw what they' were trying to do. He walked over pulled the
Flagpole out of the ground, laid it flat, measured it from end to end, gave the measurement to
one of the managers and walked away.
After the Engineer went away, one manager turns head to another and laughs.
"Isn't that just like an engineer? We're looking for height and he gives the length"
Moral: No matter how good an engineer you are, Manager always finds fault in you.