The Official Joke thread

Mustang Sammy · 9th January 2025, 21:32

Like plastic surgery, planes and wireless communication, even the Cybertruck was invented way back in India.

dailydriver · 9th January 2025, 22:00

Did you hear of the leopard that has wandered into the Infosys campus in Mysuru? Having failed to capture it, in spite of their best efforts, officials of the forest department are hoping that the wild cat will manifest itself only after completing the 70 hours per week of work, as desired by the top honchos.

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Everlearner · 10th January 2025, 07:32

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Originally Posted by dailydriver

Did you hear of the leopard that has wandered into the Infosys campus in Mysuru? Having failed to capture it, in spite of their best efforts, officials of the forest department are hoping that the wild cat will manifest itself only after completing the 70 hours per week of work, as desired by the top honchos.

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Tiger already assigned to a project

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bblost · 23rd January 2025, 20:20

I am doing mathematics with my son.

I tell him I have a problem....he says no, she is not in the room right now.

dailydriver · 23rd January 2025, 20:33

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Originally Posted by bblost

I am doing mathematics with my son.

Some problems are really tricky!

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My son: "I got a D in my maths."

Me: "That's really bad."

My wife: "You need to stop doing his homework."

GeeTee TSI · 4th February 2025, 16:29

How can anyone get the name of the National MUV wrong! (unless there are copyright implications)

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saket77 · 4th February 2025, 16:42

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Originally Posted by GeeTee TSI

How can anyone get the name of the National MUV wrong! (unless there are copyright implications)
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They don't want to get into legal complications. Learnt their lesson well from Indigo Vs Mahindra 6E Case.

Mustang Sammy · 5th February 2025, 10:17

We are all PhDs in India

Mustang Sammy · 18th February 2025, 21:24

This pump interpreted E20 as P20

https://www.punekarnews.in/pune-80-w...d-petrol-pump/

KA18 · 1st April 2025, 23:41

Found this on a FB page:

Introducing Suzuki Slimny.

The world’s first two-wheel drive four-wheel drive. Compact and capable, Slimny is the first collaboration between Suzuki Motorcycles and Suzuki Automobiles. That same, great Jimny profile, without the width.

Slimny really does go where Slimny wants - even down most corridors.

#Aprilfools

arunphilip · 10th April 2025, 07:01

For those of you saturated with global news.

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srini1785 · 12th April 2025, 14:48

For those pure of heart, St. Jeremy of Doncaster is there to save you.

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PS : AI is going wild these days.

sagar iswalkar · 6th May 2025, 12:19

Tried using ChatGPT to show my wifey how our choice number plate would look on a black Thar Roxx, just in case I decide to buy one in the future.

ChatGPT ended up sketching a Roxx using a Sumo Victa body.

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9th January 2025, 22:00	#10697
dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: KA09 Posts: 1,267 Thanked: 7,732 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Did you hear of the leopard that has wandered into the Infosys campus in Mysuru? Having failed to capture it, in spite of their best efforts, officials of the forest department are hoping that the wild cat will manifest itself only after completing the 70 hours per week of work, as desired by the top honchos. Context

23rd January 2025, 20:20	#10699
bblost Team-BHP Support Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 11,295 Thanked: 17,995 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread I am doing mathematics with my son. I tell him I have a problem....he says no, she is not in the room right now.

4th February 2025, 16:29	#10701
GeeTee TSI Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: KA01 Posts: 1,475 Thanked: 3,344 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread How can anyone get the name of the National MUV wrong! (unless there are copyright implications)

5th February 2025, 10:17	#10703
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18th February 2025, 21:24	#10704
Mustang Sammy BHPian Join Date: Oct 2020 Location: Poone, Mumbay Posts: 561 Thanked: 2,286 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This pump interpreted E20 as P20 https://www.punekarnews.in/pune-80-w...d-petrol-pump/

1st April 2025, 23:41	#10705
KA18 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Chikmagalur Posts: 293 Thanked: 332 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Found this on a FB page: Introducing Suzuki Slimny. The world’s first two-wheel drive four-wheel drive. Compact and capable, Slimny is the first collaboration between Suzuki Motorcycles and Suzuki Automobiles. That same, great Jimny profile, without the width. Slimny really does go where Slimny wants - even down most corridors. #Aprilfools Attached Thumbnails

10th April 2025, 07:01	#10706
arunphilip Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,013 Thanked: 6,481 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread For those of you saturated with global news.

12th April 2025, 14:48	#10707
srini1785 BHPian Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: bang Posts: 900 Thanked: 3,282 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread For those pure of heart, St. Jeremy of Doncaster is there to save you. PS : AI is going wild these days.

6th May 2025, 12:19	#10708
sagar iswalkar BHPian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: mumbai Posts: 106 Thanked: 306 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Tried using ChatGPT to show my wifey how our choice number plate would look on a black Thar Roxx, just in case I decide to buy one in the future. ChatGPT ended up sketching a Roxx using a Sumo Victa body.