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Old 29th January 2022, 22:28   #10561
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Be future ready… start practising now!

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Old 31st January 2022, 23:09   #10562
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Found this through Whatsapp forward.. some of them need a second reading. But it's fun.

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Old 18th February 2022, 09:49   #10563
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Found these on Instagram, LOL!

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Old 18th February 2022, 09:55   #10564
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Found these on Instagram, LOL!
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This was in the news, and not a Joke!

But I get your drift

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...w/89587283.cms

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This was in the news, and not a Joke!

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...w/89587283.cms
Yes, I know. See the screenshot underneath the first pic.
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Old 23rd February 2022, 15:52   #10566
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See the fate of this bull. Probably, it has used Google maps and ended up here
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Just for fun.


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Old 15th April 2022, 14:03   #10568
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Tribute to GTO's constant reassurances that you don't need something expensive to drive fast and have fun

A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya got there, sonny?”

The doctor replies, “A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!”

“That’s a lot of money,” says the old man. “Why does it cost so much?”

“Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!” states the doctor proudly.

The moped driver asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?”

“No problem,” replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.

Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty nice car, all right, but I’ll stick with my moped!”

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do.

He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 150 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror – what it could be…and suddenly…

WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!

Something whips by him going much faster!

“What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?” the doctor asks himself.

He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph.

Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on the moped!

Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 210 mph.

WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!

He’s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!

Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 250 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again!

The Ferrari is flat out, and there’s nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.

The doctor stops and jumps out and , unbelievably, the old man is still alive.

He runs up to the mangled old man and says, “Oh my gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?”

The old man whispers, “Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror.”
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A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO......”
It gives me great pleasure to tell you that.....

You have been condored!

https://www.team-bhp.com/forum/et-ce...html#post16955 (The Official Joke thread)

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It gives me great pleasure to tell you that.....

You have been condored!

https://www.team-bhp.com/forum/et-ce...html#post16955 (The Official Joke thread)
Haha damn! In Bangalore quizzing circles we call it a Peter, short for repeater if a qn appears multiple times in different quizzes. How did condoring as a term begin?
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Haha damn! In Bangalore quizzing circles we call it a Peter, short for repeater if a qn appears multiple times in different quizzes. How did condoring as a term begin?
When this thread was in its infancy, forum member "condor" used to identify and point out jokes (to whoever had posted them a 2nd time) that had already been posted in the past. Eventually, it assumed legendary proportions.

Hence, condored.

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When this thread was in its infancy, forum member "condor" used to identify and point out jokes (to whoever had posted them a 2nd time) that had already been posted in the past. Eventually, it assumed legendary proportions.

Hence, condored.
....and with that member comfortablynumb himself got condored as this explanation has been given before
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Bangalore only ??? Same for Delhi too



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Got this and I must say brilliant idea to keep kids at bay
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Please help our Bengaluru Friends
We might be interested in a swap deal - take our higher gears and give us a set of brake pads and clutch + flywheel
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