The Official Joke thread

Vasuki · 12th September 2022, 21:06

A WhatsApp forward :

sunbaj · 25th September 2022, 19:09

Not a joke but a reality on Indian roads.

V.Narayan · 30th September 2022, 19:45

https://www.msn.com/en-in/travel/new...fc678e85b57775

Pakistan International Airlines asks its cabin crew to wear undergarments.

dailydriver · 2nd October 2022, 14:02

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did - in his sleep.

Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

Bit · 8th October 2022, 12:25

Please have a look over me, my lord!

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speedmiester · 18th October 2022, 17:32

Got this as a Whatsapp forward

condor · 22nd October 2022, 20:14

A little light reading in this page, about quotes from high-school year books

https://www.teddyfeed.com/lifestyle/...k_Desktop_Feed

andrewjames.in · 4th November 2022, 16:31

Found this funny post on Facebook and I thought I'd share it here.

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Amrik Singh · 4th November 2022, 17:49

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Originally Posted by andrewjames.in

Found this funny post on Facebook and I thought I'd share it here.

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Maybe, he is expert in "Wife Changing" too

rohan_iitr · 9th November 2022, 09:36

An engineer dies and is sent to hell.

He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he un-jams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.

One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil: What's up?

The Devil says, "Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer."

"What?" says God. "An engineer? I didn't send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately.

"The Devil responds, "No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him."

God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!"

The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

TorqueyTechie · 9th November 2022, 17:22

Found this on my instagram feed. For all you Data scientists/AI people

Amrik Singh · 11th November 2022, 16:58

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No offence to Female drivers

ninjatalli · 11th November 2022, 18:10

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Originally Posted by Amrik Singh

No offence to Female drivers

Solved the need for your disclaimer (and still retaining the joke). In most cases if one has to put one, it means it is true

AZT · 11th November 2022, 18:24

Saw this on hotmail side bar ad pane. Azim Premji and Rakesh Jhunjhunwala being casually used in ads like

BrokenHW · 19th November 2022, 23:45

This seems to be bad 😞

12th September 2022, 21:06	#10591
Vasuki BHPian Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Venice of East Posts: 787 Thanked: 1,305 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A WhatsApp forward : Attached Thumbnails

25th September 2022, 19:09	#10592
sunbaj BHPian Join Date: May 2021 Location: Noida Posts: 104 Thanked: 401 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Not a joke but a reality on Indian roads. Attached Images

30th September 2022, 19:45	#10593
V.Narayan Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Delhi-NCR Posts: 4,071 Thanked: 64,307 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread https://www.msn.com/en-in/travel/new...fc678e85b57775 Pakistan International Airlines asks its cabin crew to wear undergarments.

2nd October 2022, 14:02	#10594
dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: Cynical City Posts: 1,217 Thanked: 6,436 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did - in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

8th October 2022, 12:25	#10595
Bit BHPian Join Date: Sep 2022 Location: Indore Posts: 74 Thanked: 383 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Please have a look over me, my lord!

18th October 2022, 17:32	#10596
speedmiester Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: bangalore Posts: 2,387 Thanked: 6,631 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Got this as a Whatsapp forward Attached Thumbnails

22nd October 2022, 20:14	#10597
condor Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Speed-brkr City Posts: 15,864 Thanked: 16,014 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread A little light reading in this page, about quotes from high-school year books https://www.teddyfeed.com/lifestyle/...k_Desktop_Feed

4th November 2022, 16:31	#10598
andrewjames.in Newbie Join Date: May 2022 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 0 Thanked: 0 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Found this funny post on Facebook and I thought I'd share it here.

9th November 2022, 09:36	#10600
rohan_iitr Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,129 Thanked: 820 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread An engineer dies and is sent to hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he un-jams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels. One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil: What's up? The Devil says, "Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer." "What?" says God. "An engineer? I didn't send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately. "The Devil responds, "No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him." God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!" The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

9th November 2022, 17:22	#10601
TorqueyTechie Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 1,104 Thanked: 2,322 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Found this on my instagram feed. For all you Data scientists/AI people Attached Thumbnails

11th November 2022, 16:58	#10602
Amrik Singh BHPian Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 660 Thanked: 3,371 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread No offence to Female drivers

11th November 2022, 18:24	#10604
AZT BHPian Join Date: Nov 2019 Location: Toronto Posts: 680 Thanked: 2,577 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Saw this on hotmail side bar ad pane. Azim Premji and Rakesh Jhunjhunwala being casually used in ads like

19th November 2022, 23:45	#10605
BrokenHW BHPian Join Date: Aug 2022 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 132 Thanked: 498 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This seems to be bad 😞