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Old 12th September 2022, 21:06   #10591
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A WhatsApp forward :
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Old 25th September 2022, 19:09   #10592
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Not a joke but a reality on Indian roads.
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https://www.msn.com/en-in/travel/new...fc678e85b57775

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Old 2nd October 2022, 14:02   #10594
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did - in his sleep.

Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
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Please have a look over me, my lord!
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Old 18th October 2022, 17:32   #10596
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Got this as a Whatsapp forward
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Old 22nd October 2022, 20:14   #10597
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A little light reading in this page, about quotes from high-school year books

https://www.teddyfeed.com/lifestyle/...k_Desktop_Feed
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Old 4th November 2022, 16:31   #10598
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Found this funny post on Facebook and I thought I'd share it here. Name:  312498141_674298770722313_5390371310245296223_n.jpg
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Old 4th November 2022, 17:49   #10599
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Found this funny post on Facebook and I thought I'd share it here. Attachment 2375233
Maybe, he is expert in "Wife Changing" too
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Old 9th November 2022, 09:36   #10600
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An engineer dies and is sent to hell.

He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he un-jams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.

One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil: What's up?

The Devil says, "Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer."

"What?" says God. "An engineer? I didn't send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately.

"The Devil responds, "No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him."

God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!"

The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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Old 9th November 2022, 17:22   #10601
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Found this on my instagram feed. For all you Data scientists/AI people
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Old 11th November 2022, 16:58   #10602
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No offence to Female drivers
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Old 11th November 2022, 18:10   #10603
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No offence to Female drivers
Solved the need for your disclaimer (and still retaining the joke). In most cases if one has to put one, it means it is true

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Old 11th November 2022, 18:24   #10604
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Saw this on hotmail side bar ad pane. Azim Premji and Rakesh Jhunjhunwala being casually used in ads like

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Old 19th November 2022, 23:45   #10605
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This seems to be bad 😞

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