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Old 23rd November 2017, 16:07   #9841
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According to an Automobile website, Maruti Esteem had 16Cylinder 4 Valve engine.
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Old 26th November 2017, 19:47   #9842
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Received on WhatsApp

Blast of the day:
Best Answer given by an Indian Citizen:-
My Income Tax return form has been sent back because, In response to a question for 'Number of Dependents on you?', I replied :---
"65% of population who doesn't pay taxes, 21 million illegal immigrants, 9,00,000 criminals in over 1382 prisons and above all 544+ MPs in parliament"and 4000 MLA's of states.
They said, this is not an acceptable answer.
I am still wondering..... Who the hell did I miss out!!.

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Old 27th November 2017, 07:15   #9843
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Blast of the day:
Best Answer given by an Indian Citizen:-
My Income Tax return form has been sent back because, In response to a question for 'Number of Dependents on you?', I replied :---
"65% of population who doesn't pay taxes, 21 million illegal immigrants, 9,00,000 criminals in over 1382 prisons and above all 544+ MPs in parliament"and 4000 MLA's of states.
They said, this is not an acceptable answer.
I am still wondering..... Who the hell did I miss out!!.

Dedicated to all tax payers.
Probably missed out spouse and kids.
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Old 28th November 2017, 08:32   #9844
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When the road gets BLOCKED!
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Probably missed out spouse and kids.
Considering current situation it looks like I am more dependent on them than they are on me
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So I was recently going through stats of Niroshan Dickwella's dismissals in all forms of cricket. A lot of caught behinds and caught at slips.

At this rate, he can definitely change his name to Niroshan Nickwella.
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Came across this meme.
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Old 3rd December 2017, 09:20   #9848
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Much better than the generic ones.





Mods. Please move to appropriate thread
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Now I know women don't use that brand of shampoo!
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WhatsApp forward this morning:

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On a very cold day, a wife messages her husband and says "Honey, the car didn't start and in the dashboard appears a man pooping. Picture attached".
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"tesla roadster" - the duracell beast
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His phone rang in church by accident during prayers. The Pastor and the worshippers scolded him after prayer for interrupting the silence. You could see the shame, embarrassment and humiliation on his face, as he walked out. He never stepped foot in the church ever again.

He went to a pub. He spilled his drink by accident, the waiter apologized, gave him a napkin to clean himself up, the waiter also mopped the floor and offered him a complementary drink. He never stopped going there since.

You can make a difference by how you treat people. 😜
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In every chemistry class, all that I hear is the trends in physical and chemical properties of elements in the periodic table.

I sometimes wonder about the Titaniums in these properties.



(In case you're wondering, it's a reference to the Endy's variants)
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Old 10th December 2017, 22:48   #9854
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Bangaloreans & people familiar with Bangalore can understand this one:

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seriously, this is not PP'ed. Taken straight off g-maps just now

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Bangaloreans & people familiar with Bangalore can understand this one:

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seriously, this is not PP'ed. Taken straight off g-maps just now

Good one. Google just moved our Majestic bus station to the CMs official residence.
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