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Old 28th February 2018, 13:38   #9916
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It's called a Barking Sensor!
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from Mahindra's official website
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From: http://fantasticjokes.net/a-quarter/


A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him:
“What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?”

The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, “A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street.”

Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true. Saint Peter said,

“Well, that’s fine, but it’s not really quite enough to get you into Heaven.”

The Lawyer said, “Wait, Wait! There’s more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter.”

Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.

Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, “Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?”

Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, “Let’s give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell.”
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Just had to share this one I read on Jalopnik.com:

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Old man walks into a Mercedes dealership with a beautiful young blond late on Friday afternoon. He tells the salesman "I'd like to buy something special for my new lady friend here. " Salesman points to the SLK, the blond smiles, the old man says "no something more special than that" Sales man shows them a SL, the blond is giddy, the old man says "no something more special than that." The old man points to the SLS and says "I want that one." The blond is giddy. Salesman asks, "Do you see how much that costs?!" Old man asks "Will you take a check?" Salesman says "We can do that, but you will have to wait until Monday when we can call the bank to verify funds." Old man writes a check and leaves with the ecstatic, gorgeous blond.

Monday morning the irate salesman calls the old man, "That check you wrote me was no good!" Old man, "I know, but let me tell you about my weekend!"
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From today's Times of India (Pune Edition) -

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The punchline goes like this - "Each party will lead on a rotational basis"

(Got obscured by the team-bhp logo on the image)

Isn't that a soft top convertible - very apt for all types of (political) climates?

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Received this in my email today. I normally delete such emails without even opening them, but this one piqued my curiosity. Didn't know Nissan had a self-driving Micra.
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Anyone want the D?
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A really funny experience at school today.

Here's how it goes:

During Math class,

Friend: Bro, do you have a Compass?

Me: No, I have a Crysta!

Friend: Speechless

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Spotted off Pune; this can probably be displayed at the next Republic Day Parade either alongside Army stunt riders, or as a 'float' in itself
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Spotted off Pune; this can probably be displayed at the next Republic Day Parade either alongside Army stunt riders, or as a 'float' in itself
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Thanks for sharing. Classic photo of the never say die spirit of the small entrepreneur ie the risk taker, the job creator, the GDP generator and sometimes a tax payer :-). I will refrain from commenting on the road safety aspect!?!! My eye balls have rolled over. I guess he is a small trader returning with purchase of inventory.

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Latest app release note from Saavn. I liked their wry sense of humour.

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This is one of those annoying releases where we try to make up something that you'll care about, but the truth is we just had to fix some things you'll never notice. It's kinda like bringing your car to the shop for an oil change and tune-up... they claim they did the tune-up part, but how would you really know? And what is a tune-up anyway? Is my car a piano?

Anyway, we'll be back later this Spring with some REALLY REALLY exciting stuff that we've been working on for a long time. If you want a sneak peek under the hood (cough, see what I did there) as we get closer, let us know you'd like to be a beta tester at feedback@saavn.com or on Twitter @Saavn.

I tried to think of a good send-off joke, but no monkey-business this time. It's almost Ape-ril.
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Got this on my FB, felt like sharing
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Horses under the hood!
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Horses under the hood
The car being a BMW, shouldn't there be at least a couple of hundred horses under the hood ?
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A Scotsman who was driving home one night ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whiskey. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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