The Official Joke thread

mn2363 · 16th February 2018, 22:05

Some funny stuff I have gathered from Amazon over the past couple years...

dailydriver · 22nd February 2018, 10:22

Have you heard of the new movement being spearheaded by the charismatic trio of ViMa, LaMo and NiMo in London?

Its called the Art of Leaving.

VKumar · 22nd February 2018, 12:15

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Originally Posted by samaspire

An ad on OLX : Hilarious or Torturous?

Link to ad

Single Hand 1998 Model Hero Puch Standard SB with Side Indicators.

Looks like he has already brought the price down from 8,000 non negotiable to 7,500

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GeeTee TSI · 22nd February 2018, 18:27

David and Goliath, albeit both retirees!

BenjiRoss · 22nd February 2018, 19:23

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Originally Posted by dailydriver

Have you heard of the new movement being spearheaded by the charismatic trio of ViMa, LaMo and NiMo in London?

Its called the Art of Leaving.

Oh. I thought it was the Quit India Movement, version 2.0

Geo_Ipe · 22nd February 2018, 23:05

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Originally Posted by samaspire

An ad on OLX : Hilarious or Torturous?

Link to ad

Single Hand 1998 Model Hero Puch Standard SB with Side Indicators

I've renewed the Vehicle Insurance Policy of my Hero Puch from 05-02-2018 till 04-02-2019 after paying a premium amount of Rs.731/- to The New India Assurance Co. Ltd. through my Account Payee Cheque. So there's no question of reducing the cost/price of my vehicle any further. Its price is fixed at Rs.8,000/- and is non-negotiable (not negotiable).

Its Fitness Certificate (FC) is valid till 03-03-2018 and has to be renewed by the buyer (if any) on or before Saturday, March 03, 2018...

Sheldon Cooper..!
Is that you selling your moped..!?

samaspire · 22nd February 2018, 23:39

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Originally Posted by VKumar

Looks like he has already brought the price down from 8,000 non negotiable to 7,500

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He probably had an inkling that it might not sell at that price...

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Its Fitness Certificate (FC) is valid till 03-03-2018 and has to be renewed by the buyer (if any) on or before Saturday, March 03, 2018.

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Originally Posted by Geo_Ipe

Sheldon Cooper..!
Is that you selling your moped..!?

"Old Sheldon"

dailydriver · 23rd February 2018, 10:13

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Originally Posted by dailydriver

Art of Leaving.

ABC : My neighbor left for London yesterday.
XYZ : Oh, okay... Which bank???

Turbanator · 23rd February 2018, 12:26

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Looks like he has already brought the price down

Looks in a very good condition, someone from Hero should buy this probably

Dodge_Viper · 23rd February 2018, 12:41

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Originally Posted by GeeTee TSI

David and Goliath, albeit both retirees!

Forever Jawan, since this is parked in Jai Jawan

.

AltoLXI · 27th February 2018, 10:52

Boy trapped in elevator after peeing on buttons. The elevator company may have never thought of this scenario during their testing / QA checks

https://youtu.be/-mThvXIQask

blackwasp · 27th February 2018, 16:48

Is this only a British phenomenon?

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It’s all rather bizarre. I get what a mile is, but not what a yard is, despite the fact that my shot from 20 yards out was only inches wide. I know what a metre is, but have no concept of a kilometre. I measure things in centimetres, but I am 5ft 8in tall. My car weighs 1300kg, but I am 11 stone something. I’ll have a litre of water and a pint of beer.

I had a very good laugh reading this.

Source - Autocar UK

sparky@home · 27th February 2018, 18:25

This I got on Facebook, and is worth sharing.

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dailydriver · 27th February 2018, 20:36

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Originally Posted by dailydriver

Art of Leaving

I know i am beating up a dead horse: this would be the last one on the subject.

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I heard that a new company is being floated by three Indian businessmen in London.
Its apparently called the Hindustan Leavers Limited.

mazda4life · 27th February 2018, 22:25

First time in India. State transport bus with parking sensor ( source : Whatsapp)

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