*CEO of Jaguar Cars while justifying its high cost:*
" _We have 12 airbags,safety controls,safety censors,safety parking assistance, safe...."
*Indian :*" _U don't worry about safety.
__We have Sai Baba and
_Ganpati bapa on the dashboard,
__hanuman ji on rear view mirror,
__Nimbu Mirch on bumper_
and_Maata ji ki Lal Chunri_ _around steering.._.
*_'' Tu sirf price kam kar "_* (you only make the price lower)
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Reason: Please always add the English translation as not everyone knows hindi
Professor: If you have to give me an orange, what will you say?
Student: Sir, please take this orange.
Professor: No. Say it like a lawyer would.
Student: I, Ramakrishna, son of Satyamurthy, resident of Bangalore, Karnataka, do hereby solemnly affirm & voluntarily & consciously declare out of my volition & without any fear or favour or pressure or undue influence, that I'm giving you this fruit called 'orange' on which I have absolute right, title and interest, along with its peel, juice, seed and pulp. I am also giving you the absolute and unqualified right and interest to cut, peel, freeze or eat it.
You will also have the right to give this along with its peel, juice, seed or pulp to anyone whosoever. I further declare that I will be solely responsible and liable for any dispute that may have been pending till today, pertaining to this orange. And after this conveyance today, my relationship with this orange will cease to exist.
Father and son
Son: dad, I want a motorbike
Father: I will buy u a violin
Son: no dad, I want a motorbike
Father: you will have a violin.
After several months of violin lessons, the father asks to the son to play something....
Eclipses are the cause and subject of numerous superstitions, one of which is that garike (a blade of grass) should be kept in food containers to avoid the ill effects of this celestial phenomenon. Below is a hilarious take on the same.