The Official Joke thread

Fillmore · 30th June 2018, 15:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maverick1977

Going by the pic, the water is reaching just below the man's knees. Unless those guys are really tall I have my greatest doubts if that is 4 ft of water. Seems to be an exaggeration.

The water level has not even crossed the Ertiga bumper , and I am yet to see an Ertiga whose bumper is 4ft high

dailydriver · 4th July 2018, 18:01

Looking for a Kindle on amazon.in, I came across this amusing Q&A. Have retained only the funny ones.

pixantz · 4th July 2018, 22:00

*CEO of Jaguar Cars while justifying its high cost:*
" _We have 12 airbags,safety controls,safety censors,safety parking assistance, safe...."

*Indian :*" _U don't worry about safety.
__We have Sai Baba and
_Ganpati bapa on the dashboard,
__hanuman ji on rear view mirror,
__Nimbu Mirch on bumper_
and_Maata ji ki Lal Chunri_ _around steering.._.

*_'' Tu sirf price kam kar "_* (you only make the price lower)

dailydriver · 4th July 2018, 22:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by pixantz

CEO of Jaguar Cars while justifying its high cost

Just wondering how eerily similar the sale pitches of the CEO's of Jaguar and Audi are.

Condored!

sparky@home · 14th July 2018, 13:55

This was a good comparision

Latheesh · 14th July 2018, 15:03

I bought this book from amazon yesterday. Check the latest reprint year!!

neofromcapone · 14th July 2018, 15:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Latheesh

I bought this book from amazon yesterday. Check the latest reprint year!!

And it is the last post on page 666

mayankk · 15th July 2018, 20:11

This is the funniest thing I've seen in some time

https://www.facebook.com/F1humour/vi...8166505174064/

dailydriver · 16th July 2018, 10:25

This is an old one.

Law Classroom

Professor: If you have to give me an orange, what will you say?

Student: Sir, please take this orange.

Professor: No. Say it like a lawyer would.

Student: I, Ramakrishna, son of Satyamurthy, resident of Bangalore, Karnataka, do hereby solemnly affirm & voluntarily & consciously declare out of my volition & without any fear or favour or pressure or undue influence, that I'm giving you this fruit called 'orange' on which I have absolute right, title and interest, along with its peel, juice, seed and pulp. I am also giving you the absolute and unqualified right and interest to cut, peel, freeze or eat it.

You will also have the right to give this along with its peel, juice, seed or pulp to anyone whosoever. I further declare that I will be solely responsible and liable for any dispute that may have been pending till today, pertaining to this orange. And after this conveyance today, my relationship with this orange will cease to exist.

Professor: My Lordship!

akshay386 · 19th July 2018, 14:01

Came across something funny so thought of sharing with you all. It's written in Marathi but I will translate.

'Please don't lie or don't be ashamed, this was the key of your first car

'

revvharder · 20th July 2018, 22:05

Father and son
Son: dad, I want a motorbike
Father: I will buy u a violin
Son: no dad, I want a motorbike
Father: you will have a violin.
After several months of violin lessons, the father asks to the son to play something....

https://youtu.be/B2x5_Vw-Kl8

tharian · 24th July 2018, 12:18

Saw this on the rear of a Alto.
It seems the 'R' from the word Ever was taken out by the rear wiper and it changed the whole meaning.

dailydriver · 27th July 2018, 21:33

Eclipses are the cause and subject of numerous superstitions, one of which is that garike (a blade of grass) should be kept in food containers to avoid the ill effects of this celestial phenomenon. Below is a hilarious take on the same.

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Chandra Grahana, July 2018

condor · 29th July 2018, 08:59

If not posted earlier -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpFD-kgQxnI

and a more recent version by Tim Hawkins himself,, showing things have not really changed

https://www.facebook.com/sundaram.aa...9864055446186/

AMG Power · 30th July 2018, 07:08

Not to be outdone after noticing cars with Turbo and Intercooler stickers this 800 has its own version:

4th July 2018, 18:01	#9977
dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: KA09 Posts: 1,265 Thanked: 7,722 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Looking for a Kindle on amazon.in, I came across this amusing Q&A. Have retained only the funny ones. Attached Thumbnails

4th July 2018, 22:00	#9978
pixantz BHPian Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Mumbai Posts: 774 Thanked: 1,025 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread CEO of Jaguar Cars while justifying its high cost: " _We have 12 airbags,safety controls,safety censors,safety parking assistance, safe...." Indian :" _U don't worry about safety. __We have Sai Baba and _Ganpati bapa on the dashboard, __hanuman ji on rear view mirror, __Nimbu Mirch on bumper_ and_Maata ji ki Lal Chunri_ _around steering.._. _'' Tu sirf price kam kar "_ (you only make the price lower) Last edited by GTO : 16th July 2018 at 08:58. Reason: Please always add the English translation as not everyone knows hindi

14th July 2018, 13:55	#9980
sparky@home BHPian Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: KL08/KL46 Posts: 434 Thanked: 1,697 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This was a good comparision Attached Thumbnails

14th July 2018, 15:03	#9981
Latheesh Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: CNN/BLR Posts: 4,337 Thanked: 10,627 Times	I bought this book from amazon yesterday. Check the latest reprint year!! Attached Thumbnails

16th July 2018, 10:25	#9984
dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: KA09 Posts: 1,265 Thanked: 7,722 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This is an old one. Law Classroom Professor: If you have to give me an orange, what will you say? Student: Sir, please take this orange. Professor: No. Say it like a lawyer would. Student: I, Ramakrishna, son of Satyamurthy, resident of Bangalore, Karnataka, do hereby solemnly affirm & voluntarily & consciously declare out of my volition & without any fear or favour or pressure or undue influence, that I'm giving you this fruit called 'orange' on which I have absolute right, title and interest, along with its peel, juice, seed and pulp. I am also giving you the absolute and unqualified right and interest to cut, peel, freeze or eat it. You will also have the right to give this along with its peel, juice, seed or pulp to anyone whosoever. I further declare that I will be solely responsible and liable for any dispute that may have been pending till today, pertaining to this orange. And after this conveyance today, my relationship with this orange will cease to exist. Professor: My Lordship!

19th July 2018, 14:01	#9985
akshay386 BHPian Join Date: Mar 2017 Location: Pune Posts: 46 Thanked: 84 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Came across something funny so thought of sharing with you all. It's written in Marathi but I will translate. 'Please don't lie or don't be ashamed, this was the key of your first car ' Attached Thumbnails

24th July 2018, 12:18	#9987
tharian Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: SBC Posts: 4,158 Thanked: 8,634 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Saw this on the rear of a Alto. It seems the 'R' from the word Ever was taken out by the rear wiper and it changed the whole meaning. Attached Thumbnails

27th July 2018, 21:33	#9988
dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: KA09 Posts: 1,265 Thanked: 7,722 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Eclipses are the cause and subject of numerous superstitions, one of which is that garike (a blade of grass) should be kept in food containers to avoid the ill effects of this celestial phenomenon. Below is a hilarious take on the same. Chandra Grahana, July 2018

30th July 2018, 07:08	#9990
AMG Power Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2017 Location: BLR Posts: 1,280 Thanked: 8,852 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Not to be outdone after noticing cars with Turbo and Intercooler stickers this 800 has its own version: Attached Thumbnails