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Old 20th December 2018, 13:53   #10096
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At a nearby crash-testing facility...

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Next: Unite and Uprise!
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Old 20th December 2018, 20:40   #10097
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Found this in Internet

Blonde trying to fill gas into a Tesla car
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Old 21st December 2018, 20:56   #10098
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A poor cousin of a bad joke:

Petrol Pump Guy (pointing at the meter): Sir, Zero dekh lijiye.
Movie Buff: Jaa re, jaa. I will only watch KGF.
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Old 24th December 2018, 22:16   #10099
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Old 4th January 2019, 10:25   #10100
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From the internet:

Did you know Ford is now putting heated tailgates on all its trucks? It's so your hands won't get cold when you're pushing it in the winter.
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Finally this day happened

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Old 9th January 2019, 21:40   #10102
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Finally this day happened
What on earth is this? Where, why?

If real, this is more a cause for concern than mirth.
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Old 9th January 2019, 22:02   #10103
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Please go through below link:

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/showthread.php?p=4524850

Those fake stickers were spotted by BHPian only.

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Old 10th January 2019, 07:54   #10104
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In Bangalore Taxi Guys sport these fake stickers to 'earn' some respectabilty. Any way to crackdown on these?
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Old 10th January 2019, 20:22   #10105
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Not sure if this qualifies to be in this thread or that someone has seen the “size”:

I was window shopping for shirts and was in an animated discussion with my wife on shirt sizes when we get honked by a car. We moved to a side and see an Indigo XL go past.

Thats the time when I realised that Indigo used to come in shirt sizes - Indigo CS (S), Indigo Manza (M), Indigo (L) and Indigo (XL).

Now to figure out the relationship between Delta, Zeta and Alpha
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Old 12th January 2019, 14:29   #10106
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Screenshot from the story of @petrolheadsparadise on Instagram on the increasing size of BMW grilles by the day!

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One of the many quirks of English.
Quote:
Jails and Prisons are synonymous. Jailers and Prisoners aren't!
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Old 14th January 2019, 12:44   #10108
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A Dentist was conducting a survey-
*"How long do you use your Toothbrush...?"*

Chinese:
"3 months...!"

American:
"1 month...!!"

Indian:
"There is no fixed time limit doctor, may be years...!!! Initially we use it for *brushing* our teeth; then we use it for *dying our hair, cleaning comb, cleaning ornaments, cleaning machine parts of our vehicles, cleaning the dirt in between two tiles in bathroom etc etc*. Then when there are no bristles left on the brush, we do not throw it doctor. we start using it for *pushing 'Naada' in our Chaddis, Pajamas & Petticoats...!!!"*

Dentist fainted.
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Old 17th January 2019, 20:32   #10109
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#10yearchallenge

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Though many Bhpians would have a different Wallet (Team-BHP Wallets) now, I won't dare comment on the contents .
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#10yearchallenge

Source: Top Gear

Some say, he is a BHPian. :lol
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