The Official Joke thread

arunphilip · 20th December 2018, 13:53

At a nearby crash-testing facility...

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Next: Unite and Uprise!

harishhm74 · 20th December 2018, 20:40

Found this in Internet

https://youtu.be/j52odgkRxDs

Blonde trying to fill gas into a Tesla car

dailydriver · 21st December 2018, 20:56

A poor cousin of a bad joke:

Petrol Pump Guy (pointing at the meter): Sir, Zero dekh lijiye.
Movie Buff: Jaa re, jaa. I will only watch KGF.

arunphilip · 24th December 2018, 22:16

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KA18 · 4th January 2019, 10:25

From the internet:

Did you know Ford is now putting heated tailgates on all its trucks? It's so your hands won't get cold when you're pushing it in the winter.

pramodkumar · 9th January 2019, 20:53

Finally this day happened

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Received through a WhatsApp forward.

Pramod

dailydriver · 9th January 2019, 21:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by pramodkumar

Finally this day happened

What on earth is this? Where, why?

If real, this is more a cause for concern than mirth.

RedStallion · 9th January 2019, 22:02

Please go through below link:

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/showthread.php?p=4524850

Those fake stickers were spotted by BHPian only.

Sebring · 10th January 2019, 07:54

In Bangalore Taxi Guys sport these fake stickers to 'earn' some respectabilty. Any way to crackdown on these?

dashoin · 10th January 2019, 20:22

Not sure if this qualifies to be in this thread or that someone has seen the “size”:

I was window shopping for shirts and was in an animated discussion with my wife on shirt sizes when we get honked by a car. We moved to a side and see an Indigo XL go past.

Thats the time when I realised that Indigo used to come in shirt sizes - Indigo CS (S), Indigo Manza (M), Indigo (L) and Indigo (XL).

Now to figure out the relationship between Delta, Zeta and Alpha

porsche_guy · 12th January 2019, 14:29

Screenshot from the story of @petrolheadsparadise on Instagram on the increasing size of BMW grilles by the day!

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dailydriver · 13th January 2019, 19:45

One of the many quirks of English.

Quote:

Jails and Prisons are synonymous. Jailers and Prisoners aren't!

JS Kwt · 14th January 2019, 12:44

A Dentist was conducting a survey-
*"How long do you use your Toothbrush...?"*

Chinese:
"3 months...!"

American:
"1 month...!!"

Indian:
"There is no fixed time limit doctor, may be years...!!! Initially we use it for *brushing* our teeth; then we use it for *dying our hair, cleaning comb, cleaning ornaments, cleaning machine parts of our vehicles, cleaning the dirt in between two tiles in bathroom etc etc*. Then when there are no bristles left on the brush, we do not throw it doctor. we start using it for *pushing 'Naada' in our Chaddis, Pajamas & Petticoats...!!!"*

Dentist fainted.

dailydriver · 17th January 2019, 20:32

#10yearchallenge

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Though many Bhpians would have a different Wallet now, I won't dare comment on the contents

.

RedStallion · 18th January 2019, 21:09

#10yearchallenge

Source: Top Gear

Some say, he is a BHPian. :lol

20th December 2018, 13:53	#10096
arunphilip Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,012 Thanked: 6,481 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread At a nearby crash-testing facility... Next: Unite and Uprise!

21st December 2018, 20:56	#10098
dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: KA09 Posts: 1,265 Thanked: 7,722 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A poor cousin of a bad joke: Petrol Pump Guy (pointing at the meter): Sir, Zero dekh lijiye. Movie Buff: Jaa re, jaa. I will only watch KGF.

24th December 2018, 22:16	#10099
arunphilip Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,012 Thanked: 6,481 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Credit: reddit

4th January 2019, 10:25	#10100
KA18 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Chikmagalur Posts: 293 Thanked: 332 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread From the internet: Did you know Ford is now putting heated tailgates on all its trucks? It's so your hands won't get cold when you're pushing it in the winter.

9th January 2019, 20:53	#10101
pramodkumar Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Gods own country Posts: 2,307 Thanked: 2,268 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Finally this day happened Received through a WhatsApp forward. Pramod

9th January 2019, 22:02	#10103
RedStallion BHPian Join Date: Dec 2018 Location: Vadodara Posts: 85 Thanked: 226 Times View My Garage	Please go through below link: http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/showthread.php?p=4524850 Those fake stickers were spotted by BHPian only. Last edited by RedStallion : 9th January 2019 at 22:18.

10th January 2019, 07:54	#10104
Sebring BANNED Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Dubai/Bengaluru Posts: 3,950 Thanked: 12,179 Times Infractions: 0/2 (11)	Re: The Official Joke thread In Bangalore Taxi Guys sport these fake stickers to 'earn' some respectabilty. Any way to crackdown on these?

10th January 2019, 20:22	#10105
dashoin BHPian Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: MH12 Posts: 85 Thanked: 17 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Not sure if this qualifies to be in this thread or that someone has seen the “size”: I was window shopping for shirts and was in an animated discussion with my wife on shirt sizes when we get honked by a car. We moved to a side and see an Indigo XL go past. Thats the time when I realised that Indigo used to come in shirt sizes - Indigo CS (S), Indigo Manza (M), Indigo (L) and Indigo (XL). Now to figure out the relationship between Delta, Zeta and Alpha

12th January 2019, 14:29	#10106
porsche_guy BHPian Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: GJ06<=>GJ01 Posts: 930 Thanked: 3,274 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Screenshot from the story of @petrolheadsparadise on Instagram on the increasing size of BMW grilles by the day! Last edited by porsche_guy : 12th January 2019 at 14:30. Reason: Editing post for better readability

14th January 2019, 12:44	#10108
JS Kwt BHPian Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: 》 Posts: 477 Thanked: 2,240 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A Dentist was conducting a survey- "How long do you use your Toothbrush...?" Chinese: "3 months...!" American: "1 month...!!" Indian: "There is no fixed time limit doctor, may be years...!!! Initially we use it for brushing our teeth; then we use it for dying our hair, cleaning comb, cleaning ornaments, cleaning machine parts of our vehicles, cleaning the dirt in between two tiles in bathroom etc etc. Then when there are no bristles left on the brush, we do not throw it doctor. we start using it for pushing 'Naada' in our Chaddis, Pajamas & Petticoats...!!!" Dentist fainted.

17th January 2019, 20:32	#10109
dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: KA09 Posts: 1,265 Thanked: 7,722 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread #10yearchallenge Though many Bhpians would have a different Wallet now, I won't dare comment on the contents .

18th January 2019, 21:09	#10110
RedStallion BHPian Join Date: Dec 2018 Location: Vadodara Posts: 85 Thanked: 226 Times View My Garage	#10yearchallenge Source: Top Gear Some say, he is a BHPian. :lol Attached Thumbnails