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Old 21st August 2019, 22:27   #10231
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Anyone wants a cheap Bugatti Veyron?
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Seems legit!

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A definite need for most of us here.
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After witnessing car price hike year after year..
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Old 23rd August 2019, 10:36   #10235
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I was browsing for pieces about Whatsapp Business, and came across an article with the following:
"Download WhatsApp Business here on Android phones. iOS users can currently download WhatsApp Business by buying an Android phone."
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Thanks to Niraj Singh for sending these videos in. Heartfelt gratitude for sharing it with other enthusiasts via this Team-BHP page!

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Received the following videos on a chatting platform and couldn't resist them sharing with members of this community so that all can start their day with a smile.
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Praan Jaye, par Phone na Jaye (Life can go, but not the phone):
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Old 24th August 2019, 13:45   #10237
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Parenting tip -

Always snatch and eat one third of your child's chocolate and ice-cream. Let them cry. Doesn't matter. This will prepare them to pay Income Tax when they grow up.

You can even take the first bite before the child eats. This will teach your child to prepare for TDS when he/she gets his/her salary.

- Issued in your long term interests by the Government of India.
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The American Team beat the Chinese Team to win the World Mathematics Competition held in Romania 2018. The Chinese understandably were not happy about it. The Americans after seeing the photo of their winning team are not happy about it either.
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Typical bike guy.

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Our Team-BHP watermark hides his remark, so I have written it down.

His Diary: Motorcycle won't start. Can't figure out why?

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Old 2nd September 2019, 13:47   #10240
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We bikers like girls dirty..right ?

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Made my day this. When son wants a Motorbike but Dad gifts him a Violin.

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KTM vs Royal Enfield fans (It is actually an episode among the fanboy series, which is hilarious)


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@adrian - lol!!!


It was teachers day yesterday and Dr. S Radhakrishnan was a great philosopher and a Vedantist. This sparked a rather long chain of thought, which ended up with the so called ice age. Apparently, earth's surface was covered in ice long ago. And it remained so for a long time, till the ice melted. I'm trying to figure out if fossil fuel consuming IC engines were there in those times to produce pollution which warmed the earth and melted the ice.



Dont ask why I'm posting this in the jokes thread. I dont know. I
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I remember going to village fairs at the back of the tractor trolley. I am glad west wasn't much behind
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looking at the current situation of Challans and penalties, someone wanted to be safe than sorry
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