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Old 9th May 2020, 22:57   #10381
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मैं और मेरी तनहाई, अक्सर ये बाते करते हैं ...

I've discussed the matter over a cup of coffee with the kitchen sink, and we both agree that the experience is draining.
I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts the wrong spin on everything.
Same with the fridge. He only gives cold comfort.
I asked the lamp but she couldn't shed any new light on the situation.
The vacuum was rather rude and told me to suck it up.
The threshold was no better; it suggested I get over it.
The carpet advised me to sweep my feelings under the rug.
But the fan was more upbeat and thought that the crisis would soon blow over.
The toilet looked a bit flushed and didnít offer an opinion.
The wall didn't say a word either, just gave me a blank stare.
The doorknob was more forthcoming - told me to get a firm grip on the situation and move on.
The front door declared I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to.... you guessed it - pull myself together.
Then the chair told me to table it, and the table remarked I didn't have a leg to stand on.
When I told the table to break a leg, the mirror said that my comment reflected poorly on my thinking.
However, in the end, the iron straightened things out.
She said everything will be fine... no situation is too pressing for long anyway!!
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Saw this witty take on Exide by Amaron:
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Old 14th May 2020, 20:45   #10383
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tom and jerry cartoon for the present time...
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Old 15th May 2020, 14:23   #10384
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Self explanatory. Was in local newspaper the day before.
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Old 27th May 2020, 17:36   #10385
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This is hilarious, thought i should share...
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Old 6th June 2020, 11:16   #10386
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Better Option

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What a coincidence!! I just made a version of this myself

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Old 6th June 2020, 18:04   #10388
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What a coincidence!! I just made a version of this myself

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Imagination goes beyond Joke.
Wife will be happy when you arrange things so neatly and enjoy doing so.

BTW, it's Exhaust reminds why Helmet is so important

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This image in itself is no less than a joke
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Old 7th June 2020, 18:30   #10391
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This image in itself is no less than a joke
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Does it not qualify for "Car Modification" Thread ?
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Old 7th June 2020, 20:26   #10392
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Most of you guys would be familiar with this one(pardon me if it has been posted on this thread before)
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Old 12th June 2020, 19:18   #10393
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tom and jerry cartoon for the present time...
I wonder if the teachers will start searching for the mute all option once regular school resumes !!
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Got as Whatsapp forward
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Some forwards that I received.
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