I've discussed the matter over a cup of coffee with the kitchen sink, and we both agree that the experience is draining.
I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts the wrong spin on everything.
Same with the fridge. He only gives cold comfort.
I asked the lamp but she couldn't shed any new light on the situation.
The vacuum was rather rude and told me to suck it up.
The threshold was no better; it suggested I get over it.
The carpet advised me to sweep my feelings under the rug.
But the fan was more upbeat and thought that the crisis would soon blow over.
The toilet looked a bit flushed and didnít offer an opinion.
The wall didn't say a word either, just gave me a blank stare.
The doorknob was more forthcoming - told me to get a firm grip on the situation and move on.
The front door declared I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to.... you guessed it - pull myself together.
Then the chair told me to table it, and the table remarked I didn't have a leg to stand on.
When I told the table to break a leg, the mirror said that my comment reflected poorly on my thinking.
However, in the end, the iron straightened things out.
She said everything will be fine... no situation is too pressing for long anyway!!