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Old 14th November 2019, 17:26   #10306
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It may come as a surprise, but the Bulllet and Luna shared a lot of parts.
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Old 14th November 2019, 22:18   #10307
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An innocent student was writing to God..."
One Dollar has reached at ₹72
petrol at ₹70,
milk ₹50
onion reached at ₹80 per kg,
and
Dal ₹200 !!!!.
I'm greatful to you O God...
Passing marks are still at 35,
warna apun to barbaad ho jaate !"
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With lots of love from last bench association!!

*Happy Children's Day*
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This sher is derived from another one originally by Allama Iqbal that goes like this-

Khudi ko kar buland itna ke har taqder se pehle, Khuda bande se khud pooche bata teri raza kya hai.

...Perhaps more learned members can aid in translation...
I'm not more learned...it's just that मेरे पास Google है!

Literal translation:
Develop the self so that before every decree, God will ascertain from you: What is your wish?

Philosophical translation:
Humans have the ability to affect their own destiny by their own actions. It is the strength of our belief and our Will power that God rewards. Therefore, instead of waiting for things to happen, we should try to make them happen. In the context of the poem, it means that one should raise the degree of one's self realisation to such an extent that destiny waits for one to tell what one wants.
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Old 16th November 2019, 14:04   #10309
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Well, there's hardly any reason to dispute this statement. Is there?

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Source: A friend.

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Old 18th November 2019, 03:18   #10310
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When you retire at the car-boretum
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Old 18th November 2019, 23:14   #10311
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Granny gone wild!
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Need some custom manifolds??
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Old 1st December 2019, 07:21   #10313
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Old 1st December 2019, 11:53   #10314
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When you buy a Mercedes, but have no money left over to buy a lunch box:

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Old 4th December 2019, 22:27   #10315
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Me : trying to read the news and gain some 'gyaan'.

The news :

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Old 4th December 2019, 22:53   #10316
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Sahin Tendulkar will be pissed by this.
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Me : trying to read the news and gain some 'gyaan'.

The news :

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Old 7th December 2019, 18:10   #10318
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Every single time...LOL...
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Old 9th December 2019, 16:57   #10319
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When you are into cars & are also a construction contractor....
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Old 10th December 2019, 15:20   #10320
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Been there done that.
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