The Official Joke thread

ninjatalli · 2nd July 2019, 10:24

What animals do you remember playing with a football? Dog? Cat?

How about a cow?

This has to be the best video I have seen over the last few days. DO NOT miss out the last 45 seconds

Hilarious video

boniver · 2nd July 2019, 10:44

Speechless.

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Sanidhya mukund · 2nd July 2019, 19:47

Credit to the creater(found this on Google images)

porsche_guy · 4th July 2019, 06:12

'Nuff said

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jailbird_fynix · 4th July 2019, 13:50

What? So they want more rash driving.and accidents to happen?

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mayankk · 6th July 2019, 20:43

Words do not maketh the man, this is 20 characters.

hamster · 6th July 2019, 21:41

Testing the petrol heads vision

jailbird_fynix · 8th July 2019, 00:37

Some would argue that they'd need all the help they could get while driving on Indian roads. But ironically, those idols could actually do more damage during an accident.

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jailbird_fynix · 20th July 2019, 16:09

Imagine all the cake we would need.

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I see you, human.

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Whatever works for her I suppose.

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GTO · 23rd July 2019, 11:19

Can't stop laughing

. Really well made video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Jq6VuZsGU

roby_dk · 24th July 2019, 00:44

Not sure if this is the correct thread to post this.

Quote:

Woman Tries To Buy Audi - With Money She Printed At Home

A woman in Germany left a car dealership employees completely bemused when she tried paying for her purchased with a wad of banknotes she printed at home.

According to a statement by Pirmasens Police, the 20-year-old woman went to a Kaiserslautern car dealership with 15,000 euros in counterfeit money on Friday.

Neue Oz reports that after choosing an Audi A3 2013 model, the unnamed woman walked up to the counter and pulled out the easily recognizable fake money.

"I just asked her incredulously if she wanted to play Monopoly," an employee of the dealership told Neue Oz. He then proceeded to call the police, who arrived at the scene and apprehended the woman.

A search of her apartment after that gave the police all the evidence they needed. They found that the woman had created the notes with a commercial inkjet printer.

Source: https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/woman-t...akamai-rum=off

hydraulicsteer · 24th July 2019, 08:55

The Indian car scene these days.

DriverR · 24th July 2019, 10:02

Came across an article on some of the best Bad Parking Revenge photos. I selected the ones that were really good. I wish i had the guts to do some of them.
Original article Link

V.Narayan · 24th July 2019, 14:11

Man in Kerala abandons pet dog claiming the dog was having an illicit affair!!!

https://www.ndtv.com/thiruvananthapu...collar-2074305

I sure hope this pious worthy is not a BHPian. A mental asylum somewhere is missing a member.

Wonder what I should do with my tropical fish. A couple of red devils are forever mating and I haven't shown me their marriage certificate yet.

saurabh2711 · 26th July 2019, 16:24

--NOM--

My Salary has not increased since 11 years, just married my son and a daughter, marriage of second son is on cards, most probably my daughter in law is also expecting, have a bankrupt brother and a widowed mother to support and have put plastic on the house to save ourselves from rains, .......... yet always positive and smiling.

Yours,
Elder Ambani.

--recieved as a forward--
Mods please delete if offensive or already posted.

2nd July 2019, 10:24	#10186
ninjatalli Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,798 Thanked: 7,308 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread What animals do you remember playing with a football? Dog? Cat? How about a cow? This has to be the best video I have seen over the last few days. DO NOT miss out the last 45 seconds Hilarious video

2nd July 2019, 10:44	#10187
boniver BHPian Join Date: Mar 2019 Location: Bangalore Posts: 463 Thanked: 1,792 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Speechless.

2nd July 2019, 19:47	#10188
Sanidhya mukund BHPian Join Date: Jun 2019 Location: New Delhi Posts: 347 Thanked: 2,894 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Credit to the creater(found this on Google images) Attached Images

4th July 2019, 06:12	#10189
porsche_guy BHPian Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: GJ06/GJ01 Posts: 693 Thanked: 2,188 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread 'Nuff said

4th July 2019, 13:50	#10190
jailbird_fynix BHPian Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: (òÓ,)_\,,/ Posts: 465 Thanked: 3,034 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread What? So they want more rash driving.and accidents to happen?

6th July 2019, 20:43	#10191
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 4,843 Thanked: 6,179 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Words do not maketh the man, this is 20 characters. Attached Thumbnails

6th July 2019, 21:41	#10192
hamster BHPian Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: CSK Posts: 143 Thanked: 124 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Testing the petrol heads vision Attached Thumbnails

8th July 2019, 00:37	#10193
jailbird_fynix BHPian Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: (òÓ,)_\,,/ Posts: 465 Thanked: 3,034 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Some would argue that they'd need all the help they could get while driving on Indian roads. But ironically, those idols could actually do more damage during an accident. Last edited by jailbird_fynix : 8th July 2019 at 00:39.

20th July 2019, 16:09	#10194
jailbird_fynix BHPian Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: (òÓ,)_\,,/ Posts: 465 Thanked: 3,034 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Imagine all the cake we would need. I see you, human. Whatever works for her I suppose.

24th July 2019, 08:55	#10197
hydraulicsteer BHPian Join Date: May 2019 Location: Ghaziabad Posts: 182 Thanked: 482 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread The Indian car scene these days. Attached Images

24th July 2019, 10:02	#10198
DriverR BHPian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 399 Thanked: 489 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Came across an article on some of the best Bad Parking Revenge photos. I selected the ones that were really good. I wish i had the guts to do some of them. Original article Link Attached Thumbnails Attached Images

24th July 2019, 14:11	#10199
V.Narayan Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Delhi-NCR Posts: 3,028 Thanked: 35,902 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Man in Kerala abandons pet dog claiming the dog was having an illicit affair!!! https://www.ndtv.com/thiruvananthapu...collar-2074305 I sure hope this pious worthy is not a BHPian. A mental asylum somewhere is missing a member. Wonder what I should do with my tropical fish. A couple of red devils are forever mating and I haven't shown me their marriage certificate yet.

26th July 2019, 16:24	#10200
saurabh2711 BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Pune, Bhopal, Indore Posts: 335 Thanked: 630 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread --NOM-- My Salary has not increased since 11 years, just married my son and a daughter, marriage of second son is on cards, most probably my daughter in law is also expecting, have a bankrupt brother and a widowed mother to support and have put plastic on the house to save ourselves from rains, .......... yet always positive and smiling. Yours, Elder Ambani. --recieved as a forward-- Mods please delete if offensive or already posted. Last edited by saurabh2711 : 26th July 2019 at 16:31.

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