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Old 2nd July 2019, 10:24   #10186
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What animals do you remember playing with a football? Dog? Cat?

How about a cow?

This has to be the best video I have seen over the last few days. DO NOT miss out the last 45 seconds

Hilarious video
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Old 2nd July 2019, 10:44   #10187
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Speechless.

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Credit to the creater(found this on Google images)
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'Nuff said
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What? So they want more rash driving.and accidents to happen?

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Words do not maketh the man, this is 20 characters.
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Testing the petrol heads vision
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Some would argue that they'd need all the help they could get while driving on Indian roads. But ironically, those idols could actually do more damage during an accident.

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Old 20th July 2019, 16:09   #10194
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Imagine all the cake we would need.

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I see you, human.

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Whatever works for her I suppose.

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Can't stop laughing . Really well made video:
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Not sure if this is the correct thread to post this.

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Woman Tries To Buy Audi - With Money She Printed At Home

A woman in Germany left a car dealership employees completely bemused when she tried paying for her purchased with a wad of banknotes she printed at home.

According to a statement by Pirmasens Police, the 20-year-old woman went to a Kaiserslautern car dealership with 15,000 euros in counterfeit money on Friday.

Neue Oz reports that after choosing an Audi A3 2013 model, the unnamed woman walked up to the counter and pulled out the easily recognizable fake money.

"I just asked her incredulously if she wanted to play Monopoly," an employee of the dealership told Neue Oz. He then proceeded to call the police, who arrived at the scene and apprehended the woman.

A search of her apartment after that gave the police all the evidence they needed. They found that the woman had created the notes with a commercial inkjet printer.
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The Indian car scene these days.
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Came across an article on some of the best Bad Parking Revenge photos. I selected the ones that were really good. I wish i had the guts to do some of them.
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Man in Kerala abandons pet dog claiming the dog was having an illicit affair!!!

https://www.ndtv.com/thiruvananthapu...collar-2074305

I sure hope this pious worthy is not a BHPian. A mental asylum somewhere is missing a member.

Wonder what I should do with my tropical fish. A couple of red devils are forever mating and I haven't shown me their marriage certificate yet.
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Old 26th July 2019, 16:24   #10200
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--NOM--

My Salary has not increased since 11 years, just married my son and a daughter, marriage of second son is on cards, most probably my daughter in law is also expecting, have a bankrupt brother and a widowed mother to support and have put plastic on the house to save ourselves from rains, .......... yet always positive and smiling.

Yours,
Elder Ambani.

--recieved as a forward--
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