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Old 4th October 2019, 16:02   #10261
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The Price Rs. 299/- is for Single Shade and not for 40.
Yes. I know that... The joke's on the designer of the hoarding though
I guess your sarcasm detectors are due for servicing good sir.
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Old 9th October 2019, 11:01   #10262
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People with speed sensing door lock would relate.

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Old 9th October 2019, 11:14   #10263
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People with speed sensing door lock would relate.
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While my car does have speed sensing door lock, I (possibly many others too) am unable to relate due to language issues.
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Old 9th October 2019, 11:17   #10264
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While my car does have speed sensing door lock, I (possibly many others too) am unable to relate due to language issues.
It is a quote from the Netflix Show 'Sacred Games' by the Antagonist Gaitonde who is a Gangster.

It says 'Do you want to die?' in his typical Gangsta tone (the tone was in the reader's heads)
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Old 9th October 2019, 11:21   #10265
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It is a quote from the Netflix Show 'Sacred Games' by the Antagonist Gaitonde who is a Gangster.

It says 'Do you want to die?' in his typical Gangsta tone (the tone was in the reader's heads)
Aah. Now it's clear. Thanks.

BTW, does the automatic lock unlock if the vechicle crashes or has an electrical short circuit?
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Old 9th October 2019, 11:23   #10266
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While my car does have speed sensing door lock, I (possibly many others too) am unable to relate due to language issues.
It says:-
"Do you wish to die?"

Sorry, I couldn't find the english version of this one.
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Old 10th October 2019, 06:21   #10267
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... BTW, does the automatic lock unlock if the vechicle crashes or has an electrical short circuit?
I'll test and let you know!

After testing:
When the vehicle crashed: Since the speed was zero, the door opened (actually, fell apart)!

When there was a short circuit: The door did not open, but when I panicked and crashed the vehicle, the speed became zero and the door opened!
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Old 10th October 2019, 06:26   #10268
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I'll test and let you know!

After testing:
When the vehicle crashed: Since the speed was zero, the door opened (actually, fell apart)!

When there was a short circuit: The door did not open, but when I panicked and crashed the vehicle, the speed became zero and the door opened!
Though this is a joke thread, in reality, the doors do not unlock when the vechicle cones to a stop, at least in the Polo.
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Though this is a joke thread, in reality, the doors do not unlock when the vechicle cones to a stop, at least in the Polo.
OMG... I have a Vento and it opens when stationary! Is mine defective or yours?
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Old 10th October 2019, 06:40   #10270
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OMG... I have a Vento and it opens when stationary! Is mine defective or yours?
Sorry, I think I wasn't clear. While the car can be opened from the inside, my question was, would it be unlocked to be open from the outside, to help the victims.
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Old 11th October 2019, 17:32   #10271
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I get that pretty often..
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Old 13th October 2019, 00:22   #10272
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Tit for Tat but not advisable!
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Old 13th October 2019, 13:38   #10273
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Saw this tweet today. Cracked me up
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Old 13th October 2019, 20:37   #10274
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Only REAL car guys will know what it actually is. To others it's just a vintage microphone.
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Tit for Tat but not advisable!
Ha ha ha! Can you beat my design?!!
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