The Official Joke thread

neoranjit · 30th April 2008, 01:21

The New Fiat Logo.. or is fiat into a partnership with Ford ?

ramki067 · 30th April 2008, 09:26

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?"

The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made."

A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them."

The confused girl returns to her mother and says, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from monkeys?"

The Mother answers, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side."

Ramki.

paras211 · 30th April 2008, 12:38

YouTube - The Punjabi Blood - Gasolina

this is really funny also check out pinky by these guys. milkshake is a worth a watch too.

sanjaykk · 30th April 2008, 13:20

The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation
is illustrated below:

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Name: seat_belt.bmp
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PS: No offence meant to anyone! Sorry in advance!

aravindwarrier · 30th April 2008, 13:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by srijit

Has any of you seen this

It is the Indian version of Michael Jackson's Thriller with English Lyrics

The hero is a famous person, but I am sorry to say that I dont know his name

Very funny.

Thats Chiranjeevi....

The Super mega star of Telugu.

adityamunshi · 30th April 2008, 14:27

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

Also watch Punjabi Blood - Arabian Nights.

Quote:

Originally Posted by paras211

YouTube - The Punjabi Blood - Gasolina

this is really funny also check out pinky by these guys. milkshake is a worth a watch too.

maddy42 · 30th April 2008, 14:53

@paras211 You made my day. All their videos are funny.

clevermax · 1st May 2008, 08:01

Found at the billing of a supermarket yeasterday....

Mission_Safari · 1st May 2008, 08:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by clevermax

Found at the billing of a supermarket yeasterday....

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Conveyance and Yeasterday..

clevermax · 1st May 2008, 09:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mission_Safari

Conveyance and Yeasterday..

How I wish I could edit my posts even after those 20 minutes during which your senses go numb that you can't spot these typos

condor · 2nd May 2008, 12:08

Doesnt seem to have been posted before. Check it out !

YouTube - Ken Lee or Without you by Mariah Carey (ENGLISH SUBTITLES)

speedzak · 2nd May 2008, 16:12

After searching the thread, I am glad to post this youtube linky:

YouTube - America

Suraangani, suraangani, Suraangani ka...........

Enjoy!

Shankyz · 2nd May 2008, 16:46

Ole and Lena are driving home from a party one night when Ole gets pulled over for speeding. The officer comes to the window and asks Ole, "Sir, did you realize that you were speeding?"
"No sir," replies Ole, "I had no idea I was speeding."
Suddenly, Lena blurts out, "Yeah you did Ole! You were speeding and you knew it the whole time!"
"Would you be quiet Lena, this isn't the time or the place!"
"Well, you were speeding and now you're trying to lie about it," says Lena.
Ole replies, "Will you just shut up for once, I'm sick of you bossing me around!"
The officer, still standing at the window of the car is surprised at the way Ole is talking to his wife. He asks, "Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you like this?"
"No," she replies, "only when he's been drinking."[FONT=Verdana][/FONT]

iraghava · 2nd May 2008, 17:02

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How about these??

Cyrus43 · 4th May 2008, 02:00

Just got this from my girlfriend. Didnt know wher to put it so am putting it here

Also can someone please give me a good Resizer??

30th April 2008, 01:21	#2761
neoranjit BHPian Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chennai Posts: 588 Thanked: 196 Times View My Garage	The New Fiat Logo.. or is fiat into a partnership with Ford ? Attached Thumbnails

30th April 2008, 09:26	#2762
ramki067 BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: BANGALORE Posts: 616 Thanked: 36 Times View My Garage	Human Race A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?" The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made." A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them." The confused girl returns to her mother and says, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from monkeys?" The Mother answers, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side." Ramki.

30th April 2008, 13:20	#2764
sanjaykk BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 460 Thanked: 395 Times View My Garage	New law on sealt belts The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated below: PS: No offence meant to anyone! Sorry in advance!

4th May 2008, 02:00	#2775
Cyrus43 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: London Posts: 5,019 Thanked: 230 Times View My Garage	Just got this from my girlfriend. Didnt know wher to put it so am putting it here Also can someone please give me a good Resizer?? Attached Thumbnails Last edited by Cyrus43 : 4th May 2008 at 02:09.

30th April 2008, 14:53	#2767
maddy42 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Coorg Posts: 2,186 Thanked: 1,648 Times View My Garage	@paras211 You made my day. All their videos are funny.

1st May 2008, 08:01	#2768
clevermax Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tvm/Amsterdam Posts: 2,112 Thanked: 2,898 Times View My Garage	Found at the billing of a supermarket yeasterday....

2nd May 2008, 16:46	#2773
Shankyz BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Delhi Posts: 200 Thanked: 2 Times	Ole and Lena are driving home from a party one night when Ole gets pulled over for speeding. The officer comes to the window and asks Ole, "Sir, did you realize that you were speeding?" "No sir," replies Ole, "I had no idea I was speeding." Suddenly, Lena blurts out, "Yeah you did Ole! You were speeding and you knew it the whole time!" "Would you be quiet Lena, this isn't the time or the place!" "Well, you were speeding and now you're trying to lie about it," says Lena. Ole replies, "Will you just shut up for once, I'm sick of you bossing me around!" The officer, still standing at the window of the car is surprised at the way Ole is talking to his wife. He asks, "Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you like this?" "No," she replies, "only when he's been drinking."[FONT=Verdana][/FONT]

2nd May 2008, 17:02	#2774
iraghava Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bhaiyyaland Posts: 7,997 Thanked: 281 Times View My Garage	How about these??