The Official Joke thread

n_aditya · 12th May 2008, 15:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by diabloo

So what did the Grandpa finally do? Spend time with secretary or grandson?

Got a new secretary or a new teacher for his grandson. Meetings cant be postponed so easily you see.

srishiva · 12th May 2008, 15:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by n_aditya

Got a new secretary or a new teacher for his grandson. Meetings cant be postponed so easily you see.

Got a new secretary who doesn't have a husband ?

netchef · 12th May 2008, 21:21

Why do mountaineers tie themselves together?

To prevent the sensible ones from going home.

Eddy · 12th May 2008, 21:39

What is the height of secrecy ?

autopsyche · 13th May 2008, 00:22

LOL thats a good one eddy.

ramie2400 · 13th May 2008, 00:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eddy

What is the height of secrecy ?

hahahaha that was cool .... ssshhhhhhhhhhh..!!

Mr.Bangalore · 13th May 2008, 14:52

YouTube - Not a BMW fan - Hitler has the wrong bike!

No offense to BMW lovers :-)

Mission_Safari · 13th May 2008, 17:40

* INSIGHTFUL QUOTES FROM RANJIT FERNANDO

"What Jayasuriya will be trying to do is to hit the ball with the bat and get runs in order to win the match." - SL vs South Africa

"If Ireland can get 8 or 9 quick wickets, they could be in with a chance." - SL vs Ireland

"One would say that the team that scores more runs, should go on to win the game." - SL vs India

"It's a four. Oh no! He's out! He's clean bowled! I thought it went for four!" when Ravi Bopara was bowled in the match England Vs SL

" What's important in this partnership is that they have not lost any wickets" SL vs New Zealand super 8 match

" Upul Tharanga is caught in slips by Jayasuriya"- Jaya.. sry i mean Hayden has got buckets like hands" SL vs Aussie super 8 match

Bass&Trouble · 13th May 2008, 17:45

^^

Thats hilarious. Looks like Siddhu phaaji has some serious competition coming his way.

Sam Kapasi · 13th May 2008, 20:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eddy

What is the height of secrecy ?

lol good one.

Ever heard about the guy who never finished any

DerAlte · 13th May 2008, 20:21

Not sure if it is already on TBHP, but M$ in cars one is about 12 years old! Things haven't changed during this time, though. There are definitely fewer blue screens and crashes, but I guess that is more to do with improvements in hardware reliability. Anyhow, the best, albeit hidden, joke in there was about M$ and technology!!!

normally_crazy · 13th May 2008, 20:23

Just got this sms -

The height of fashion ????

A 1 year old kid asking his mom for low waist diapers.

Sam Kapasi · 13th May 2008, 20:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudra Sen

I think it's pretty new. But if it's already posted here just let me know. I'll remove it.

Gates vs. GM

You know Rudra, the last joke you posted here was in August 2005, lol. You should visit more often like us lukkhas.

However this joke was posted by brainscooper in december 2005 on this thread
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post157777

Then it was posted the very next day by Abhibh on the same thread. Bad Boy.
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post158245

Then in february 2006 by 2L8, he's a bad boy that everyone knows already
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post180141

then V-16 in April 2006 put this in the laptop thread.
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/gadget...tml#post204448

Then GTO even started a thread for this joke.
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post281250

Then in september 2006 by 1self back here
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post302424

Then in June 2007 by appuchan again here
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post476196

And finally today by Rudra

So no, lol it isn't new. But what do you expect from a car forum that works with computers? Too obvious.

I have too much time on my hands really...

condor · 13th May 2008, 22:35

Rudra, I think you need a (quick) break from that hectic schedule you're having lately ..

ramie2400 · 13th May 2008, 23:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by normally_crazy

Just got this sms -

The height of fashion ????

A 1 year old kid asking his mom for low waist diapers.

Lolz NC that was a cool one man "Low Waist Diapers"

12th May 2008, 21:21	#2808
netchef BHPian Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 952 Thanked: 60 Times View My Garage	Why do mountaineers tie themselves together? To prevent the sensible ones from going home.

12th May 2008, 21:39	#2809
Eddy Team-BHP Support Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Singapore Posts: 9,582 Thanked: 14,605 Times	What is the height of secrecy ?

13th May 2008, 00:22	#2810
autopsyche Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Delhi, Indi Posts: 1,511 Thanked: 36 Times View My Garage	LOL thats a good one eddy.

13th May 2008, 17:40	#2813
Mission_Safari BHPian Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chennai Posts: 449 Thanked: 8 Times	* INSIGHTFUL QUOTES FROM RANJIT FERNANDO "What Jayasuriya will be trying to do is to hit the ball with the bat and get runs in order to win the match." - SL vs South Africa "If Ireland can get 8 or 9 quick wickets, they could be in with a chance." - SL vs Ireland "One would say that the team that scores more runs, should go on to win the game." - SL vs India "It's a four. Oh no! He's out! He's clean bowled! I thought it went for four!" when Ravi Bopara was bowled in the match England Vs SL " What's important in this partnership is that they have not lost any wickets" SL vs New Zealand super 8 match " Upul Tharanga is caught in slips by Jayasuriya"- Jaya.. sry i mean Hayden has got buckets like hands" SL vs Aussie super 8 match

13th May 2008, 17:45	#2814
Bass&Trouble Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bombay Posts: 2,756 Thanked: 137 Times	^^ Thats hilarious. Looks like Siddhu phaaji has some serious competition coming his way.

13th May 2008, 20:21	#2816
DerAlte Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 8,027 Thanked: 2,920 Times	Not sure if it is already on TBHP, but M$ in cars one is about 12 years old! Things haven't changed during this time, though. There are definitely fewer blue screens and crashes, but I guess that is more to do with improvements in hardware reliability. Anyhow, the best, albeit hidden, joke in there was about M$ and technology!!!

13th May 2008, 20:23	#2817
normally_crazy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 4,305 Thanked: 544 Times View My Garage	Just got this sms - The height of fashion ???? A 1 year old kid asking his mom for low waist diapers.

13th May 2008, 22:35	#2819
condor Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Speed-brkr City Posts: 16,242 Thanked: 16,902 Times View My Garage	Rudra, I think you need a (quick) break from that hectic schedule you're having lately ..