25th February 2009, 17:04
| #3511 | |||
| Distinguished - BHPian   |  Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
| |||
|
| |
|
25th February 2009, 18:49
| #3512 |
| Senior - BHPian  | A Pirate and a salior are sharing their stories on the high seas, the salior notices the pirate has a peg leg, a hook hand and a patched eye. "How did you get the Peg leg, the Hook and the Eye patch?" asked the sailor. "Well, the peg leg happened when i was swept overboard and a shark bit it off" , "The hook was when I was boarding an enemy ship and my hand got sliced clean off" replied the Pirate. "And the Eye?" "oh yes that happend when a seagull dropping landed in my eye" "and that took out your eye"? asked the sailor. "Well, it was my first day with the hook" replied the pirate.  |
|
|
|
26th February 2009, 17:44
| #3513 | |
| BHPian  Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Ludhiana
Posts: 273
Thanked: 135 Times
| Quote:
| |
|
|
|
26th February 2009, 18:05
| #3514 |
| BHPian  | Docs for BMW generation authorisation |
|
|
|
26th February 2009, 21:00
| #3515 | |
| Distinguished - BHPian | Quote:
Every clinic needs a permit to generate "BMW" which is to be packed in colored coded containers/bags and the municipality will collect it to dispose according to the biohazard regulations. Many doctors don't know about it and only once one clinic is raided that they rush for the authorization certificate. | |
|
|
|
26th February 2009, 21:11
| #3516 | |
| Distinguished - BHPian  | Quote:
 | |
|
|
|
26th February 2009, 21:14
| #3517 | |
| Senior - BHPian  | Quote:
He gets a double amp double woofer. | |
|
|
27th February 2009, 16:42
| #3518 |
| BANNED | Got this on email from a friend |
|
|
| |
|
27th February 2009, 18:04
| #3519 | |
| BHPian | Quote:
All through the article, was trying to replace this bmw with the other. relax ! | |
|
|
|
3rd March 2009, 22:14
| #3520 |
| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Bombay
Posts: 1,418
Thanked: 475 Times
| These people really want to keep road ONLY for cars   |
|
|
|
3rd March 2009, 22:42
| #3521 |
| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Faridabad/Delhi
Posts: 2,451
Thanked: 1,319 Times
| lol. Which road is this? |
|
|
|
4th March 2009, 11:21
| #3522 |
| BANNED  Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Panaji - Goa/Bangalore - Karnataka
Posts: 3,261
Thanked: 747 Times
| LOL, someone who is good with MS Paint. |
|
|
|
6th March 2009, 10:57
| #3523 |
| BHPian  Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Mumbai
Posts: 26
Thanked: Once
| Honey i shrunk the cars! The smart car What we will be forced to drive soon?  But look at all of the 'great new choices' We will have from 'The SMART Car'.... The Smorvette!  The Smaudi A3 AWD  The Smamborghini!  The SMW!  The Smorsche!  The Smorsche Targa!  And last,but not the least, The Smerrari!  |
|
|
|
6th March 2009, 11:22
| #3524 | |
| Distinguished - BHPian | Quote:
| |
|
|
|
14th March 2009, 15:29
| #3525 |
| Team-BHP Support   | What brands will look like post-recession! |
|
|
