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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() A Pirate and a salior are sharing their stories on the high seas, the salior notices the pirate has a peg leg, a hook hand and a patched eye. "How did you get the Peg leg, the Hook and the Eye patch?" asked the sailor. "Well, the peg leg happened when i was swept overboard and a shark bit it off" , "The hook was when I was boarding an enemy ship and my hand got sliced clean off" replied the Pirate. "And the Eye?" "oh yes that happend when a seagull dropping landed in my eye" "and that took out your eye"? asked the sailor. "Well, it was my first day with the hook" replied the pirate. ![]() |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Ludhiana
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() Quote: Every clinic needs a permit to generate "BMW" which is to be packed in colored coded containers/bags and the municipality will collect it to dispose according to the biohazard regulations. Many doctors don't know about it and only once one clinic is raided that they rush for the authorization certificate. | |
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Hi Tejas: Nothing funny about it for medics (I'm part of that community too), but most lay folks know of only ONE BMW - the one with wheels. Wish we really could have our BMWs both ways - as in rush for our BMW authorisations IN a BMW! ![]() |
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BANNED | ![]() Got this on email from a friend |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Bombay
Posts: 1,449
Thanked: 720 Times
| ![]() These people really want to keep road ONLY for cars ![]() ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() lol. Which road is this? |
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BANNED ![]() Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Panaji - Goa/Bangalore - Karnataka
Posts: 3,312
Thanked: 761 Times
| ![]() LOL, someone who is good with MS Paint. |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Mumbai
Posts: 26
Thanked: Once
| ![]() The smart car What we will be forced to drive soon? ![]() But look at all of the 'great new choices' We will have from 'The SMART Car'.... The Smorvette! ![]() The Smaudi A3 AWD ![]() The Smamborghini! ![]() The SMW! ![]() The Smorsche! ![]() The Smorsche Targa! ![]() And last,but not the least, The Smerrari! ![]() |
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Team-BHP Support ![]() ![]() | ![]() What brands will look like post-recession! |
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