The Official Joke thread

SirAlec · 9th February 2009, 02:50

YouTube - Cheap car from China

musicmanaman · 9th February 2009, 11:49

SirAlec, the video posted is very well done, really like it.

Maverick1977 · 9th February 2009, 13:59

Did the chinese driver also disintegrate with his car? Is this China's way of controlling their population?

deepgautam_qa · 9th February 2009, 14:14

Doosra Dhamaka after Mr. Chand Nawab (http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/1161307-post3469.html) -

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YouTube - Priceless..... so Called Chief Justice Abdul Hameed Dogar

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Cheers!!!

neoranjit · 9th February 2009, 19:47

Indeed Doosra Dhamaka.. Awesome

ImmortalZ · 9th February 2009, 22:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by prabhuav

What the hell is this? Serious or a joke?

Buy one here.

neoranjit · 10th February 2009, 19:44

No one trusts Software companies or its employees these days !!!

vinaydas · 11th February 2009, 01:25

found this video really Hilarious!!! dont know if its been posted here before
@mods if this is bit too much obscene please edit my post

YouTube - world from baby's view

sammyboy · 11th February 2009, 01:38

lol that was hilarious

hkanitkar · 12th February 2009, 00:54

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising long, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.

She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they blew right through it.

She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know that you ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Jesus Christ !! Am I driving ?"

hkanitkar · 12th February 2009, 01:15

Another one :
There was once a Red Indian boy watching a Red Indian movie with his father. While watching, the boy asks the father, "Dad, why do we have funny names like Yellow Moon, Sitting Wolf and stuff?"
The father replies, "Well son, in our culture, when a child is born, we name the child based on something significant that has taken place around time of the birth."
The boy says, "Ahhhhh.... now I understand, dad" And they continue their movie. The father was feeling thirsty suddenly and calls out to the boy,

"Leaking Rubber, go get me water!"

isldhn · 12th February 2009, 14:26

"Leaking Rubber, go get me water!".

That was a real good one dude.

finneyp · 13th February 2009, 12:18

Santa-Banta say on current financial market :-

What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped "Insufficient funds", I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's!

bblost · 13th February 2009, 12:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by finneyp

Santa-Banta say on current financial market :-

What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped "Insufficient funds", I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post1087839

Replying to finneyp right here as these posts will anyways get deleted.

no just a little too much work on my head and don't want to do anything about it.

finneyp · 13th February 2009, 12:26

Bblost, have you taken over from Condor?

Didn't realize that joke was posted before.

10th February 2009, 19:44	#3487
neoranjit BHPian Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chennai Posts: 588 Thanked: 195 Times View My Garage	No one trusts Software companies or its employees these days !!! Attached Thumbnails

9th February 2009, 11:49	#3482
musicmanaman BHPian Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: kolkata Posts: 927 Thanked: 25 Times	SirAlec, the video posted is very well done, really like it.

9th February 2009, 13:59	#3483
Maverick1977 BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 997 Thanked: 906 Times View My Garage	Did the chinese driver also disintegrate with his car? Is this China's way of controlling their population?

9th February 2009, 19:47	#3485
neoranjit BHPian Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chennai Posts: 588 Thanked: 195 Times View My Garage	Indeed Doosra Dhamaka.. Awesome

11th February 2009, 01:38	#3489
sammyboy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ggn/Dehradun Posts: 1,842 Thanked: 521 Times View My Garage	lol that was hilarious

12th February 2009, 00:54	#3490
hkanitkar BHPian Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: pune Posts: 668 Thanked: 109 Times View My Garage	Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising long, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through red light." After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they blew right through it. She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know that you ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!" Mildred turned to her and said, "Jesus Christ !! Am I driving ?"

12th February 2009, 01:15	#3491
hkanitkar BHPian Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: pune Posts: 668 Thanked: 109 Times View My Garage	Another one : There was once a Red Indian boy watching a Red Indian movie with his father. While watching, the boy asks the father, "Dad, why do we have funny names like Yellow Moon, Sitting Wolf and stuff?" The father replies, "Well son, in our culture, when a child is born, we name the child based on something significant that has taken place around time of the birth." The boy says, "Ahhhhh.... now I understand, dad" And they continue their movie. The father was feeling thirsty suddenly and calls out to the boy, "Leaking Rubber, go get me water!"

12th February 2009, 14:26	#3492
isldhn BHPian Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Ludhiana Posts: 285 Thanked: 147 Times	"Leaking Rubber, go get me water!". That was a real good one dude.

13th February 2009, 12:18	#3493
finneyp Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,716 Thanked: 319 Times View My Garage	Santa-Banta say on current financial market :- What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped "Insufficient funds", I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's!

13th February 2009, 12:26	#3495
finneyp Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,716 Thanked: 319 Times View My Garage	Bblost, have you taken over from Condor? Didn't realize that joke was posted before.