29th May 2009, 14:16
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| Distinguished - BHPian   |  Quote:
But : 1. You did do back-to-back posts (even if it was separate jokes) 2. Dont you think your 3rd post here is a very old flavor ? | |
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31st May 2009, 12:55
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Bombay
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| I am not sure if this picture belongs to Joke thread or to Whack mods thread. Actually it belongs to both threads   Source : Double Fail FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail Moments |
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2nd June 2009, 13:41
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| Newbie Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Bangalore
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| Signs....  i want comments .... |
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2nd June 2009, 14:47
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| BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Mumbai
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| ^ One of the best funny things I've read in recent past |
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2nd June 2009, 14:51
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| Senior - BHPian  | Quote:
 But, I'm not sure if some of these really, are road signs. | |
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2nd June 2009, 14:52
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| BHPian  | ^ yep one of the funniest things ever - a joke on road signs - so very apt for a car forum  |
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2nd June 2009, 15:22
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: May 2009 Location: Chennai
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| LAB report and CAT scan! A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet's surgery. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said 'I'm so sorry, your Duck, 'Cuddles' has passed away'. The distressed owner wailed 'Are you sure?' 'Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead' he replied. 'How can you be so sure,' she protested. 'I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything! He might just be in a coma or something'. The Vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his paws on the table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the Vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog, took it out, and returned a few minutes later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, ' I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck'. The vet turned to his PC, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the distraught woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill '£150!', she cried, '£150 just to tell me my duck is dead!' The vet just shrugged, and said ' I'm sorry... If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been £20, but with the LAB report and the CAT scan, it's now £150...' __________________ |
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2nd June 2009, 19:18
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3rd June 2009, 12:23
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3rd June 2009, 12:36
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| @ Gansan That joke actually had me laughing till there were tears in my eyes! ROFL |
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3rd June 2009, 13:33
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| BHPian  Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bangalore
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| This one came by SMS: What is the difference between girls aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 & 68 ? At 8 - you take her to bed & tell her a story At 18 - you tell her a story & take her to bed At 28 - you dont need to tell her a story to take her to bed At 38 - she tells you a story & takes you to bed At 48 - you tell her a story to avoid taking her to bed At 58 - you stay in bed to avoid her story At 68 - if you take her to bed, that'll be a story |
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3rd June 2009, 16:05
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| Distinguished - BHPian  | @GSMINC, good one but quite an old one though |
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3rd June 2009, 16:18
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| Senior - BHPian  | The Lab report and Car Scan were hilarious. |
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3rd June 2009, 19:01
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| BHPian Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bangalore
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One more: No offence to the more powerful gender of our species Women's lives are very hard ! MORNING-wash clothes NOON-dry clothes EVENING-iron clothes NIGHT-open clothes MIDNIGHT-no clothes EARLY MORNING-search clothes Once again I say, no offence meant, it is just a joke | |
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3rd June 2009, 19:30
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| Team-BHP Support   | Quote:
Shopkeeper: Oh, you are a doc. Fine, I'll give you $100 off. But, when I need a doctor, you gotta give me a free consultation. Uncle: Sure, that's a deal. The order went through, payment was done. As we were leaving, the shopkeeper asked... Shopkeeper: BTW, what is your area of specialty? I need to know when to use your service. Uncle: Radiation Oncology Shopkeeper: Er... what does that mean? Uncle: When people are diagnosed with Cancer, they come to me for treatment. Shopkeeper:  Arrgghh, I hope I never have to use your help. | |
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