The Official Joke thread

mayankk · 16th September 2011, 11:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordmanchau

True!! reminds of a real life incident I had.

In the month of may 2011 after the Rs. 5/- price hike in petrol, I was in Chennai with family travelling in a cab.
My sister then asks her 4yr old son(my nephew) to ask me, what I want for my birthday(due in July).
He asks me, mama tumko birthday par kya gift chahiye??
I reply: "aur kuch nahi beta bus free petrol voucher de dena"

On hearing this even the driver of the cab who was relatively quiet, couldn't stop laughing!!
And now I think I would just make sure that I get the same gift

from here on.

TBHP Hyderabad Chapter, Fordmanchau has dropped enough hints!!
birthday's in july, and he knows what he wants!!!

But seriuosly, oil cos are reflecting the fall of rupee/rise of crude very quickly, but the rise of rupee/fall of crude ?
NO!!!

condor · 16th September 2011, 13:07

Written by a married man had on back of his car..

Quote:

Please don't disturb. Already disturbed

Unknownsatan · 16th September 2011, 13:09

We all love Cricket, dont we?

SuperSlick · 16th September 2011, 14:28

Ok Folks, here's an explanation of 'Woman' from an Engineer's point of view. I am not sure again if this has been already posted in any of previous pages, but hope you guys don't mind if it's a repeat of the facts!

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Scorcher · 17th September 2011, 01:57

Utilizing the "facilities"

Kerala Lifestyle Oru Kuli HQ - YouTube

silversteed · 17th September 2011, 16:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by condor

Written by a married man had on back of his car..

You mean this:

Scorcher · 17th September 2011, 18:21

Petrol - 73
Sachin - 99
Who will reach century first?

suhaas307 · 17th September 2011, 20:28

Here is a Cricket joke that I got off the internet:

"Dont you just love English cricket! The thinnest guy on the team is called Broad; the ugliest- Swann; the guy that fields behind is called Prior; the guy whose father is John is called Pietersen; the guy whose father is Luke is called Anderson; the slowest fielder is Trott and then they got one right.. the dumbest guy is called Bell."

BaCkSeAtDrIVeR · 17th September 2011, 20:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by suhaas307

Here is a Cricket joke that I got off the internet:

"Dont you just love English cricket! The thinnest guy on the team is called Broad; the ugliest- Swann; the guy that fields behind is called Prior; the guy whose father is John is called Pietersen; the guy whose father is Luke is called Anderson; the slowest fielder is Trott and then they got one right.. the dumbest guy is called Bell."

The English selectors definitely know their Onions!!

suhaas307 · 17th September 2011, 20:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by BaCkSeAtDrIVeR

The English selectors definitely know their Onions!!

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My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didn't.

suhaas307 · 17th September 2011, 22:03

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said "Are you going to help?" I said, "No, six should be enough."

suhaas307 · 18th September 2011, 01:09

Heights of racism:

A little white kid goes and stands in between two black kids and says, "Mommy look, I made an Oreo!"

Scorcher · 18th September 2011, 07:10

Now I get what they mean when they say Kerala Police is well armed?

IronH4WK · 18th September 2011, 09:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcher

Now I get what they mean when they say Kerala Police is well armed?

dude, you get a lot of forwards, don't you

salbin · 18th September 2011, 18:27

Top Gear laughs!!

Top Gear Laughs - YouTube

16th September 2011, 13:09	#5133
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16th September 2011, 14:28	#5134
SuperSlick BHPian Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Chennai Posts: 200 Thanked: 96 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Ok Folks, here's an explanation of 'Woman' from an Engineer's point of view. I am not sure again if this has been already posted in any of previous pages, but hope you guys don't mind if it's a repeat of the facts!

17th September 2011, 18:21	#5137
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,922 Thanked: 7,182 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Petrol - 73 Sachin - 99 Who will reach century first?

17th September 2011, 20:28	#5138
suhaas307 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 9,166 Thanked: 14,600 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Here is a Cricket joke that I got off the internet: "Dont you just love English cricket! The thinnest guy on the team is called Broad; the ugliest- Swann; the guy that fields behind is called Prior; the guy whose father is John is called Pietersen; the guy whose father is Luke is called Anderson; the slowest fielder is Trott and then they got one right.. the dumbest guy is called Bell."

17th September 2011, 22:03	#5141
suhaas307 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 9,166 Thanked: 14,600 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said "Are you going to help?" I said, "No, six should be enough."

18th September 2011, 01:09	#5142
suhaas307 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 9,166 Thanked: 14,600 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Heights of racism: A little white kid goes and stands in between two black kids and says, "Mommy look, I made an Oreo!"

18th September 2011, 07:10	#5143
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,922 Thanked: 7,182 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Now I get what they mean when they say Kerala Police is well armed? Attached Thumbnails