The Official Joke thread

Kandisa · 27th September 2011, 15:04

On the wall outside a temple, this line was written:" Have you tired of committing enough sins? If yes, then come inside."
And just below this line, following was added:
"And if you haven't, then come to the house on the opposite side of the road - Ms. Julie"....!!!

suhaas307 · 27th September 2011, 15:39

Here are some examples of test-papers attempted by some with either a great sense of humor, or those who are just plain stupid!

travelwriter · 27th September 2011, 15:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by sam_boy

Most Happiest Husband in This World
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Husband and Happy????

Scorcher · 27th September 2011, 18:05

The scene after Kochi Tuskers are suspended from the IPL

Scorcher · 27th September 2011, 19:17

I am not sure if this has been posted before but I am falling off laughing from my chair seeing this
Jooobi Doobi Joobi Doobi Pampara Joobi Doobi Parampara!

Indian Idol 5 Auditions \| Moviehattan.com \| Zoobi Doobi - Hilarious - YouTube

dhanushs · 28th September 2011, 13:36

Chennai to Bangalore = 350 kms
Bangalore to Chennai = 350 kms

Ground Floor to 15th Floor = 15 floors
15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors

Monday to Friday = 5 days
Friday to Monday = 2 days

Isn't this cheating?

IronH4WK · 28th September 2011, 13:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhanushs

Chennai to Bangalore = 350 kms
Bangalore to Chennai = 350 kms

Ground Floor to 15th Floor = 15 floors
15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors

Monday to Friday = 5 days
Friday to Monday = 2 days

Isn't this cheating?

ROFL!!

yeah, i wish we had 5day weekends

bluevolt · 28th September 2011, 14:14

A door to door salesman knocked on a door and a woman answered.

"Hello," said the man, "Would you like to buy a book titled 500 excuses

to give your wife for staying out late ?"

"Why on earth would I buy a book like that ?" asked the woman.

"Because," replied the salesman, "I sold a copy to your husband this morning.

Scorcher · 28th September 2011, 15:02

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.

She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"

Kandisa · 28th September 2011, 15:38

A man was asked " Suppose, you win a lottery of Rs 1 Crore. How will you feel"?
The man replied,"Oh, i will go mad"
"And then?"
The man replied "And I will get my treatment done with that money"!

Scorcher · 28th September 2011, 16:01

3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.

So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation.

Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. "

Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes."

Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?"

mayankk · 28th September 2011, 16:05

@scorcher!!
Youre going through your old emails, aint you?

Scorcher · 28th September 2011, 16:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

@scorcher!!
Youre going through your old emails, aint you?

Nah Nah, that is easier said than done, buddy. My inbox is now clogged with the infinite Facebook notifications that piled up before I figured out it could be turned off. Now digging up an old mail is harder than squeezing out water from a rock

libranof1987 · 28th September 2011, 20:28

This is a true story; took place yesterday.

I was watching a movie with a couple of friends; a guy (Mr. S) and a girl (Ms. Singh) and there was a scene where a couple a Sardars walk in.

Me : Hey Ms. Singh, are you a Sardar?
Singh : (pointed to her locks) No, don't you see my hair.

2 second pause and the Mr. S and I burst out laughing. After 5seconds, Ms. realizes the jokes.

That evening went well!

dhanushs · 28th September 2011, 21:01

Not really a joke, but throws light on the pathetic state of news makers.. these days..

Translation: Mumbai Serial Blasts; Death Toll, 17 ONLY

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Reach of Face Book!

A real life photo from Kannur.

27th September 2011, 15:04	#5206
Kandisa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Noida Posts: 1,118 Thanked: 559 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread On the wall outside a temple, this line was written:" Have you tired of committing enough sins? If yes, then come inside." And just below this line, following was added: "And if you haven't, then come to the house on the opposite side of the road - Ms. Julie"....!!!

27th September 2011, 15:39	#5207
suhaas307 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 8,830 Thanked: 12,251 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Here are some examples of test-papers attempted by some with either a great sense of humor, or those who are just plain stupid! Attached Thumbnails

27th September 2011, 18:05	#5209
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,918 Thanked: 7,124 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The scene after Kochi Tuskers are suspended from the IPL Attached Thumbnails

28th September 2011, 13:36	#5211
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,282 Thanked: 10,180 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Chennai to Bangalore = 350 kms Bangalore to Chennai = 350 kms Ground Floor to 15th Floor = 15 floors 15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors Monday to Friday = 5 days Friday to Monday = 2 days Isn't this cheating?

28th September 2011, 14:14	#5213
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread A door to door salesman knocked on a door and a woman answered. "Hello," said the man, "Would you like to buy a book titled 500 excuses to give your wife for staying out late ?" "Why on earth would I buy a book like that ?" asked the woman. "Because," replied the salesman, "I sold a copy to your husband this morning.

28th September 2011, 15:02	#5214
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,918 Thanked: 7,124 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000. She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"

28th September 2011, 15:38	#5215
Kandisa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Noida Posts: 1,118 Thanked: 559 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread A man was asked " Suppose, you win a lottery of Rs 1 Crore. How will you feel"? The man replied,"Oh, i will go mad" "And then?" The man replied "And I will get my treatment done with that money"!

28th September 2011, 16:01	#5216
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,918 Thanked: 7,124 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread 3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control. So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation. Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. " Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes." Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?"

28th September 2011, 16:05	#5217
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,148 Thanked: 8,168 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread @scorcher!! Youre going through your old emails, aint you?

28th September 2011, 20:28	#5219
libranof1987 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: All over! Posts: 7,615 Thanked: 18,342 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This is a true story; took place yesterday. I was watching a movie with a couple of friends; a guy (Mr. S) and a girl (Ms. Singh) and there was a scene where a couple a Sardars walk in. Me : Hey Ms. Singh, are you a Sardar? Singh : (pointed to her locks) No, don't you see my hair. 2 second pause and the Mr. S and I burst out laughing. After 5seconds, Ms. realizes the jokes. That evening went well!

28th September 2011, 21:01	#5220
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,282 Thanked: 10,180 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Not really a joke, but throws light on the pathetic state of news makers.. these days.. Translation: Mumbai Serial Blasts; Death Toll, 17 ONLY ----------------------------------------- Reach of Face Book! A real life photo from Kannur.