The Official Joke thread

mayankk · 10th October 2011, 14:20

ever received canned responses to emails?
ever received a canned response to a response where you tell them the last one was a canned response?
Or maybe i am giving these guys too much credit, and they honestly thought my reply was appreciation.
First one i sent, i asked them why cant a service be stopped online, and why they need me to commute physically?

Their reply:
Dear Mr. Kumar,

We thank you for writing in to XXXXXXXX Mutual Fund.
blah blah blah
We urge you to submit the details to the nearest XXXXAMC Branch/CAMS or to our corporate office at the address provided below:
Regards etc

My reply:
Canned response.thanks anyway

Their Response:
Dear Investor,
We thank you for writing in to XXXXXXXXX Mutual Fund.
We are pleased to know that we have been of assistance to you.
We appreciate your initiative to thank us and also for motivation, which drives us to excel in our service provided to you.
We assure you best of our services and look forward to your continued patronage
Regards,

Oh, the self adulation!!
wah wah!!
I have a feeling, if i say anything, this can continue into eternity, with them finally proclaiming theselves the masters of the universe!

Oxy · 10th October 2011, 14:25

^^^ What the heck!

Which Mutual Fund is this if we may know?

mayankk · 10th October 2011, 17:08

I wouldnt tell you even if you gave me enough to buy the sun, or threatened to take away my life!!!

si1ver0ne · 10th October 2011, 19:31

Monday Marvin

Fordmanchau · 10th October 2011, 20:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by anjan_c2007

A Brand New Rajnikant series ---

I hereby Condor you!!

As I posted this Rajnikanth Series just 5-6 pages back(thus I have the right to Condor you without Condor's permission.

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2527617

Ok, now another one from Facebook.

Ever wondered why Japanese work so much and Arabs enjoy so much. Here is the reason.

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Scorcher · 10th October 2011, 20:43

How not to wash your car!

perenje mercedes CLS 350 CDI - YouTube

Unknownsatan · 10th October 2011, 20:53

Saw this somewhere, not sure where. Hope its not in this thread itself

" I have decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?"

karanraheja · 10th October 2011, 20:56

This has to be the Heights !!!

LOL

lamboguy · 11th October 2011, 11:08

Came across this on FB.
Children, run for your lives!!

varun.ppl · 11th October 2011, 12:03

I hope it is not a repeat:

Books by famous/infamous people-

1. How to keep your Girlfriend's Mouth Shut - By Emraan Hashmi

2. Emosional Attyachar - KJo

3. Fortune lies at the bottom of the Table - Bill Clinton

4. Stammering is the key to Acting - SRK

5. Maa ka Beta - Rahul Gandhi

6. Desh ki Bahu - Sonia Gandhi

7. Gandhi ki Aulaad - Manmohan Singh

8. My Next Movie - Dev Anand

9. Acting, What The Beep - Imran Khan

10. Main Nahi Sudharoonga - Salman Khan

11. Meri Girlfriend, Teri Girlfriend, Uski Biwi - Vivek Oberoi with special contribution from Salman

12. How to gobble money quickly - Entire Parliament

Final One

Rajnikanth doesn't pick up a pen and write, the book reads his mind and gets imprinted.

Samurai · 11th October 2011, 12:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcher

How not to wash your car!

May be he was washing camels before he got a job at the car-wash.

IronH4WK · 11th October 2011, 12:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unknownsatan

Saw this somewhere, not sure where. Hope its not in this thread itself

" I have decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?"

you've been condored!! it was on this thread itself

Unknownsatan · 11th October 2011, 15:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

you've been condored!! it was on this thread itself

Damn its difficult to remember things

Hope this atleast is not posted before.

IronH4WK · 11th October 2011, 15:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unknownsatan

Damn its difficult to remember things

Hope this atleast is not posted before.

boo!

again, seen it here (or in quirky signs thread), so you've a 50-50% chance of being condored!

mayankk · 11th October 2011, 15:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

boo!

again, seen it here (or in quirky signs thread), so you've a 50-50% chance of being condored!

how about this?
Rajnikant knows which "satan" Unknownsatan is.

(guy you quoted last.)

10th October 2011, 14:20	#5341
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,229 Thanked: 8,602 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread ever received canned responses to emails? ever received a canned response to a response where you tell them the last one was a canned response? Or maybe i am giving these guys too much credit, and they honestly thought my reply was appreciation. First one i sent, i asked them why cant a service be stopped online, and why they need me to commute physically? Their reply: Dear Mr. Kumar, We thank you for writing in to XXXXXXXX Mutual Fund. blah blah blah We urge you to submit the details to the nearest XXXXAMC Branch/CAMS or to our corporate office at the address provided below: Regards etc My reply: Canned response.thanks anyway Their Response: Dear Investor, We thank you for writing in to XXXXXXXXX Mutual Fund. We are pleased to know that we have been of assistance to you. We appreciate your initiative to thank us and also for motivation, which drives us to excel in our service provided to you. We assure you best of our services and look forward to your continued patronage Regards, Oh, the self adulation!! wah wah!! I have a feeling, if i say anything, this can continue into eternity, with them finally proclaiming theselves the masters of the universe! Last edited by mayankk : 10th October 2011 at 14:23.

10th October 2011, 14:25	#5342
Oxy BHPian Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Bangalore Posts: 292 Thanked: 662 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^^ What the heck! Which Mutual Fund is this if we may know?

10th October 2011, 17:08	#5343
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,229 Thanked: 8,602 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread I wouldnt tell you even if you gave me enough to buy the sun, or threatened to take away my life!!!

10th October 2011, 19:31	#5344
si1ver0ne BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 54 Thanked: 29 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Monday Marvin

10th October 2011, 20:53	#5347
Unknownsatan Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,338 Thanked: 1,537 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Saw this somewhere, not sure where. Hope its not in this thread itself " I have decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?" Attached Thumbnails Last edited by Unknownsatan : 10th October 2011 at 20:55.

10th October 2011, 20:56	#5348
karanraheja Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Coimbatore Posts: 1,961 Thanked: 436 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This has to be the Heights !!! LOL

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lamboguy BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Mumbai Posts: 138 Thanked: 124 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Came across this on FB. Children, run for your lives!! Attached Thumbnails

11th October 2011, 12:03	#5350
varun.ppl BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: New Delhi Posts: 160 Thanked: 226 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread I hope it is not a repeat: Books by famous/infamous people- 1. How to keep your Girlfriend's Mouth Shut - By Emraan Hashmi 2. Emosional Attyachar - KJo 3. Fortune lies at the bottom of the Table - Bill Clinton 4. Stammering is the key to Acting - SRK 5. Maa ka Beta - Rahul Gandhi 6. Desh ki Bahu - Sonia Gandhi 7. Gandhi ki Aulaad - Manmohan Singh 8. My Next Movie - Dev Anand 9. Acting, What The Beep - Imran Khan 10. Main Nahi Sudharoonga - Salman Khan 11. Meri Girlfriend, Teri Girlfriend, Uski Biwi - Vivek Oberoi with special contribution from Salman 12. How to gobble money quickly - Entire Parliament Final One Rajnikanth doesn't pick up a pen and write, the book reads his mind and gets imprinted.

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