The Official Joke thread

ch.nathan · 16th December 2010, 12:31

^^^ anyways, it's not a joke already. It's reality.

salman_ferrari · 21st December 2010, 15:09

Volkswagen. Das' Auto!

planet_rocker · 21st December 2010, 15:26

Question: what vehicle has the following features?

~ standstill to topspeed in the shortest time
~ topspeed to standstill in the shortest time too
~ cheapest to buy on planet earth
~ auto re-fuelling (100% green, running on renewable natural energy sources)
~ auto cruise
~ no road tax, no insurance needed

Ans: bullock cart

Source: www.rally.co.in

Salman - this thing is good. where is the OBDII port? is it running a remap? what about CAI? Turbo-charged?

ch.nathan · 21st December 2010, 17:02

Didn't know where to post this. But couldn't resist:
Found this ad in my company's classifieds section:

HONDA CITY FOR SALE:
Details:
Model : Honda City Gxi
Year : xxxxxx
ODO Reading :xxxxx
Transmission :Automatic (CVT)
Engine: DDiS
Color :NW Silver
Insurance :Comprehensive
Reason for Sale :Upgrade
Asking Price :xxxxx
Availability :xxxxxx
Other Stuffs :All 4 Power Windows,Electrical ORVMs,Imported Pioneer Audio System,MP3,USB and Aux Support,Stanely Leather Seat Covers.

salman_ferrari · 21st December 2010, 22:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by planet_rocker

Question: what vehicle has the following features?

~ standstill to topspeed in the shortest time
~ topspeed to standstill in the shortest time too
~ cheapest to buy on planet earth
~ auto re-fuelling (100% green, running on renewable natural energy sources)
~ auto cruise
~ no road tax, no insurance needed

Ans: bullock cart

Source: www.rally.co.in

Salman - this thing is good. where is the OBDII port? is it running a remap? what about CAI? Turbo-charged?

I will contact Das and I'll let you know.

richie4u · 24th December 2010, 16:56

Santa is waiting near his chimney, why? Cause Rajni is going to give him gifts.

W.A.G.7 · 26th December 2010, 12:50

I got this through email yesterday with the subject "Rajnikant's Cousin" !!!

YouTube - chapati

vamsi.kona · 26th December 2010, 20:16

Rajni or not this guy has good control. But to what use is another matter.

Jayabusa · 26th December 2010, 21:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by W.A.G.7

I got this through email yesterday with the subject "Rajnikant's Cousin" !!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by vamsi.kona

Rajni or not this guy has good control. But to what use is another matter.

Agreed. And being an Indian, I look at it as disrespect towards food.

dhanushs · 26th December 2010, 21:58

^^ No other way for them to generate the required output of porottas, in the required time/space constraints.

BaCkSeAtDrIVeR · 26th December 2010, 23:54

I dont find what is funny about this; it is common sight in almost every "thattukada" all over KL. (our word for "dhaba").

W.A.G.7 · 28th December 2010, 21:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayabusa

Agreed. And being an Indian, I look at it as disrespect towards food.

Actually i won't look at it as disrespect towards food. If you observe, their co-ordination is fantastic, not a single piece is dropped to the floor or being wasted. The catcher dude is expertly getting hold of them and passing them on to the next guy for frying.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhanushs

^^ No other way for them to generate the required output of porottas, in the required time/space constraints.

Correct.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BaCkSeAtDrIVeR

I dont find what is funny about this; it is common sight in almost every "thattukada" all over KL. (our word for "dhaba").

Wow. To tell the truth, I had never seen this kind of action/co-ordination here. In fact in Pune it is not common at all !!

pramodkumar · 28th December 2010, 21:58

Came accross this wonderfull forum, its called tpbazaar.com, this is a funny forum, there are people who are selling used trousers for 1k

, well this is a all techie forum and i dont know any techie who will buy used cloths.

Here is an example, a new asianet settop box comes for 200 in an offer. but see the rate quoted below.

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There are many such interesting stuff there.

Pramod

RajaTaurus · 30th December 2010, 16:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by W.A.G.7

I got this through email yesterday with the subject "Rajnikant's Cousin" !!!

I was wondering why he beats the plate just before he throws, then I realized its the audio-signal input for the receiving guy. Amazing. And me too don't see this as disrespect to food. Such coordination you can see the way they make tea in the south -
Take a look

YouTube - The making of the famous five feet Kerala's tea

vivekiny2k · 30th December 2010, 20:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by RajaTaurus

I was wondering why he beats the plate just before he throws, then I realized its the audio-signal input for the receiving guy. Amazing.

I think it's to balance himself. He throws the two hands in opposite directions at the same time. Else he will have to shift his body every time he throws it. I don't think the receiver needs a signal.

similar to Rajini who slaps his two hands together to throw his cigarette up in his mouth. Try it yourself, it makes it really effortless.

EDIT: both are done subconsciously.

16th December 2010, 12:31	#4591
ch.nathan BHPian Join Date: May 2010 Location: Bangalore Posts: 516 Thanked: 70 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^^ anyways, it's not a joke already. It's reality.

21st December 2010, 15:09	#4592
salman_ferrari BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Chennai Posts: 105 Thanked: 31 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Volkswagen. Das' Auto! Attached Images

21st December 2010, 15:26	#4593
planet_rocker Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bong-land Posts: 2,321 Thanked: 416 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Question: what vehicle has the following features? ~ standstill to topspeed in the shortest time ~ topspeed to standstill in the shortest time too ~ cheapest to buy on planet earth ~ auto re-fuelling (100% green, running on renewable natural energy sources) ~ auto cruise ~ no road tax, no insurance needed Ans: bullock cart Source: www.rally.co.in Salman - this thing is good. where is the OBDII port? is it running a remap? what about CAI? Turbo-charged? Last edited by planet_rocker : 21st December 2010 at 15:27.

21st December 2010, 17:02	#4594
ch.nathan BHPian Join Date: May 2010 Location: Bangalore Posts: 516 Thanked: 70 Times	Honda City with DDiS Engine !!! Didn't know where to post this. But couldn't resist: Found this ad in my company's classifieds section: *HONDA CITY FOR SALE:* Details: Model : Honda City Gxi Year : xxxxxx ODO Reading :xxxxx Transmission :Automatic (CVT) Engine: DDiS Color :NW Silver Insurance :Comprehensive Reason for Sale :Upgrade Asking Price :xxxxx Availability :xxxxxx Other Stuffs :All 4 Power Windows,Electrical ORVMs,Imported Pioneer Audio System,MP3,USB and Aux Support,Stanely Leather Seat Covers.

24th December 2010, 16:56	#4596
richie4u BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Goa Posts: 608 Thanked: 375 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Santa is waiting near his chimney, why? Cause Rajni is going to give him gifts.

26th December 2010, 20:16	#4598
vamsi.kona BHPian Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 246 Thanked: 479 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Rajni or not this guy has good control. But to what use is another matter.

26th December 2010, 21:58	#4600
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,143 Thanked: 9,141 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^ No other way for them to generate the required output of porottas, in the required time/space constraints.

26th December 2010, 23:54	#4601
BaCkSeAtDrIVeR Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kochi Posts: 2,508 Thanked: 689 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread I dont find what is funny about this; it is common sight in almost every "thattukada" all over KL. (our word for "dhaba").

28th December 2010, 21:58	#4603
pramodkumar Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Gods own country Posts: 2,298 Thanked: 2,118 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Came accross this wonderfull forum, its called tpbazaar.com, this is a funny forum, there are people who are selling used trousers for 1k , well this is a all techie forum and i dont know any techie who will buy used cloths. Here is an example, a new asianet settop box comes for 200 in an offer. but see the rate quoted below. There are many such interesting stuff there. Pramod

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