The Official Joke thread

typeOnegative · 13th February 2011, 22:16

^I don't know whether to laugh. Or not.

parvezshah · 14th February 2011, 08:03

For all the fans of Steve Ballmer Check out the video
but before that Teleport yourself into crowd , where you are waiting for CEO of MS ....

YouTube - Steve Ballmer going crazy

YouTube - Steve Ballmer screamed "Web Developer" on Mix08!

AvinashKeezh · 14th February 2011, 19:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by parvezshah

For all the fans of Steve Ballmer

YouTube - Steve Ballmer screamed "Web Developer" on Mix08!

I want 50 cents of the buck that you got from your buddy..... Hilarious... Haven't seen this video yet... All the laughing and poking him is sorta

mayankk · 15th February 2011, 21:12

..Now that he's left for ducati....

bnzjon · 16th February 2011, 10:13

Cool road sign. Dont know where the place is. Got it from facebook.

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Spitfire · 16th February 2011, 14:52

This is EPIC!!!

Nokia Plan S

v&v · 16th February 2011, 18:27

Wife and Girlfriend

Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.

At home u watch TV,
But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.

No money, u sell the TV,
Got money u change ur MOBILE.

Sometimes u enjoy TV,
But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.

TV is free for life,
But for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,
But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote,
MOBILE doesn't.

TVs don't have viruses,
But MOBILEs often do!

Last but not least ..

MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),
But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).

Klub Class · 17th February 2011, 08:01

Epic Suicide!

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turbo1787 · 17th February 2011, 15:44

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Originally Posted by bnzjon

Cool road sign. Dont know where the place is. Got it from facebook.

Attachment 503257

This road sign is from Bhutan wherin the roads are made and managed by our very own Border Roads Organisation (BRO). Project Dantak of the BRO is located in Bhutan.

cyclops · 17th February 2011, 15:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by turbo1787

This road sign is from Bhutan wherin the roads are made and managed by our very own Border Roads Organisation (BRO). Project Dantak of the BRO is located in Bhutan.

Nice one.. AFAIK, Dantak also handles Sikkim Roads, probably all of NE..

silversteed · 17th February 2011, 17:10

@Spitfire: It's a riot!

Couldn't control my laughter, and I did have quite a few peeks onto my screen from my neighbors

n_aditya · 18th February 2011, 16:55

This may sound strange but its actually true... The ninja emits a whee/whoo sound from the fuel tank when the bike is parked. This is due to expansion/contraction of air / pressure equalization in the fuel tank.

Came across this in one of the international ninja forums. Funny but true !!!

Apparently animal services were called to extricate the poor cat from the bike... but they couldnt find the... invisible cat.

dhanushs · 20th February 2011, 12:29

A MiniLorry fined for not wearing Helmet!!..

speedmiester · 20th February 2011, 17:38

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Originally Posted by dhanushs

A MiniLorry fined for not wearing Helmet!!.. lol

I think one should challenge this ticket in the court.

shamik.bose · 20th February 2011, 22:20

@Skyline_GT_R: Nice link. Found this one particularly funny.

As a little girl is coming out of school, a man pulls up in his car,
winds down the window and says to her, "I'll give you a sweet if you'll
get in the car with me."
The little girl says "No, I not getting in the car."
The next day the man pulls up again, winds down the window and says,
"I'll give you two sweets if you'll get in the car with me."
The little girl says "No, I not getting in the car."
The third day the man pulls up and offers her a whole bag of sweets
if she will get into the car.
"No Dad", replies the girl, "There's no way I'm getting into the Yugo!"

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bnzjon BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Dubai Posts: 836 Thanked: 127 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Cool road sign. Dont know where the place is. Got it from facebook.

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16th February 2011, 18:27	#4702
v&v Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Delhi Posts: 1,545 Thanked: 1,234 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Wife and Girlfriend Wife is like a TV, Girlfriend is like a MOBILE. At home u watch TV, But when u go out u take ur MOBILE. No money, u sell the TV, Got money u change ur MOBILE. Sometimes u enjoy TV, But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE. TV is free for life, But for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated. TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable. Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding. TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't. TVs don't have viruses, But MOBILEs often do! Last but not least .. MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).

17th February 2011, 08:01	#4703
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silversteed Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Electri-City Posts: 2,364 Thanked: 2,231 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread @Spitfire: It's a riot! Couldn't control my laughter, and I did have quite a few peeks onto my screen from my neighbors

18th February 2011, 16:55	#4707
n_aditya Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Namma Bengaluru Posts: 5,374 Thanked: 3,803 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread This may sound strange but its actually true... The ninja emits a whee/whoo sound from the fuel tank when the bike is parked. This is due to expansion/contraction of air / pressure equalization in the fuel tank. Came across this in one of the international ninja forums. Funny but true !!! Apparently animal services were called to extricate the poor cat from the bike... but they couldnt find the... invisible cat. Attached Thumbnails

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20th February 2011, 22:20	#4710
shamik.bose Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Kolkata Posts: 1,684 Thanked: 133 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread @Skyline_GT_R: Nice link. Found this one particularly funny. As a little girl is coming out of school, a man pulls up in his car, winds down the window and says to her, "I'll give you a sweet if you'll get in the car with me." The little girl says "No, I not getting in the car." The next day the man pulls up again, winds down the window and says, "I'll give you two sweets if you'll get in the car with me." The little girl says "No, I not getting in the car." The third day the man pulls up and offers her a whole bag of sweets if she will get into the car. "No Dad", replies the girl, "There's no way I'm getting into the Yugo!"

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