The Official Joke thread

StrangeWizard · 19th May 2011, 14:28

Stole this from facebook

Spitfire · 25th May 2011, 10:55

Obama hits car trouble in Ireland - Yahoo! News

I now officially stop cribbing about the speed breakers in Bangalore.

Scorcher · 25th May 2011, 12:13

During recruiting trainees in our company, they were asked to pen-down a composition on a given topic to evaluate their basic language skills. Did they fair well? Holy smokes, they did

Don't believe me? Read for yourselves. We have truckloads of 'em pilin' up in our office. This is in fact the new one-shot stress buster in those boring night shifts

Sub: 2011 Elections

anilisanil · 25th May 2011, 13:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcher

During recruiting trainees in our company, they were asked to pen-down a composition on a given topic to evaluate their basic language skills. Did they fair well? Holy smokes, they did

Don't believe me? Read for yourselves. We have truckloads of 'em pilin' up in our office. This is in fact the new one-shot stress buster in those boring night shifts

Sub: 2011 Elections

LOL!! @Thad would enjoy reading this :P

I hope (s)he did not write that V.Poor for himself!!

Scorcher · 25th May 2011, 13:36

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Originally Posted by anilisanil

LOL!! @Thad would enjoy reading this :P

I hope (s)he did not write that V.Poor for himself!!

Its a "herself". This pic did have this person's name and number, I smudged it off cos she'll otherwise be flooded with phone calls for language lessons

Nope, the V.Poor was awarded by the company for this informative words of wisdom.

srishiva · 25th May 2011, 14:53

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Originally Posted by Spitfire

Obama hits car trouble in Ireland - Yahoo! News

I now officially stop cribbing about the speed breakers in Bangalore.

They wouldn't have driven such a long wheelbase car on that ramp

basilmabraham · 25th May 2011, 17:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcher

Its a "herself". This pic did have this person's name and number, I smudged it off cos she'll otherwise be flooded with phone calls for language lessons

Nope, the V.Poor was awarded by the company for this informative words of wisdom.

Hopefully you did end up recruiting someone with better language skills.

What position was the interview for?

anku94 · 25th May 2011, 21:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcher

During recruiting trainees in our company, they were asked to pen-down a composition on a given topic to evaluate their basic language skills. Did they fair well? Holy smokes, they did

Don't believe me? Read for yourselves. We have truckloads of 'em pilin' up in our office. This is in fact the new one-shot stress buster in those boring night shifts

Sub: 2011 Elections

Haha. My dad was supposed to test three candidates for some job, and he asked them to write anything in English. He brought the pages home, and after reading those and now this, I think there is a distinct possibility that your candidate and those candidates might be long-lost relatives.

dhanushs · 27th May 2011, 16:51

"Marriages may be made in `heaven`, but...... the maintenance charges have to be paid on `Earth`!"

- Got it from an about-to-be-married friend in FB.

Scorcher · 31st May 2011, 11:05

Found this on Facebook. Epic Fail!

Tejas@perioimpl · 31st May 2011, 12:19

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Originally Posted by Scorcher

Found this on Facebook. Epic Fail!

Too funny. Find out from FB where this was taken... i want to go there!

typeOnegative · 31st May 2011, 12:32

@Scorcher:
It is 'Did they fare well?' and 'these informative words of wisdom', by the way.

Like Tejas, even I am interested in knowing where one gets smut by accident.

Samurai · 31st May 2011, 12:34

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Originally Posted by Tejas@perioimpl

Too funny. Find out from FB where this was taken... i want to go there!

Number of lungis tell me it is somewhere in Kerala.

dhanushs · 31st May 2011, 15:39

How women and men 'see' colors.

The Official Joke thread-color-perception.jpg

abhinav.s · 31st May 2011, 15:41

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Originally Posted by dhanushs

How women and men 'see' colors.

how true!! This always happens when we have to suggest colors to the ladies. They have a different take to every color and I end up thinking I am color blind!!

19th May 2011, 14:28	#4831
StrangeWizard BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bombay Posts: 760 Thanked: 313 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Stole this from facebook Attached Thumbnails Last edited by StrangeWizard : 19th May 2011 at 14:34. Reason: Uploaded the wrong image by mistake lol

25th May 2011, 10:55	#4832
Spitfire BANNED Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Panaji - Goa/Bangalore - Karnataka Posts: 3,313 Thanked: 778 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Obama hits car trouble in Ireland - Yahoo! News I now officially stop cribbing about the speed breakers in Bangalore.

25th May 2011, 12:13	#4833
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,922 Thanked: 7,182 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread During recruiting trainees in our company, they were asked to pen-down a composition on a given topic to evaluate their basic language skills. Did they fair well? Holy smokes, they did Don't believe me? Read for yourselves. We have truckloads of 'em pilin' up in our office. This is in fact the new one-shot stress buster in those boring night shifts Sub: 2011 Elections Attached Thumbnails

27th May 2011, 16:51	#4839
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,436 Thanked: 11,482 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread "Marriages may be made in `heaven`, but...... the maintenance charges have to be paid on `Earth`!" - Got it from an about-to-be-married friend in FB. Last edited by dhanushs : 27th May 2011 at 16:52.

31st May 2011, 11:05	#4840
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,922 Thanked: 7,182 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Found this on Facebook. Epic Fail! Attached Thumbnails

31st May 2011, 12:32	#4842
typeOnegative Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Vikhroli, Mumbai, India Posts: 1,502 Thanked: 28 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread @Scorcher: It is 'Did they fare well?' and 'these informative words of wisdom', by the way. Like Tejas, even I am interested in knowing where one gets smut by accident.

31st May 2011, 15:39	#4844
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,436 Thanked: 11,482 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread How women and men 'see' colors.