[prince_pervez]

On a lighter side, as received by email.
FW: India will win world Cup if!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Samurai]

Originally Posted by nfsfreak

'Very simple,' answers the shepherd. 'Firstly, you came here without being wanted. Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew. Thirdly, you don't understand anything about my business..... Now can I have my dog back?'


PS: No offence meant for any auditors, got as a forward

This is a copy of the original joke on Anderson Consulting, which is now known as Accenture.

They were famous of their business BS, here is one more: Why did the chicken cross the road?

[W.A.G.7]

After the recent debacle of India, in the WC 2011 match, I got this through email as a forward. Mods, please delete if it is found objectionable, but it very much echoes the sentiments after the India-SA match !

[challa]

Not sure if someone posted this before here, Bangalore's city railway station parking Coupon

[Reisender]

Originally Posted by W.A.G.7

After the recent debacle of India, in the WC 2011 match, I got this through email as a forward. Mods, please delete if it is found objectionable, but it very much echoes the sentiments after the India-SA match !

Attachment 519798

Would you mind translating?

[Recompose]

Originally Posted by Reisender

Would you mind translating?

Dhoni's Mother: Get some veggies from the market.
Dhoni- But Mom we lost to South Africa, and the people are quite upset and angry.
Mother- Alright, wear one of my saris and no one is gonna recognize you.

Dhoni goes to market wearing sari.

Girl- Hi, Dhoni how are you?
Dhoni () - How did you know?
Girl- This is Ashish Nehra man

[speedmiester]

A new product from Apple.

[Newpunter]

That Apple Water is hilarious :

[vikrantj]

A flying saucer was low on fuel, so it landed by a gas station on a lonely country road.
On its side were the letters "UFO." The gas station attendant was stunned, but his curiosity got the best of him.
"Does that stand for Unidentified Flying Object?" he asked.
"No," one of the other-worldly travelers responds, "It stands for "Unleaded Fuel Only."

[dre@ms]

Came across this Joke(But true) in another forum. Did a search here and none returned, so posting.

- - - Before Marriage - - -

Boy- Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl- Do you want me to leave?

Boy- NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl- Do you love me?

Boy- Of course! Over and over!

Girl- Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy- NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl- Will you kiss me?

Boy- Every chance I get!

Girl- Will you hit me?

Boy- Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl- Can I trust you?

Boy- Yes.

Girl- Darling!!!

- - - After marriage - - -

Read from bottom to top!!!

[Car-Agey]

Originally Posted by Newpunter

That Apple Water is hilarious :

It will be called "iPour" when it is launched.

[condor]

Got a mail from Ford, with the usual promotions. One of these is :




Some fab discount that !
Ford does not give even a bulb that we can change by ourselves. Everything they sell needs a job card to be created, and they will charge us for the labor. Even it it was a 2 min work. Fat chance they will sell extended warranty outside.

Or do they mean that they normally sell extended warranty at inflated prices ?

[Scorcher]

What India did to Aussies last day

[GTO]

Scorcher, keeping the upbeat mood after India's victory in mind, another one wouldn't be out of place, wot?

For those who don't understand Hindi : Airport taxis available THAT way

[bluevolt]

^^^

This is actually height of insult for Aussies