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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Bangalore
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![]() But a consolation from your joke is that I am not the only one who is being harassed. I sent this to my cousin brother as well and he is enjoying the same fate as mine ![]() | |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: cincinnati, jabalpur,chennai
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| ![]() I thought of putting it in cricket thread, but it's too funny to be there. This is on the front page of cnn today. Duel of the demi-gods: Legends vie for cricket World Cup - CNN.com |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Pune
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BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Bangalore
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| ![]() Nice ![]() I saw this in a Kannada Movie sometime back, thought it was copied from a Tamil Movie. Now i know! Last edited by bond_bhai : 2nd April 2011 at 19:26. Reason: Removed Video. |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: MADRAS
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| ![]() Malinga BWC and AWC.. ![]() Source: Facebook ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake... MONDAY: For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap. TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred in Vishanth's ad yesterday. It should have read, "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 98407 16581 and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after 7PM." WEDNESDAY: Notice: Vishanth has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale; Cheap. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him. THURSDAY: Notice: I, Vishanth, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 98407 16581 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Mani. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit! ![]() ![]() |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Mumbai
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| ![]() A blonde is driving along the highway in her Volkswagen Beetle when she sees another blonde on the side of the road standing at the front of another Beetle with the hood up. Thinking that she may be able to help she pulls over and asks the other blonde what the problem is. "Well I was just driving along on the highway when suddenly the car died, I pulled over and popped the hood and saw that my engine was gone," replied the second blonde. "Well not to worry," replied the first, "I have a spare one in my trunk." ![]() ![]() Last edited by MARCUS_520i : 6th April 2011 at 22:58. |
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BANNED Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Greater Bangalore
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| ![]() 1 i need to tell you something. look at 5 2 the answer is look at 11 3 dont get mad look at 15 4 calm down look at 13 5 first look at 2 6 dont be that angry look at 12 7 i just wanted to say that you just wasted your time and i'm awesome 8 what i wanted to tell you is on 14 9 be patient look at 4 10 this is the last time im going to do this look at 7 11 now look at 6 12 sorry look at 8 13 dont get mad look at 10 14 i dont know how to say this look at 3 15 you must be reallly mad look at number 9 ![]() |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: MADRAS
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| ![]() ^^ Good one. Nice exercise for the eyeballs. |
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Type 1 0 0 Press + Type 2 0 Press % The calculator should now show 120. Back then there were some which showed a different answer, and they were rejected by the professor as inaccurate. Sorry, that wasn't a joke, but just wanted to say the professor 'could' have been right in a way. | |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Mumbai
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Vikhroli, Mumbai, India
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| ![]() @SRK, that was hilarious! |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
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| ![]() It's business as usual for a bartender, and one day as he is cleaning his bar when an unusual customer walks in. The man is dressed in an expensive suit, has a beautiful supermodel hanging off each arm, and has a limo parked outside. Furthermore, the man has an orange for a head. The customer sits down at the bar and orders everyone a drink. He pays for it from a roll of hundreds and manages to get the attention of every woman in the joint, despite having an orange for a head. The bartender is not a man to pry, but he feels compelled to ask about this man's life. "Excuse me," says the bartender, "I can't help but notice that you're obviously fabulously wealthy and irresistable to women, but you have an orange for a head. How did that happen?" So the man told his story. "A while back, when I was penniless, I was walking along the beach and saw an old lamp, half buried in the sand. I picked it up and gave it a clean, and POOF! out popped a genie. The genie explained that he had been trapped in that lamp for two hundred years, and that he was so grateful to me for freeing him that he would give me three wishes. "For my first wish I asked for an unlimited fortune. The genie said 'It is done!' and from then on, whenever I needed money, it was there. "For my second wish I asked for the attention of all the most beautiful women in the world. The genie said it was done, and since then I have been able to get any woman I wanted. "For my third wish -- and, this is the bit where I kinda messed up -- I asked for an orange for a head." If you found it funny, could you explain it to me ? Didn't get the last line at all. ![]() |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() ^^thats what he asked for, hence. onwards:has this been posted here before? "My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was *** less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and commit my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her ******* and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your protection in your car........" |
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