[SILVERWOOD]

Originally Posted by speedmiester

Email your profiles with your picture to HR@al-qaida.com

Also mark a copy to Zardari,Gilani and Kayyani for speedy response.

[Ajaybiz]

NOKIA is planning to launch Rajnikanth "R" series mobile in 2012.
Features:-
*20 sims compatible.
*1 year battery backup
*1TB memory
*1000 mega pixels camera
*TV
*oven
*Washing Machine
*Fridge
*AC
*Mini Rocket launcher
*Mini AK47
and a new special feature 24G which is better than 3G, In this mobile you can meet the person and talk directly.

[mayankk]

@ajaybiz:

I would like to say you've been "condor'ed", but considering who the joke is about, be prepared to be "rajnikanth'ed"!!!
always wanted to do that!

[akhil_007]

Originally Posted by teknicsand

Yeddyurappa announces a 50x80 BDA plot for every member of the US special forces.

. Another foot-in-the-mouth situ for our beloved, ahem..... (feet-in-mouth if he's offering it to all members for special forces)

Here's a Rajni joke.

Rajni was teaching his grandson how to use a toy gun in chennai. And lo... OBL died by misfire in Pakistan.

[anku94]

What do you call the event where farmers agitate on roads ?

-Kissan Jam

[driving_smartly]

2 Persons were running behind a train

1 of them managed to board the train successfully, others in the train applauded him for his efforts to get inside the train.

Person who boarded the train: " Ohh no! he was supposed to travel i just came here to drop him"

[prince_pervez]

Originally Posted by maddy42

Good Riddance

Absolutely! The Twisted SOB of our times is dead..again.

The best one so far.

1. Digvijay Singh: "Osama had called me 2 hours before he was lynched and
mentioned about threats from RSS. This issue needs to be thoroughly investigated
and the TRUTH should come out"!!

2. ManishTiwari: "This is by far the saddest day for the SECULAR world after 2002 Godhra riots and we unequivocally condemn this barbaric inhuman act of terrorism on senior citizens"!!

3. SoniaGandhi: "Obama is MautKaSaudagar"!!

4. MMS: "I need sleeping pills"!!

Paki begging for mercy after he OBL was found in Pak.

YouTube - Alex Jones 2011-05-03 Tuesday Part 3/13

[dhanushs]

So.. Whats the weight/MB?

Hard Drive weight increasing? - Yahoo! Answers

[drsnt]

A american felt very suicidal and decide to call help line.
SO here goes the conversation:-

Man: Hello! I am feeling very depressed and suicidal

Call Center out sourced to Pakistan.: That is a very good news. How early can you do that? we have a vacancy and fat pay.

[BaCkSeAtDrIVeR]

drsnt - not sure if I had read that joke here - but here is a link to slightly different variant. I believe that was the original one.

Depressed Garfield - Southeast Volusia Humane Society

[Jayabusa]

There are some things even Chuck Norris can't do. For everything else there's Rajinikanth!

Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

[bluevolt]

Received this as SMS

CID crime scene -

LADY :Rahul mera bhai tha !
DAYA : Kya?! Rahul tumhara bhai tha ?
LADY : Haan.....Rahul mera bhai tha !
ACP : Rahul sacch me tumhara bhai tha?
LADY : Haan sir...wo mera bhai tha !
ABHIJEET : My god! Iska matlab...tum Rahul ki behen ho??

Just try to read it just like actual characters are speaking.

Whenever I read this it makes me smile.

[dar3dev|l]

Got this SMS:

With the rising fuels prices all fuel bunkers should now start putting up this message:

"Kripya yaha dhumrapan na kare..,Aapki zindagi ki koi kimat ho na ho..,Petrol ki kimat Rs.68.83/litre hai..!" (Please do not smoke here, Your life might be valued or not, but petrol here is valued at Rs. 68.83/litre !)

[mayankk]

just as long we ae picturising, lets go to CSI Miami:

Frank:horatio, this guy was vicious, and we can trace his MO now to 2 victims.
Horatio: what is his MO, frank?
Frank: H, he mutilates the complete left side of his victim, and takes all that he can from just the left side of the body!!
Horatio: well frank, its seems the victim is ...........................alright!

YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[msupercool]

Wife: suniye ji aaj mujhe koi mehengi jagah le chalo
Husband: theek hai jaldi tayaar ho jao
Wife: kahaan le ja rahe ho?
Husband: petrol pump