5th May 2011, 16:11
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5th May 2011, 16:42
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5th May 2011, 16:58
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| Distinguished - BHPian   | Re: The Official Joke thread @ajaybiz: I would like to say you've been "condor'ed", but considering who the joke is about, be prepared to be "rajnikanth'ed"!!!  always wanted to do that! |
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5th May 2011, 19:55
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
 . Another foot-in-the-mouth situ for our beloved, ahem..... (feet-in-mouth if he's offering it to all members for special forces)Here's a Rajni joke. Rajni was teaching his grandson how to use a toy gun in chennai. And lo... OBL died by misfire in Pakistan. | |
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12th May 2011, 16:14
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| Re: The Official Joke thread What do you call the event where farmers agitate on roads ? -Kissan Jam  |
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12th May 2011, 16:33
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| BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread 2 Persons were running behind a train 1 of them managed to board the train successfully, others in the train applauded him for his efforts to get inside the train. Person who boarded the train: " Ohh no! he was supposed to travel i just came here to drop him"  Last edited by driving_smartly : 12th May 2011 at 16:38. |
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13th May 2011, 11:59
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
The best one so far. 1. Digvijay Singh: "Osama had called me 2 hours before he was lynched and mentioned about threats from RSS. This issue needs to be thoroughly investigated and the TRUTH should come out"!! 2. ManishTiwari: "This is by far the saddest day for the SECULAR world after 2002 Godhra riots and we unequivocally condemn this barbaric inhuman act of terrorism on senior citizens"!! 3. SoniaGandhi: "Obama is MautKaSaudagar"!! 4. MMS: "I need sleeping pills"!! Paki begging for mercy after he OBL was found in Pak. | |
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13th May 2011, 13:07
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| Distinguished - BHPian  Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai
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15th May 2011, 17:13
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| Re: The Official Joke thread A american felt very suicidal and decide to call help line. SO here goes the conversation:- Man: Hello! I am feeling very depressed and suicidal Call Center out sourced to Pakistan.: That is a very good news. How early can you do that? we have a vacancy and fat pay. |
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15th May 2011, 21:22
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15th May 2011, 23:42
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16th May 2011, 14:29
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Received this as SMS CID crime scene - LADY :Rahul mera bhai tha ! DAYA : Kya?! Rahul tumhara bhai tha ? LADY : Haan.....Rahul mera bhai tha ! ACP : Rahul sacch me tumhara bhai tha? LADY : Haan sir...wo mera bhai tha ! ABHIJEET : My god! Iska matlab...tum Rahul ki behen ho?? Just try to read it just like actual characters are speaking. Whenever I read this it makes me smile. |
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16th May 2011, 14:52
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Got this SMS: With the rising fuels prices all fuel bunkers should now start putting up this message: "Kripya yaha dhumrapan na kare..,Aapki zindagi ki koi kimat ho na ho..,Petrol ki kimat Rs.68.83/litre hai..!" (Please do not smoke here, Your life might be valued or not, but petrol here is valued at Rs. 68.83/litre !) |
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16th May 2011, 19:14
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17th May 2011, 01:50
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