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| ![]() Teacher: Where is the capital of India? Student: In Switzerland....( Swiss Banks) |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Bombay
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| ![]() The current India - England Test Series should be discussed here. The way our guys are playing its a cruel joke on the fans |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: MADRAS
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| ![]() It takes 1 Aishwarya to sell a diamond!! Whereas It takes 3 Abhishek's to sell a SIM card!! What an Idea Sirji..!! My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler & said, At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot I still don't get why I got rusticated. I asked him, Which End Sir? Last edited by dre@ms : 13th August 2011 at 11:30. |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Chennai
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Mumbai
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| ![]() Strange how nobody's gotten condored off late! ![]() |
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BANNED ![]() Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Panaji - Goa/Bangalore - Karnataka
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| ![]() On this Independence Day, let us all remember the men who struggled against the British. i.e. Dhoni Laxman Sachin Raina Sreesanth Harbhajan and the rest... |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Mumbai
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| ![]() ########## Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed. “What’s that gong for?” the friend asks him. “It’s not a gong,” the drunk replies. “It’s a talking clock.” “How does it work?” The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, “For God’s sake, you a******…it’s 3:30 in the goddamn morning!” ![]() ![]() |
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BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Bangalore
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| ![]() Onions c Bhajji b Uthappa. (Mini Indian platter) - From Twitter! |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() A USA senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 160kmh; enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" He thought as he flew down the N1, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him with blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored the accelerator to 180 mph, then 220 then 240 mph.. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So, he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a valid reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old man, looked very seriously at the police officer, and replied..... "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman... I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir", said the police officer & drove off! Last edited by Unknownsatan : 16th August 2011 at 10:27. |
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BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Home
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| ![]() The BCCI is producing a movie with our cricket team. Its called ''Thakaan''. |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: New Delhi
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money. Suddenly an idea struck him.He told the beggar, "I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar. The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea". He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health." The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good". The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver". The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone". As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit." Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you". The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no bad habits looks like." ![]() Last edited by Unknownsatan : 17th August 2011 at 11:25. |
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BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Home
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| ![]() American Proverb: Mama's baby. Papa's maybe. ![]() |
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BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Home
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| ![]() Why did the Congress Party decide to withdraw the humble 25p coin as legal currency? "Ek Anna to sambhalta nahin, chaar anna kaise sambhalenge?" (We cant handle a single Anna, how will we handle 4 Annas) |
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