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Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kochi
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| ![]() ^^^ Reminds me of a housemaid at grandpa's - she was very disgusted with one of her own relatives one day, that she started abusing in midst of her chores. Granny asked her what is wrong, and she burst out the longish tale; and ended it up with "you know what to do with people like that?? Chew sh!t and spit at them!!!!" |
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BHPian Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Bangalore
Posts: 315
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| ![]() Albert and Simmy are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!" Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later Albert turns to his wife and asks, "Simmy, did we pay our Rs.5,000 Airtel cheque yet?" "No, sweetheart," she responds. Albert, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Simmy, did we pay our ICICI card yet?" "Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says. "One last thing, Simmy. Did you remember to send cheques for the SBI, SCB and Citibank Card this month?" he asks. "Oh, forgive me, Albie," begged Simmy. "I didn't send that one, either." Albert grabs her and gives her a big kiss. Simmy pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you kiss me?" Albert answers, "They'll find us!" |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Atlanta, USA ; Chennai India
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BHPian Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Bangalore
Posts: 315
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| ![]() Ofcourse they will. That's exactly why they are successful so far ![]() |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Bangalore
Posts: 392
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| ![]() While we are on this topic, recently my friend got a notice from HDFC Credit Cards for a settlement amount of Rs 75K. Of course there is a mistake on his part that he missed paying some balance before shifting out of town ( around 5/6 yrs back). He couldn't even recollect the amount and his max card limit at that time was around 10K anyways. The interesting part is that flat he vacated was occupied by a family friend of his and they say they have not received any statements so far. They really track you down !! |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() A Tribute to potholes of India. ![]() |
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BHPian ![]() | ![]() ^^ Even here Kashmir is not a part of India LOL |
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Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kochi
Posts: 2,353
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| ![]() Got this one just now on email. It is self explanatory, though the text is in Malayalam. It is about the treasure trove @ Padmanaswamy Temple, if you really dont get it. ![]() |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: All over!
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| ![]() Here's one. "Women's tears are like male sperms.. Only one in a million are for a right cause." ![]() Disclaimer : I got it as a forward! Last edited by libranof1987 : 12th July 2011 at 11:59. |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Bangalore
Posts: 273
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| ![]() Got as a fwd: "Dear Harry Potter, If it took me 8 damn movies to defeat one lame bald villain, I'd give people their money back! Yours' truly, Rajnikant" |
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BHPian ![]() | ![]() This is one of the best pj's I've received lately. Don't know if it's posted already. Pj on wheels!!!!! 5 Auto Rickshaws + 5 Auto Rickshaws = ??? 'Volkswagen'!!! ....(Das Auto) ![]() No offense VW owners! |
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Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: zxc
Posts: 3,393
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BHPian Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Bombay
Posts: 60
Thanked: 35 Times
| ![]() Quote: Here is another one by GoRemy, and I like this one better: YouTube - ‪GoRemy's Channel‬‏ Aalok | |
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