The Official Joke thread

Unknownsatan · 29th January 2012, 14:41

Difference between men and women !

prateekm · 29th January 2012, 18:35

Here's another one!

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Scarlet_Rider · 29th January 2012, 18:38

Not sure if this was posted earlier or not. Anyways, enjoy the wife-cycle!

di1in · 29th January 2012, 19:06

Honda car with diesel engine and 150bhp.

[not doctored]

Irish · 29th January 2012, 20:33

Posting this 'reality'

, after searching in this thread:

Source: Facebook

Cheers!
Irish

Anand123 · 29th January 2012, 22:51

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Klub Class · 30th January 2012, 08:14

Believe it or not , Maths is a religion

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prateekm · 30th January 2012, 11:40

How true!

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EDIT: The word below the watermark is 'innings'.

Irish · 30th January 2012, 12:47

Pappu ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: "VAR MANGO VATS"

Pappu: "Prabhu! jaisa aap soch rahe hain, main vaisa nahi hu, MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE"

English Translation

God asks pappu after feeling good at his meditation: "Ask for a promise / wish (in hindi, it's var; Var in english is Groom)"

Pappu: "Oh God! I am not like that, I need a BRIDE!!"

Cheers!
Irish

gjiyap1 · 30th January 2012, 13:09

Heard this somewhere & everytime i tend to quote this !!!

Q: Which one is Stronger & Wiser - "A Circle" or "A Square"

[Hint - Think like Rajnikanth's version - Unbelievable, but still got his own logic]

Ans: Square. Because it got '4 Edge(s)' (in Thamizh, 4 is prounounced as 'Naalu'). If you say it together 'Knowl-edge' !!!

bluevolt · 30th January 2012, 17:20

Father to a friend - I have four sons

1st MBA
2nd MCA
3rd B.Tech
4th is thief

Friend - Why don't you expel fourth son out of the house?

Father - He is the only earning member all other are job less.

Speed.Demon · 30th January 2012, 20:18

This Competition's getting out of control!! BRILLIANT!!

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Source : Facebook.

_raVan_ · 30th January 2012, 21:18

Dedicated to all of us in here

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bluevolt · 30th January 2012, 21:35

The New Brand Ambassadors Of Tide (whitewash)

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Unknownsatan · 31st January 2012, 00:24

Hard Rock Cafe !!!

29th January 2012, 14:41	#6391
Unknownsatan Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,338 Thanked: 1,537 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Difference between men and women ! Attached Thumbnails

29th January 2012, 18:35	#6392
prateekm BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mumbai & BLR Posts: 790 Thanked: 553 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Here's another one!

29th January 2012, 18:38	#6393
Scarlet_Rider BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 832 Thanked: 1,657 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Not sure if this was posted earlier or not. Anyways, enjoy the wife-cycle! Attached Thumbnails

29th January 2012, 19:06	#6394
di1in BHPian Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Thrissur Posts: 511 Thanked: 285 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Honda car with diesel engine and 150bhp. [not doctored] Attached Thumbnails

29th January 2012, 20:33	#6395
Irish BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India Posts: 603 Thanked: 652 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Posting this 'reality' , after searching in this thread: Source: Facebook Cheers! Irish

30th January 2012, 08:14	#6397
Klub Class Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KA17\|KL65\|KL41 Posts: 4,867 Thanked: 1,935 Times	Believe it or not , Maths is a religion

30th January 2012, 11:40	#6398
prateekm BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mumbai & BLR Posts: 790 Thanked: 553 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread How true! EDIT: The word below the watermark is 'innings'.

30th January 2012, 12:47	#6399
Irish BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India Posts: 603 Thanked: 652 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Pappu ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: "VAR MANGO VATS" Pappu: "Prabhu! jaisa aap soch rahe hain, main vaisa nahi hu, MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE" English Translation God asks pappu after feeling good at his meditation: "Ask for a promise / wish (in hindi, it's var; Var in english is Groom)" Pappu: "Oh God! I am not like that, I need a BRIDE!!" Cheers! Irish

30th January 2012, 13:09	#6400
gjiyap1 BHPian Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Chennai Posts: 83 Thanked: 56 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Heard this somewhere & everytime i tend to quote this !!! Q: Which one is Stronger & Wiser - "A Circle" or "A Square" [Hint - Think like Rajnikanth's version - Unbelievable, but still got his own logic] Ans: Square. Because it got '4 Edge(s)' (in Thamizh, 4 is prounounced as 'Naalu'). If you say it together 'Knowl-edge' !!!

30th January 2012, 17:20	#6401
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Father to a friend - I have four sons 1st MBA 2nd MCA 3rd B.Tech 4th is thief Friend - Why don't you expel fourth son out of the house? Father - He is the only earning member all other are job less.

30th January 2012, 20:18	#6402
Speed.Demon BHPian Join Date: May 2011 Location: Kochi/Manama Posts: 276 Thanked: 528 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This Competition's getting out of control!! BRILLIANT!! Source : Facebook.

30th January 2012, 21:18	#6403
_raVan_ Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Pune Posts: 1,074 Thanked: 660 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Dedicated to all of us in here

30th January 2012, 21:35	#6404
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread The New Brand Ambassadors Of Tide (whitewash)

31st January 2012, 00:24	#6405
Unknownsatan Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,338 Thanked: 1,537 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Hard Rock Cafe !!! Attached Thumbnails