The Official Joke thread

bluevolt · 27th January 2012, 13:06

Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the [b]PASTE option.

Klub Class · 27th January 2012, 15:50

Can you be more 'Pacific'?

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Anand123 · 27th January 2012, 17:11

The Ghajini effect!

anilisanil · 27th January 2012, 18:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anand123

The Ghajini effect!

four years too late, no? I mean even Sanjay Singhania remembers that now, by all probabilities

Anand123 · 27th January 2012, 19:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by anilisanil

four years too late, no? I mean even Sanjay Singhania remembers that now, by all probabilities

May be that guy has just started to fulfill his parents' wish

Irish · 27th January 2012, 21:47

Since birth, I was told - "You have to excel in life".

My job has ensured that I spend 80% of my life on MS Excel.

Cheers!
Irish

SRK · 27th January 2012, 22:37

Camera man studio main chote bacche se: "Meri taraf dekho beta, is camera se kabutar niklega."
Baccha: "Mamu, Focus adjust kar, gawaron wali batein na kar.
Jaldi kich FB par lagani hai pic."

TRANSLATION:

Camera man in studio to a small kid: "Look towards me boy, see a pigeon will come out of the camera."
Small boy: " Dude! Focus your camera, don't talk like an illiterate and make it fast, need to upload the pic on FB "

Unknownsatan · 27th January 2012, 23:31

Who all come to blood bank

MARCUS_520i · 28th January 2012, 11:21

And how true is this!

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dhanushs · 28th January 2012, 16:59

Ask heroes in Malayalam film industry to learn how to do a proper stoppie using clutch!.

DevilsCry · 28th January 2012, 18:09

I heard that diesel engines are in a lot of demand. Do they mean this one?

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PS: I would like it if everyone kept jokes in this thread limited to automobile-related. Just a thought, not a demand! Thanks

Unknownsatan · 28th January 2012, 18:37

A suspicious wife does better research than FBI

Anand123 · 28th January 2012, 20:21

Our Police Sirs have all their muscles together on one place!

Patriot_Vishwas · 28th January 2012, 20:34

^^
Oooh, stereotype night

suhaas307 · 29th January 2012, 03:14

Had to share this with you'll

EDIT: This is what happens when you put your number up on the internet for everyone to see

27th January 2012, 13:06	#6376
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him. 1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option. 2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC. 3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file. 4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the [b]PASTE option. Last edited by suhaas307 : 28th January 2012 at 21:52. Reason: Microsoft joke had been posted earlier. :)

27th January 2012, 15:50	#6377
Klub Class Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KA17\|KL65\|KL41 Posts: 4,867 Thanked: 1,935 Times	Can you be more 'Pacific'? Last edited by Amartya : 28th January 2012 at 01:55. Reason: :).

27th January 2012, 17:11	#6378
Anand123 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: KL-01 Posts: 2,297 Thanked: 5,225 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The Ghajini effect! Attached Thumbnails

27th January 2012, 21:47	#6381
Irish BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India Posts: 603 Thanked: 652 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Since birth, I was told - "You have to excel in life". My job has ensured that I spend 80% of my life on MS Excel. Cheers! Irish

27th January 2012, 22:37	#6382
SRK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Mumbai Posts: 1,201 Thanked: 524 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Camera man studio main chote bacche se: "Meri taraf dekho beta, is camera se kabutar niklega." Baccha: "Mamu, Focus adjust kar, gawaron wali batein na kar. Jaldi kich FB par lagani hai pic." TRANSLATION: Camera man in studio to a small kid: "Look towards me boy, see a pigeon will come out of the camera." Small boy: " Dude! Focus your camera, don't talk like an illiterate and make it fast, need to upload the pic on FB "

27th January 2012, 23:31	#6383
Unknownsatan Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,338 Thanked: 1,537 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Who all come to blood bank Attached Thumbnails

28th January 2012, 11:21	#6384
MARCUS_520i BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Mumbai Posts: 524 Thanked: 166 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread And how true is this! Last edited by MARCUS_520i : 28th January 2012 at 11:39.

28th January 2012, 16:59	#6385
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,282 Thanked: 10,180 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Ask heroes in Malayalam film industry to learn how to do a proper stoppie using clutch!.

28th January 2012, 18:09	#6386
DevilsCry BHPian Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Delhi Posts: 552 Thanked: 506 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread I heard that diesel engines are in a lot of demand. Do they mean this one? PS: I would like it if everyone kept jokes in this thread limited to automobile-related. Just a thought, not a demand! Thanks

28th January 2012, 18:37	#6387
Unknownsatan Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,338 Thanked: 1,537 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread A suspicious wife does better research than FBI

28th January 2012, 20:21	#6388
Anand123 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: KL-01 Posts: 2,297 Thanked: 5,225 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Our Police Sirs have all their muscles together on one place! Attached Thumbnails

28th January 2012, 20:34	#6389
Patriot_Vishwas BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 157 Thanked: 177 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^ Oooh, stereotype night Attached Thumbnails

29th January 2012, 03:14	#6390
suhaas307 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 8,830 Thanked: 12,251 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Had to share this with you'll EDIT: This is what happens when you put your number up on the internet for everyone to see Last edited by suhaas307 : 29th January 2012 at 16:01.