27th January 2012, 13:06
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| Senior - BHPian  |  Re: The Official Joke thread Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him. 1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option. 2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC. 3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file. 4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the [b]PASTE option. Last edited by suhaas307 : 28th January 2012 at 21:52. Reason: Microsoft joke had been posted earlier. :) |
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27th January 2012, 15:50
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KA17|KL65|KL41
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| Can you be more 'Pacific'?   Last edited by Amartya : 28th January 2012 at 01:55. Reason: :). |
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27th January 2012, 17:11
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| Re: The Official Joke thread The Ghajini effect!  |
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27th January 2012, 18:29
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27th January 2012, 19:39
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27th January 2012, 21:47
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Since birth, I was told - "You have to excel in life". My job has ensured that I spend 80% of my life on MS Excel.  Cheers! Irish |
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27th January 2012, 22:37
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Camera man studio main chote bacche se: "Meri taraf dekho beta, is camera se kabutar niklega." Baccha: "Mamu, Focus adjust kar, gawaron wali batein na kar. Jaldi kich FB par lagani hai pic." TRANSLATION: Camera man in studio to a small kid: "Look towards me boy, see a pigeon will come out of the camera." Small boy: " Dude! Focus your camera, don't talk like an illiterate and make it fast, need to upload the pic on FB " |
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27th January 2012, 23:31
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Who all come to blood bank  |
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28th January 2012, 11:21
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| Re: The Official Joke thread And how true is this!  Last edited by MARCUS_520i : 28th January 2012 at 11:39. |
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28th January 2012, 16:59
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Ask heroes in Malayalam film industry to learn how to do a proper stoppie using clutch!.  |
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28th January 2012, 18:09
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| Re: The Official Joke thread I heard that diesel engines are in a lot of demand. Do they mean this one?  PS: I would like it if everyone kept jokes in this thread limited to automobile-related. Just a thought, not a demand! Thanks |
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28th January 2012, 18:37
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| Senior - BHPian | Re: The Official Joke thread A suspicious wife does better research than FBI |
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28th January 2012, 20:21
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Our Police Sirs have all their muscles together on one place! |
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28th January 2012, 20:34
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| BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread ^^ Oooh, stereotype night |
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29th January 2012, 03:14
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Had to share this with you'll  EDIT: This is what happens when you put your number up on the internet for everyone to see Last edited by suhaas307 : 29th January 2012 at 16:01. |
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