23rd January 2012, 17:02
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23rd January 2012, 17:47
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23rd January 2012, 18:44
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23rd January 2012, 19:03
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| Re: The Official Joke thread A woman’s dishwasher broke down, so she called a repairman. She had to go out, so she told him, “Don’t worry about the bulldog—he won’t bother you. But whatever you do, don’t talk to the parrot.” The man started work, wary of the biggest & meanest looking bulldog he’d ever seen, but it just lay there watching him. The woman’s pet parrot, however, was driving him crazy, squawking and swearing at him. Finally, his patience snapped and he shouted, “Shut up!” The parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!” |
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23rd January 2012, 19:23
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Joota ho ya Dil ho, aakhir, dusre pe aa hi jaata hai. Shoe or Heart - is bound to arrive at someone. |
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23rd January 2012, 20:13
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Was watching this movie, Major Payne. One conversation. Actress: you don't have a wife ? Actor : if it would have been necessary, army would have assigned one. |
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23rd January 2012, 21:23
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23rd January 2012, 21:43
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24th January 2012, 11:34
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Now a couple of jokes from my side: After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was so madly in love that I failed to notice.” ------------------------------------------------------ Men, Coffee & Chocolate - The Richer The Better ! ------------------------------------------------------ Teacher to Santa: Describe Love and Marriage. Santa: LOVE is when your heart flutters every time you see your partner. MARRIAGE is when your wallet empties every time you see them. Cheers! Irish  | ||
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24th January 2012, 14:04
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Post any marriage/wife/mom-in-law related jokes in this thread, all married BHPians falls/jump on 'Thanks' button and rolls over it!! |
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24th January 2012, 15:12
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Behind every successful man is a woman, carrying a list of things she wants to buy!   |
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24th January 2012, 15:17
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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24th January 2012, 15:26
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24th January 2012, 15:38
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| Re: The Official Joke thread All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening. |
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