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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KA17|KL65|KL41
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: India
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kannur
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ellicott City/New Delhi
Posts: 79
Thanked: 52 Times
| ![]() A woman’s dishwasher broke down, so she called a repairman. She had to go out, so she told him, “Don’t worry about the bulldog—he won’t bother you. But whatever you do, don’t talk to the parrot.” The man started work, wary of the biggest & meanest looking bulldog he’d ever seen, but it just lay there watching him. The woman’s pet parrot, however, was driving him crazy, squawking and swearing at him. Finally, his patience snapped and he shouted, “Shut up!” The parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!” |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Joota ho ya Dil ho, aakhir, dusre pe aa hi jaata hai. Shoe or Heart - is bound to arrive at someone. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dilwalon ki Dilli
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| ![]() Was watching this movie, Major Payne. One conversation. Actress: you don't have a wife ? Actor : if it would have been necessary, army would have assigned one. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: India
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BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India
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![]() Now a couple of jokes from my side: After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was so madly in love that I failed to notice.” ------------------------------------------------------ Men, Coffee & Chocolate - The Richer The Better ! ------------------------------------------------------ Teacher to Santa: Describe Love and Marriage. Santa: LOVE is when your heart flutters every time you see your partner. MARRIAGE is when your wallet empties every time you see them. Cheers! Irish ![]() | |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kannur
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| ![]() Post any marriage/wife/mom-in-law related jokes in this thread, all married BHPians falls/jump on 'Thanks' button and rolls over it!! ![]() |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad
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BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kannur
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Team-BHP Support ![]() Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: All over!
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| ![]() All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening. |
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