The Official Joke thread

Klub Class · 23rd January 2012, 17:02

I got hold of this image in Facebook.

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Warwithwheels · 23rd January 2012, 17:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish

Doctor: Mrs. Tania, Good News for you.

Girl : Mrs? What do you mean by Mrs? I'm Ms.Tania!!

Doctor: Okay, Ms Tania, Bad News for you!

Cheers!
Irish

You are condor'd.... Lol:

Latheesh · 23rd January 2012, 18:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warwithwheels

You are condor'd.... Lol:

What if it is Tanya's second visit to the Doctor?

prashant.dinkar · 23rd January 2012, 19:03

A woman’s dishwasher broke down, so she called a repairman.
She had to go out, so she told him, “Don’t worry about the bulldog—he won’t bother you. But whatever you do, don’t talk to the parrot.”
The man started work, wary of the biggest & meanest looking bulldog he’d ever seen, but it just lay there watching him. The woman’s pet parrot, however, was driving him crazy, squawking and swearing at him. Finally, his patience snapped and he shouted, “Shut up!”
The parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!”

bluevolt · 23rd January 2012, 19:23

Joota ho ya Dil ho, aakhir, dusre pe aa hi jaata hai.

Shoe or Heart - is bound to arrive at someone.

tanwaramit · 23rd January 2012, 20:13

Was watching this movie, Major Payne.
One conversation.

Actress: you don't have a wife ?
Actor : if it would have been necessary, army would have assigned one.

condor · 23rd January 2012, 21:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warwithwheels

You are condor'd.... Lol:

@WWW, you must also provide the link to the the earlier posting (in this thread)

Warwithwheels · 23rd January 2012, 21:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by condor

@WWW, you must also provide the link to the the earlier posting (in this thread)

You are right condor... But then I have been accessing TBHP on my Android App since evening. The search funtion on the app is highly restricted! I did try locating the link but it din't work.

DieselDon · 24th January 2012, 10:16

This is the first time the "highly trained monkeys" happened to me today morning while browsing youtube.

& actually found explanations @ Yahoo, Google, etc

Irish · 24th January 2012, 11:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warwithwheels

You are condor'd.... Lol:

Quote:

Originally Posted by condor

@WWW, you must also provide the link to the the earlier posting (in this thread)

Agree with Condor. One can NOT CONDOR without providing the proper links. If done so, it will be taken seriously.

Now a couple of jokes from my side:

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”

The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was so madly in love that I failed to notice.”

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Men, Coffee & Chocolate - The Richer The Better !

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Teacher to Santa: Describe Love and Marriage.

Santa: LOVE is when your heart flutters every time you see your partner.

MARRIAGE is when your wallet empties every time you see them.

Cheers!
Irish

Latheesh · 24th January 2012, 14:04

Post any marriage/wife/mom-in-law related jokes in this thread, all married BHPians falls/jump on 'Thanks' button and rolls over it!!

Scarlet_Rider · 24th January 2012, 15:12

Behind every successful man is a woman, carrying a list of things she wants to buy!

Irish · 24th January 2012, 15:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Latheesh

Post any marriage/wife/mom-in-law related jokes in this thread, all married BHPians falls/jump on 'Thanks' button and rolls over it!!

If this had been the fact then my previous post (just above yours - No. 6327) would have had at least 1 Thanks! It also contains jokes related to marriage/wife.

Cheers!
Irish

Latheesh · 24th January 2012, 15:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish

If this had been the fact then my previous post (just above yours - No. 6327) would have had at least 1 Thanks! It also contains jokes related to marriage/wife.

Cheers!
Irish

May be because it is an old joke

. Anyway your wish is fulfilled! you can see one 'thanks' to your post.

libranof1987 · 24th January 2012, 15:38

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

23rd January 2012, 19:03	#6334
prashant.dinkar BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ellicott City/New Delhi Posts: 79 Thanked: 53 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A woman’s dishwasher broke down, so she called a repairman. She had to go out, so she told him, “Don’t worry about the bulldog—he won’t bother you. But whatever you do, don’t talk to the parrot.” The man started work, wary of the biggest & meanest looking bulldog he’d ever seen, but it just lay there watching him. The woman’s pet parrot, however, was driving him crazy, squawking and swearing at him. Finally, his patience snapped and he shouted, “Shut up!” The parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!”

23rd January 2012, 19:23	#6335
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,273 Thanked: 3,479 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Joota ho ya Dil ho, aakhir, dusre pe aa hi jaata hai. Shoe or Heart - is bound to arrive at someone.

23rd January 2012, 20:13	#6336
tanwaramit Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dilwalon ki Dilli Posts: 1,946 Thanked: 514 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Was watching this movie, Major Payne. One conversation. Actress: you don't have a wife ? Actor : if it would have been necessary, army would have assigned one.

24th January 2012, 10:16	#6339
DieselDon BHPian Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 199 Thanked: 135 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread This is the first time the "highly trained monkeys" happened to me today morning while browsing youtube. & actually found explanations @ Yahoo, Google, etc Attached Thumbnails

24th January 2012, 14:04	#6341
Latheesh Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: CNN/BLR Posts: 4,341 Thanked: 10,641 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Post any marriage/wife/mom-in-law related jokes in this thread, all married BHPians falls/jump on 'Thanks' button and rolls over it!!

23rd January 2012, 17:02	#6331
Klub Class Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KA17\|KL65\|KL41 Posts: 5,031 Thanked: 2,006 Times	I got hold of this image in Facebook.

24th January 2012, 15:12	#6342
Scarlet_Rider BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 865 Thanked: 1,847 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Behind every successful man is a woman, carrying a list of things she wants to buy!

24th January 2012, 15:38	#6345
libranof1987 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: All over! Posts: 8,196 Thanked: 20,626 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.