8th May 2012, 15:12
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|  Re: The Official Joke thread Dog is ok, Beware of the owner   Last edited by brraj : 8th May 2012 at 15:14. |
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10th May 2012, 13:00
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| BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him "OK, what happened to your back?" The patient replies "I work for a local night club, This morning I got home early and heard a noise in my bedroom.. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open... I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone... As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out as he was dressing himself... I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That's how I strained my back".. The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible..What the hell happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now.. Today was the first day at my new job.. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late.. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge.." The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do.. The doctor is shocked.. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you.?" "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"  |
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10th May 2012, 13:08
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: New Delhi - Kochi
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Source - TOI   Cheers! Vinu Last edited by myavu : 10th May 2012 at 13:11. |
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10th May 2012, 13:52
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| Distinguished - BHPian   | Quote:
 something to be said for increasing sturdiness in the gents over the course of this thread. last time i met them here, they were sitting in line in front of St Peter!! | |
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10th May 2012, 14:11
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Post deleted by the Team-BHP Support : Please do NOT post one-liners that add little or no informational value to the thread. We need your co-operation to maintain the overall quality of this forum. Please read our rules before proceeding any further. Last edited by GTO : 11th May 2012 at 14:25. |
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10th May 2012, 14:20
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Women can gossip anytime, anywhere, anyplace  Security Freak  |
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10th May 2012, 15:16
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| BHPian | Re: The Official Joke thread Wife calls Husband: "Hey baby, what you doing honey?.." Husband: "Listen, I'm really caught up in a meeting! Don't have time to talk at all, could you be quick?!.." Wife: "Well baby, I've a Good news and a Bad news for you. Do you want to hear them?" Husband: "Just tell me the Good news,I don't have time for the Bad!" Wife: "Ok, to put it this way- the good news is the Airbags on our New AUDI work absolutely FINE!!!"  |
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10th May 2012, 15:45
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
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| Re: The Official Joke thread ze airbags used in the above mentioned Audi  source: Facebook |
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10th May 2012, 21:10
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| BHPian Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Mumbai
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| Now that all of you saw Satyameva Jayate and are SUDDENLY inspired to work for the betterment of the society, please do read & share this heart touching story: A 7 yr old boy challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents & the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law & regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents & he refused to live with her. When judge told him to live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After legal references with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the DECCAN CHARGERS, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone P. S. - No offenses to deccan chargers fans... I read this on forwarded sms... |
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11th May 2012, 11:09
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
 Poor Charges and brilliant boy!Last edited by n_aditya : 11th May 2012 at 11:49. Reason: quoted text shortened. please avoid quoting a full post. thanks! | |
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11th May 2012, 13:12
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| Distinguished - BHPian  Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Pune
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
One thing to note is that the guys who are beaten are getting custody. So any tax payer in India should qualify really. | |
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11th May 2012, 13:56
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Pune
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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14th May 2012, 15:34
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| Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
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| Re: The Official Joke thread hehe..  courtesy: U.S Army W.T.F! moments on Facebook |
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15th May 2012, 11:11
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| Re: The Official Joke thread You'll never get to work on time, hahaha    |
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15th May 2012, 13:41
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| BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Came across this in classifieds, cant stop rolling on the floor |
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