[saket77]

Originally Posted by SDP

From a tweet by Ramesh Shrivats:

"When the Rupee reaches 58, would it retire?"

That acrually happened a couple of days back. I mean 1 USD=58 Rs and not the retiring bit.

Going by that, the news that is floating is not good for the Rupee either. The Central Govt. is contemplating retirement age as 62

[akj53]

Originally Posted by saket77

Going by that, the news that is floating is not good for the Rupee either. The Central Govt. is contemplating retirement age as 62

That's going be a political decision and our politicians start to mature (???) after 62 like an old wine and wish to become PM on attaining the ripe age of 85. So our beloved Rupee will also not retire before reaching 90.

After that our FM will retire the Paise officially (which is already dead) and introduce a Maha Rupee having a face value of Rupees 100. This will be keeping in trend with our policy of shunting out old politicians to semi retirement jobs.

Our new Maha Rupee will trade @ 9 to a $ and will restore our national pride by becoming a more valuable currency than Baht.

[searchingheaven]

Post deleted: Very nice GIF but has nothing to do with this thread.

[Latheesh]

GTS Baba Ki Bullet rice!!...............

[Arch-Angel]

^ whoever eats it will give out a bullet exhaust sound eh ?

[Mister_M]

Don't remember reading a similar one before & hence posting from FaceBook.

What Indian Advertisements taught me???

1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.

2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.

3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.

4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.

5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!

6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.

7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls.

8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!

9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10

10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.

11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.

12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people who make better milk products.

13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.

14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over you face.

15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.

16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.

17. People believe that Bacardi makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.

18. The only time mothers and daughters talk to each other, it's usually about hair oil.

19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.

And, finally this

20.Mutualfundinvestmentsaresubjecttomarketrisksple asereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting.

Mods, please remove if found being duplicated.

Cheers!
M

[JustCause]

Originally Posted by Mister_M

What Indian Advertisements taught me???

Limca has "No Fruit. Contains added flavour" but VIM diswash liquid has the power of REAL lemon.

[abhijeetsng]

Salary issues haunting organisations.

[dZired]

Saw this on FB

[SDP]

Just when I thought that I had seen (and heard) it all, today morning, saw a school bus reversing with a reversing horn that was playing the "Sheila ki Jawani" tune!

[ninjatalli]

Originally Posted by SDP

Just when I thought that I had seen (and heard) it all, today morning, saw a school bus reversing with a reversing horn that was playing the "Sheila ki Jawani" tune!

Then you haven't heard anything. A day, stationary somewhere on the national highway will expose you to all songs, old and new in truck horns!

But yes, a tune for a reverse horn is something new for me too

[Farukh]

Anybody 007 here?

[Arch-Angel]

So she wants a bondman eh? Just someone to sign the bond I think. Hope they have a bright future together, bondman and bondgirl. Also i got reminded of a funny way my friend spelt 'elephantiasis' in our 10th grade. He had written 'Elephantasses" .

[ghodlur]

The second ad had me in splits more than the first. Check the college? An then what - verify marksheets? What if someone failed. How much can one get serious about the search.

[Latheesh]

Ha ha.. My friend (from Bihar) had to go through the same. Girl's relatives visited him and asked to show them his Degree certificate.