Quite a laugh these ones. My favourite is the one about the Horse Head Mask:
"By wearing this mask, I was able to get anything and everything I needed. Plenty of hay, lots of time to run and, best of all, I no longer have to wear pants."
And then the Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk:
"I love emailing the Highway patrol while I drive to let them know the tag numbers of cell phone using drivers."