The Official Joke thread

IronH4WK · 7th August 2013, 16:14

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Originally Posted by sa_kiran

A mechanical engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife.

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Inspector: Lets search for the car first

wait a minute!! i read this on Facebook today!

the Hindi version is better

PPS · 7th August 2013, 18:44

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Originally Posted by sa_kiran

audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.

That was hilarious! Btw, i didn't know Mechanical Engineers earn that much!

Also it should be A8L, regular A8 is not sold in India.

sa_kiran · 7th August 2013, 21:23

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Originally Posted by IronH4WK

the Hindi version is better

Send the link, or post it here.

IronH4WK · 7th August 2013, 22:34

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Originally Posted by sa_kiran

Send the link, or post it here.

wait a second! you also got it from FB, only translated the last sentence from Hindi to English didn't ya?

sa_kiran · 8th August 2013, 07:55

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Originally Posted by IronH4WK

wait a second! you also got it from FB, only translated the last sentence from Hindi to English didn't ya?

I got it on WhatsApp, fully in English.

mallumowgli · 8th August 2013, 11:49

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Originally Posted by PPS

i didn't know Mechanical Engineers earn that much!

I thought that was the joke here. The rest is just plain truth!!

amitoj · 9th August 2013, 22:42

Well here is another one:
I have not heard the audio but the picture itself is hilarious.

At the Autocross

sa_kiran · 10th August 2013, 11:14

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Originally Posted by amitoj

Well here is another one:
I have not heard the audio but the picture itself is hilarious.
At the Autocross[/url]

I've seen/heard men reacting like that when women drive! But, in this case, probably the lady's are always large!

Soumyajit9 · 10th August 2013, 12:26

While trolling on FB, found this piece of interesting suggestion to keep calm in traffic.

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speedmiester · 10th August 2013, 15:58

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Originally Posted by PPS

This a must watch! Hilarious!

Had a great laugh, thanks for sharing.
As a co-driver myself I find faults with both the driver and co-driver.

The co-driver calls are not coherent and his calls are high pitched and can create panic for the driver.
The driver is not used to driving with calls and it is clearly visible in his mistakes.

Lastly there is no synergy between the driver and co-driver which is never good.

But all in all I was really ROFL

Oxy · 14th August 2013, 18:51

I almost died of laughter listening to this.

PS: Understanding of Hindi and a bit of Haryanvi accent might be needed.

Mirchi Murga 2013 english training

Scorcher · 16th August 2013, 16:24

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Originally Posted by PPS

This a must watch! Hilarious!

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Originally Posted by Soumyajit9

Forget the car, did the navigator survive ? He was choking himself. This is EPIC. Made my weekend. ROTFL

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Originally Posted by sa_kiran

The navigator was more nagging than the nagging wives portrayed in jokes! And he got a perfect answer at the end.

The driver in the video is Samir Thapar. He is a professional, actually retired rally driver. I think the inexperienced co-driver made him slip.

If you're familiar with the supercar scene in Delhi, Samir owns a blue Gallardo (MT, India's first) and an F430 (Novitec SC'ed).

SJD@NewDelhi · 16th August 2013, 18:25

Read an employee's letter to the management on the death of his manager:

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You can't help ROFLing

amitoj · 16th August 2013, 21:30

Amazon has released a list of Funniest Fake Reviews:
Funny Fake Reviews

Quite a laugh these ones. My favourite is the one about the Horse Head Mask:
"By wearing this mask, I was able to get anything and everything I needed. Plenty of hay, lots of time to run and, best of all, I no longer have to wear pants."

And then the Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk:
"I love emailing the Highway patrol while I drive to let them know the tag numbers of cell phone using drivers."

Read the whole list and have a few laughs!

IronH4WK · 16th August 2013, 21:57

^ Good one! The ones you pointed are the best ones; would like to add the Uranium Ore one too

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Soumyajit9 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: BLR Posts: 1,543 Thanked: 1,801 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread While trolling on FB, found this piece of interesting suggestion to keep calm in traffic. Last edited by Eddy : 10th August 2013 at 13:29. Reason: Quoted post deleted

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SJD@NewDelhi BHPian Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: NCR Posts: 222 Thanked: 378 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Read an employee's letter to the management on the death of his manager: You can't help ROFLing Last edited by SJD@NewDelhi : 16th August 2013 at 18:55.

16th August 2013, 21:30	#7949
amitoj Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Windham, NH USA Posts: 3,407 Thanked: 3,510 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Amazon has released a list of Funniest Fake Reviews: Funny Fake Reviews Quite a laugh these ones. My favourite is the one about the Horse Head Mask: "By wearing this mask, I was able to get anything and everything I needed. Plenty of hay, lots of time to run and, best of all, I no longer have to wear pants." And then the Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk: "I love emailing the Highway patrol while I drive to let them know the tag numbers of cell phone using drivers." Read the whole list and have a few laughs!

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IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,153 Times	^ Good one! The ones you pointed are the best ones; would like to add the Uranium Ore one too