23rd November 2013, 10:49
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| BHPian  |  Re: The Official Joke thread 'The Obedient Wife' There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife... 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.' And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart. He died soon. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there,dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket. The obedient wife said, 'Wait just a moment!' She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. Then her friend said, 'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.' The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a wife; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him.' 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?' 'I sure did,' said the loyal wife. 'I got all the money together, put it into my account, and wrote him a cheque.... I put the cheque in the casket. Now it is upto him to encash the cheque.' "If he can cash it, then he can spend it."  |
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24th November 2013, 22:48
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| BHPian  Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Nilgiris, Ooty
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| Re: The Official Joke thread  Cheers! VJ  |
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25th November 2013, 14:04
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Once upon a time there lived a lonely interface who didn't have any method implementations...   courtesy: 9GAG |
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26th November 2013, 22:03
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| BHPian Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Nilgiris, Ooty
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| Re: The Official Joke thread  Cheers! VJ |
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1st December 2013, 09:22
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| BHPian Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Gandhinagar
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1st December 2013, 16:47
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| Distinguished - BHPian   | Swear on Frankenstein's grave, this gets 10extra bhp!! |
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6th December 2013, 13:25
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| Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
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| Re: The Official Joke thread its gonna be mad fun!  courtesy: 9GAG |
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6th December 2013, 20:59
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread For IT Joes  |
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6th December 2013, 21:07
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| BHPian Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Nilgiris, Ooty
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| Re: The Official Joke thread  Cheers! VJ |
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7th December 2013, 08:22
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| BHPian  Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Bangalore
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| Outstanding performance! Courtesy FaceBook/Times of India |
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7th December 2013, 09:57
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| BHPian  Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: New Delhi
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| Translation: No Bro, We already have a lot of money, All we want is love. |
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7th December 2013, 22:49
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| BHPian Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Nilgiris, Ooty
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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10th December 2013, 10:52
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| Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
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| Re: The Official Joke thread epic!  courtesy: 9GAG |
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10th December 2013, 21:21
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| BHPian Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Nilgiris, Ooty
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| Re: The Official Joke thread  Cheers! VJ |
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13th December 2013, 18:01
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