14th February 2012, 19:23
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| BHPian  |  Re: The Official Joke thread Something from a forwarded mail in office, What is Tension? A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital. Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’ THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED. You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’ Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’ YOU HAVE MORE TENSION. Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father. EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU. Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?” THIS IS REAL TENSION. |
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14th February 2012, 20:23
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Germany
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14th February 2012, 20:55
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| Distinguished - BHPian   | Re: The Official Joke thread [quote=bluevolt;2679484]iSuicide Application... :/ Attachment 887454 What the mobile foretells ? Wish Veeru had one of these in Sholay. |
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14th February 2012, 21:34
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Toronto/Kerala
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Smart Boy (or Girl?)  |
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14th February 2012, 22:12
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| BHPian Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Bangalore
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Genelia is most lucky to be married in to Ritesh - after all she has an *Adarsh* sasur ji  |
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14th February 2012, 22:21
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Okay. Okay. Okay. Aaalright. Okay. Okay. Bye. Okay. Bye. Okay. Han. Han. Thik hai. Okay. Rakhun ? ???.. Poor husband on the phone with wife ! |
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15th February 2012, 14:27
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| Re: The Official Joke thread The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love. (Belated) Happy Valentine's Day folks!! |
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15th February 2012, 14:34
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| Distinguished - BHPian  | Quote:
Good play on the original where it stopped working when you got to office! | |
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15th February 2012, 14:44
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kannur
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@Scarlet_Rider - now tell us the truth!! | |
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15th February 2012, 14:46
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15th February 2012, 15:21
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| Senior - BHPian | Re: The Official Joke thread Adulteration  Karan/Arjun  Tere Naam2  |
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15th February 2012, 15:23
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15th February 2012, 15:51
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bengaluru
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| Re: The Official Joke thread In the U.S, in telecom companies, there used to be a joke. If you see a attractive woman, she should be a visitor. Bad thing is I found that its applicable in India too :( |
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15th February 2012, 15:51
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| Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kannur
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Real life story - from my friend's FB:-) Valentine's Day - 14-Feb-2012 Time 5.30 AM Wife: Wish you a Happy Valentine's day dear Husband: Shut your bloody mouth and sleep!! NB: We are trying to get the latest development Quote:
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15th February 2012, 19:04
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