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BHPian ![]() | ![]() Something from a forwarded mail in office, What is Tension? A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital. Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’ THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED. You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’ Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’ YOU HAVE MORE TENSION. Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father. EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU. Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?” THIS IS REAL TENSION. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Germany
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() [quote=bluevolt;2679484]iSuicide Application... :/ Attachment 887454 What the mobile foretells ? Wish Veeru had one of these in Sholay. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Toronto/Kerala
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BHPian Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Bangalore
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| ![]() Genelia is most lucky to be married in to Ritesh - after all she has an *Adarsh* sasur ji ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Okay. Okay. Okay. Aaalright. Okay. Okay. Bye. Okay. Bye. Okay. Han. Han. Thik hai. Okay. Rakhun ? ???.. Poor husband on the phone with wife ! |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad
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| ![]() The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love. ![]() ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kannur
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Adulteration ![]() Karan/Arjun ![]() Tere Naam2 ![]() |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad
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BANNED Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bengaluru
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| ![]() In the U.S, in telecom companies, there used to be a joke. If you see a attractive woman, she should be a visitor. Bad thing is I found that its applicable in India too :( |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kannur
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| ![]() Real life story - from my friend's FB:-) Valentine's Day - 14-Feb-2012 Time 5.30 AM Wife: Wish you a Happy Valentine's day dear Husband: Shut your bloody mouth and sleep!! NB: We are trying to get the latest development It is applicable to one Metro City in India too :-) Last edited by Latheesh : 15th February 2012 at 15:53. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Toronto/Kerala
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