The Official Joke thread

vivekiny2k · 22nd February 2012, 19:26

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Originally Posted by anilisanil

So today, I happened to see this facilities guy doing his work while I was at mine. So I asked him why don't you spray air freshner. He non chalantly replies- Some one complained of severe head ache after spraying the freshner, so we are not spraying it anymore!

I would like to behead that guy who got head ache!

I have never complained, but I personally hate spray fragrances because of strong spike at every spray, and the chemical after taste. And I know many people can be allergic to citrus smells. The solution is to keep it clean, not mask it with a fragrance.

yosbert · 22nd February 2012, 19:31

Saw this today on a friend's FB page today...

When times were bad my whole family and friends were right behind me and I could pass smiling all through it. Don't believe it? Let me show you my marriage album.

anjan_c2007 · 22nd February 2012, 19:47

Facebook poser by friend:

Question: I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to pens. If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Answer by anjanc_2007:Banks have crores of Non Performing Assets (NPA's) or bad loans. Here they want to tie pens to save a few rupees that are also NPA's or New Pens Absconding!!

bluevolt · 22nd February 2012, 19:49

Few good image jokes which are worth sharing

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mayankk · 22nd February 2012, 21:23

du-ha-ha-ha-uuuudee!!
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I am not kidding, this hit REAL close to home.....
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s@tan2s@int · 22nd February 2012, 21:32

Somewhere in Noida.. a cute traffic cop manning the traffic !

Scorcher · 22nd February 2012, 21:54

You know you're a petrolhead when your house looks like this

Irish · 22nd February 2012, 22:36

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Originally Posted by karty_83

A line that has destroyed many a boy's life : " Hey, she is looking at you !! "

CONDORED!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2602304

Cheers!
Irish

Anand123 · 22nd February 2012, 22:49

What my GF thinks I do ??????

karty_83 · 22nd February 2012, 23:44

Father : what's up son ?
Son : dad, do you believe in ghosts ?
Father : ofcourse not, ghosts do not exist !
Son : but the maid said there are ghosts here
Father : son, pack your things !
Son : but why ?
Father : We don't have a maid !!

Jaguar · 22nd February 2012, 23:51

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Originally Posted by anilisanil

I would like to behead that guy who got head ache!

Why don't you target the guys who forget to flush first?

Scarlet_Rider · 23rd February 2012, 01:46

When she cooks, I like to walk up behind her in the kitchen, stroke her hair and whisper in her ear : "Let's order pizza."

condor · 23rd February 2012, 06:46

There was a man sitting at a bar, and he looks over at the gentleman sitting next to him and says, "Hey, you look familiar. Are you from around here?"

The man answers, "Yeah, I live down the street."

"No kidding?" says the first man, "Well, so do I. And hey, you look about my age. Where did you go to high school?"

"Oh I went to Francis Lewis over on Utopia. Graduated in '66. How 'bout you?"

"Get out. I went to Francis Lewis. And I graduated in '66, too."

"Where'd you go to college?"

"Beloit, in Wisconsin."

"No way! I went to Beloit too. What dorm?"

"Kevin Sullivan dorm."

"Sullivan? You're not going to believe this . . ."

Joe the bartender walks over, and the first guy says, "Joe, you won't believe it in a million years. This guy went to the same high school as me, graduated the same year I did, and went to the same college. We were even in the same dorm. Isn't that amazing?"

Joe looks at them both and says, "Yeah, that's just plain amazing."

A third man comes in and says, "Hey Joe. What's new?"

Joe says, "Not much. The Johnson twins are drunk again."

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travelwriter · 23rd February 2012, 14:33

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Originally Posted by s@tan2s@int

Somewhere in Noida.. a cute traffic cop manning the traffic !

So this is what it means when someone says, "traffic situation is going to the dogs!""

RajaTaurus · 23rd February 2012, 16:26

^^ Goes perfect with the sign written on the post - "Your safety is our concern!"

22nd February 2012, 19:31	#6662
yosbert BHPian Join Date: May 2011 Location: Bangalore Posts: 149 Thanked: 227 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Saw this today on a friend's FB page today... When times were bad my whole family and friends were right behind me and I could pass smiling all through it. Don't believe it? Let me show you my marriage album.

22nd February 2012, 19:47	#6663
anjan_c2007 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: India Posts: 7,608 Thanked: 16,622 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Facebook poser by friend: Question: I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to pens. If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens. Answer by anjanc_2007:Banks have crores of Non Performing Assets (NPA's) or bad loans. Here they want to tie pens to save a few rupees that are also NPA's or New Pens Absconding!!

22nd February 2012, 19:49	#6664
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,271 Thanked: 3,458 Times View My Garage Infractions: 0/1 (5)	Re: The Official Joke thread Few good image jokes which are worth sharing

22nd February 2012, 21:23	#6665
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,048 Thanked: 7,590 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread du-ha-ha-ha-uuuudee!! I am not kidding, this hit REAL close to home..... Last edited by mayankk : 22nd February 2012 at 21:24.

22nd February 2012, 21:32	#6666
s@tan2s@int BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 129 Thanked: 130 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Somewhere in Noida.. a cute traffic cop manning the traffic ! Attached Images

22nd February 2012, 21:54	#6667
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,914 Thanked: 7,066 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread You know you're a petrolhead when your house looks like this Attached Images

22nd February 2012, 22:49	#6669
Anand123 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Toronto/Kerala Posts: 2,267 Thanked: 4,993 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread What my GF thinks I do ?????? Attached Images

22nd February 2012, 23:44	#6670
karty_83 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 398 Thanked: 166 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Father : what's up son ? Son : dad, do you believe in ghosts ? Father : ofcourse not, ghosts do not exist ! Son : but the maid said there are ghosts here Father : son, pack your things ! Son : but why ? Father : We don't have a maid !!

23rd February 2012, 01:46	#6672
Scarlet_Rider BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 742 Thanked: 1,088 Times	So, What's Cooking? When she cooks, I like to walk up behind her in the kitchen, stroke her hair and whisper in her ear : "Let's order pizza."

23rd February 2012, 06:46	#6673
condor Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Speed-brkr City Posts: 15,410 Thanked: 14,805 Times View My Garage	Twins There was a man sitting at a bar, and he looks over at the gentleman sitting next to him and says, "Hey, you look familiar. Are you from around here?" The man answers, "Yeah, I live down the street." "No kidding?" says the first man, "Well, so do I. And hey, you look about my age. Where did you go to high school?" "Oh I went to Francis Lewis over on Utopia. Graduated in '66. How 'bout you?" "Get out. I went to Francis Lewis. And I graduated in '66, too." "Where'd you go to college?" "Beloit, in Wisconsin." "No way! I went to Beloit too. What dorm?" "Kevin Sullivan dorm." "Sullivan? You're not going to believe this . . ." Joe the bartender walks over, and the first guy says, "Joe, you won't believe it in a million years. This guy went to the same high school as me, graduated the same year I did, and went to the same college. We were even in the same dorm. Isn't that amazing?" Joe looks at them both and says, "Yeah, that's just plain amazing." A third man comes in and says, "Hey Joe. What's new?" Joe says, "Not much. The Johnson twins are drunk again." __________________________________________________ __ ( source: siliconindia )

23rd February 2012, 16:26	#6675
RajaTaurus Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Tenkasi, TN Posts: 1,119 Thanked: 471 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^ Goes perfect with the sign written on the post - "Your safety is our concern!"

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