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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: cincinnati, jabalpur,chennai
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BHPian Join Date: May 2011 Location: Bangalore
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| ![]() Saw this today on a friend's FB page today... When times were bad my whole family and friends were right behind me and I could pass smiling all through it. Don't believe it? Let me show you my marriage album. ![]() |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() Facebook poser by friend: Question: I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to pens. If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens. Answer by anjanc_2007:Banks have crores of Non Performing Assets (NPA's) or bad loans. Here they want to tie pens to save a few rupees that are also NPA's or New Pens Absconding!! |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Few good image jokes which are worth sharing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() du-ha-ha-ha-uuuudee!! ![]() I am not kidding, this hit REAL close to home..... ![]() Last edited by mayankk : 22nd February 2012 at 21:24. |
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BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Hyderabad
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| ![]() Somewhere in Noida.. a cute traffic cop manning the traffic ! ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL
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| ![]() You know you're a petrolhead when your house looks like this ![]() |
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BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Toronto/Kerala
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| ![]() What my GF thinks I do ?????? |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Bangalore
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| ![]() Father : what's up son ? Son : dad, do you believe in ghosts ? Father : ofcourse not, ghosts do not exist ! Son : but the maid said there are ghosts here Father : son, pack your things ! Son : but why ? Father : We don't have a maid !! ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: May 2006 Location: Bangalore
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad
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| ![]() When she cooks, I like to walk up behind her in the kitchen, stroke her hair and whisper in her ear : "Let's order pizza." ![]() ![]() |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() There was a man sitting at a bar, and he looks over at the gentleman sitting next to him and says, "Hey, you look familiar. Are you from around here?" The man answers, "Yeah, I live down the street." "No kidding?" says the first man, "Well, so do I. And hey, you look about my age. Where did you go to high school?" "Oh I went to Francis Lewis over on Utopia. Graduated in '66. How 'bout you?" "Get out. I went to Francis Lewis. And I graduated in '66, too." "Where'd you go to college?" "Beloit, in Wisconsin." "No way! I went to Beloit too. What dorm?" "Kevin Sullivan dorm." "Sullivan? You're not going to believe this . . ." Joe the bartender walks over, and the first guy says, "Joe, you won't believe it in a million years. This guy went to the same high school as me, graduated the same year I did, and went to the same college. We were even in the same dorm. Isn't that amazing?" Joe looks at them both and says, "Yeah, that's just plain amazing." A third man comes in and says, "Hey Joe. What's new?" Joe says, "Not much. The Johnson twins are drunk again." __________________________________________________ __ ( source: siliconindia ) |
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BHPian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hyderabad
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() ^^ Goes perfect with the sign written on the post - "Your safety is our concern!" |
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