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Old 23rd February 2012, 18:15   #6676
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Do not condor me!, if this has been posted earlier
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A Journalist to a Doctor of a Mental Hospital: "How do you determine whether to admit a patient or not?"

Doctor: "Well, we first fill a Bathtub with water till the top. Then give a Teaspoon, a Glass & a Bucket to the patient & ask him / her to empty the Bathtub."

Journalist: "Obviously a Normal Person would use a BUCKET because it's Bigger!"

Doctor: "No you Stupid, a Normal Person would Pull the DRAIN PLUG!

Admit this Idiot in Ward No. 39.
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if you are looking out for some low cholesterol food recipes, you should try this out

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Do not condor me!, if this has been posted earlier
CONDORED!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2631760

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Is there any guy who has not done this
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This is what has literally happened to the airline
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Q : Who was Che Guevara's son?

A : Saat Guevara.
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I did not know where to put this in, but this thread seems quite apt.

Man shells out 45K for scooter, 12 lakh for VIP number plate
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And people say India is a poor country
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A. Start with a billion.

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Man shells out 45K for scooter, 12 lakh for VIP number plate
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That's plain ridiculous! I seriously don't understand the huge disparity in VIP number pricing policy and allotment process across different states. The same number can be had at a fraction of the cost in many states.

PS: Take a look at this http://www.mahatranscom.in/viplist.aspx It costs only 5,000 Bucks for the same number in Maharashtra.

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Man shells out 45K for scooter, 12 lakh for VIP number plate
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And people say India is a poor country
Awesome!!
And the report says the guy bidding against him was getting it for his brand new mercedes, and got beaten by 2 Lacs!!
His face after he finds out/has found its for the guys scooter...Thatll be the picture of teh century!!
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Mr. Bean's daughter

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She ought to have glasses as well, Irma Gobb (his girlfriend)
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Classes are going to be started for men and women (separately) by a leading NGO

CLASSES FOR WOMEN!
Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier:
Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking:
Making Deposits

Topic 3. Parties:
Going Without New Outfits

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette:
Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

Topic 5. Communication Skills I:
Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

Topic 6. Communication Skills II:
Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely:
A Skill You CAN Acquire

Topic 8. Telephone Skills:
How to Hang Up

Topic 9. Advanced Parking:
Backing Into a Space

Topic 10. Cooking III:
How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

Topic 11. Classic Footwear:
Wearing Shoes You Already Have

Topic 12. Oil and Petrol:
Your Car Needs Both


NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
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Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.



Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays.
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Round-table discussion.

Topic 3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?
Examples on video.

Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing control of the TV remote...
Helpline and support groups.

Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open forum.

Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real-life testimonials.

Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Driving simulation.

Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.

Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
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