The Official Joke thread

vivekiny2k · 31st December 2011, 01:33

wait, it's missing "after internals"

akshay4587 · 31st December 2011, 01:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban_Nomad

I no mech & I no understand. Ye kya hai bhai?

Story of a mech engineer student in an engg college before internal exams as in sessionals

I was an electronics student,however behaviour was pretty much similar to mech one

sachinj12 · 31st December 2011, 08:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban_Nomad

I no mech & I no understand. Ye kya hai bhai?

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivekiny2k

wait, it's missing "after internals"

The last image depicts Q paper leak

Quote:

Originally Posted by akshay4587

Story of a mech engineer student in an engg college before internal exams as in sessionals

I was an electronics student,however behaviour was pretty much similar to mech one

Its pretty much the same all over

.

wanderer4x4 · 31st December 2011, 15:30

Don't know whether already posted by someone, but still posting some specials:

BOSS to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death
EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied
BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you."

Why pay attention to Written Communication:
One spelling mistake can destroy a marriage.
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'E' at the end of the last word.
He wrote:
Hey Darling- I m experiencing the best time of my life...wish u were HER..

Santa: I haven't slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Why?
Santa: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't you Xchnge?
Santa: oye, there was nobody to Xchnge in the lower Berth

Q. Whats the main reason for Failures?
A. Examinations.

Raja: How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
Rancho: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend.

mayankk · 31st December 2011, 16:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by wanderer4x4

Don't know whether already posted by someone, but still posting some specials:

BOSS to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death
EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied
BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you."

Why pay attention to Written Communication:
One spelling mistake can destroy a marriage.
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'E' at the end of the last word.
He wrote:
Hey Darling- I m experiencing the best time of my life...wish u were HER..

Santa: I haven't slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Why?
Santa: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't you Xchnge?
Santa: oye, there was nobody to Xchnge in the lower Berth

Q. Whats the main reason for Failures?
A. Examinations.

Raja: How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
Rancho: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend.

first one !
How does one get out of such a Jam!

Semi condorred on the rest, I'm sure.

bluevolt · 31st December 2011, 23:23

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day ?
.
.
.

It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.

Scarlet_Rider · 1st January 2012, 05:39

I'm at a point in life where enjoying lots of bars just means: Good cell phone service!

prateekm · 1st January 2012, 11:56

No change in my New Year's Resolution, it's the same as the previous year, 1600x900

Speed.Demon · 1st January 2012, 15:44

Got this off Facebook :

It seems Spidey has finally met his match!!!

R.I.P, we will miss you.

Scarlet_Rider · 1st January 2012, 16:58

If a wife wants to get her husband's attention, she needs to look sad and uncomfortable.

If a husband wants to get his wife's attention, he needs to look happy and comfortable.

Anand123 · 2nd January 2012, 00:12

This auto-driver had much bigger dreams in past!

mav2000 · 2nd January 2012, 10:38

Wonder how the guy who's RR this was ripped off feels about it

crazybiker46 · 2nd January 2012, 13:01

Now kebab can be made from chicken even before its born

suhaas307 · 2nd January 2012, 13:58

Why it's a 'drive-thru' of course, honey.

carwatcher · 2nd January 2012, 14:25

On Zee News, with Tata Nano 2012 photo, they are showing forthcoming attractions in 2012.

1. Sachin's 100th Century.
2. London Olympics.
3. Elections in 5 States (Correct me if I've posted wrong).

AND

4. Releasing of Hritik Roshan's Agneepath.
(infact it was attraction No.2 in the list).

Now com'on is it really an attraction worthwhile or Karan Johar's show of his Reach.

Its really pathetic from my point of view.

Infact, I feel that by mentioning it here I have given it more publicity unintentionally, but couldn't resist.

31st December 2011, 01:33	#6121
vivekiny2k Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: cincinnati, jabalpur,chennai Posts: 1,264 Thanked: 212 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread wait, it's missing "after internals"

31st December 2011, 15:30	#6124
wanderer4x4 BHPian Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Guwahati Posts: 336 Thanked: 525 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Don't know whether already posted by someone, but still posting some specials: BOSS to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you." Why pay attention to Written Communication: One spelling mistake can destroy a marriage. A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'E' at the end of the last word. He wrote: Hey Darling- I m experiencing the best time of my life...wish u were HER.. Santa: I haven't slept all nite in the train. Friend: Why? Santa: Got upper berth. Friend: Why didn't you Xchnge? Santa: oye, there was nobody to Xchnge in the lower Berth Q. Whats the main reason for Failures? A. Examinations. Raja: How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed? Rancho: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated. Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend.

31st December 2011, 23:23	#6126
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,273 Thanked: 3,479 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day ? . . . It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.

1st January 2012, 05:39	#6127
Scarlet_Rider BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 865 Thanked: 1,847 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread I'm at a point in life where enjoying lots of bars just means: Good cell phone service!

1st January 2012, 11:56	#6128
prateekm BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mumbai & BLR Posts: 789 Thanked: 555 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread No change in my New Year's Resolution, it's the same as the previous year, 1600x900

1st January 2012, 15:44	#6129
Speed.Demon BHPian Join Date: May 2011 Location: Kochi/Manama Posts: 276 Thanked: 528 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Got this off Facebook : It seems Spidey has finally met his match!!! R.I.P, we will miss you. Attached Thumbnails

1st January 2012, 16:58	#6130
Scarlet_Rider BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 865 Thanked: 1,847 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread If a wife wants to get her husband's attention, she needs to look sad and uncomfortable. If a husband wants to get his wife's attention, he needs to look happy and comfortable.

2nd January 2012, 00:12	#6131
Anand123 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: KL-01 Posts: 2,311 Thanked: 5,348 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This auto-driver had much bigger dreams in past! Attached Thumbnails

2nd January 2012, 10:38	#6132
mav2000 BHPian Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 623 Thanked: 316 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Wonder how the guy who's RR this was ripped off feels about it

2nd January 2012, 13:01	#6133
crazybiker46 BHPian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: TRV-DXB Posts: 608 Thanked: 418 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Now kebab can be made from chicken even before its born

2nd January 2012, 13:58	#6134
suhaas307 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 9,167 Thanked: 14,601 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Why it's a 'drive-thru' of course, honey. Attached Thumbnails

2nd January 2012, 14:25	#6135
carwatcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Bardez, Goa Posts: 1,181 Thanked: 1,034 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread On Zee News, with Tata Nano 2012 photo, they are showing forthcoming attractions in 2012. 1. Sachin's 100th Century. 2. London Olympics. 3. Elections in 5 States (Correct me if I've posted wrong). AND 4. Releasing of Hritik Roshan's Agneepath. (infact it was attraction No.2 in the list). Now com'on is it really an attraction worthwhile or Karan Johar's show of his Reach. Its really pathetic from my point of view. Infact, I feel that by mentioning it here I have given it more publicity unintentionally, but couldn't resist.