19th December 2011, 15:12
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|  Re: The Official Joke thread BMW Hong Kong couldn't find a better place to display the 5  |
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19th December 2011, 16:14
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19th December 2011, 16:28
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
So we had to do the same thing every time we approached one. Much to the amusement of several other road users. | |
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19th December 2011, 16:52
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| BHPian | Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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19th December 2011, 18:53
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| Distinguished - BHPian   | Re: The Official Joke thread Convertible looks cool, sedan too hilarious  Source : FB |
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19th December 2011, 19:05
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19th December 2011, 20:29
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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Its Dzire, not Dezire. Sorry, couldn't help but nit pick . | ||
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19th December 2011, 21:36
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting. Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty? Girl (furiously): Yes! & once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty..  |
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19th December 2011, 22:31
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| Distinguished - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Sign board in a hospital:  |
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20th December 2011, 12:08
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| Re: The Official Joke thread This is how to occupy a seat in trains:  When oil, gas and electricity is not there:  This is how people feel every morning in North India (Dilli ki sardi):   Cheers! Irish  |
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20th December 2011, 12:50
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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20th December 2011, 14:31
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan died? A. His last battle. Q. Where was the Declaration of IndependanceSigned? A. At the Bottom of the Page. ... Q. Ganga flows in which state? A. Liquid. Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce? A. Marriage. Q. Whats the main reason for Failure? A. Examinations... Did the student Answer Anything Wrong |
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20th December 2011, 14:55
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| Re: The Official Joke thread History always Tells a Story. That's why you must Delete it before someone else uses the Computer! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Father: Do you love me or your mum more? Son: I love both of you equally much. Father: What if I go America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go? Son: Paris of course, it is much beautiful there. Father: Then what if I go Paris and your mum goes America, where will you go? Son: America! Father: So you're bent on following your mum? Son: No, it's because I already went to Paris earlier! Cheers! Irish |
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20th December 2011, 15:08
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Question: What do u do after India wins the Football World Cup? . . . Answer: Switch off the Play Station. |
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20th December 2011, 16:59
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where the Hell Are You ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace and Totally Fell In Love With It and I Didn't Have Money That Time and I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love ! Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop |
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