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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Zurich
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BHPian ![]() | ![]() The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 20 characters. Last edited by Patriot_Vishwas : 8th December 2011 at 13:44. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad
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| ![]() Kapil Sibal successfully renames the Internet as "International Gandhi Upload-Download Scheme". ![]() The pre-screen app (Kipal Sibal approved) on the new iPhone will be called FILTER KAPI. ![]() |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: DL/UP16/PB10
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| ![]() No Offences Meant to any one..: Why Dogs are better.. 1. The late you are at home, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit you. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they are ready to go 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?” 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting. 12. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. 13. Abandon your wife and your dog in a remote unknown, unreturnable place for an hour. Then pretend finding them and see who’s happy to see you and who divorces you. 14. And then If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff. ![]() I just hope my wife's not reading this.. ![]() Last edited by bblost : 9th December 2011 at 12:32. Reason: Removed Bold Tags. Thanks. |
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BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India
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| ![]() Self Defense Technique ![]() Cheers! Irish ![]() |
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Team-BHP Support ![]() ![]() | ![]() I had an argument with my wife this morning. She agreed that she was wrong and said sorry. Victory at last. ![]() On an unrelated note, has any tried to sleep wearing protective motorcycle gear like a helmet, crash jacket, knee guards etc. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
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![]() btw, whenever it is that i have a victory, i'll be sure to try and update ![]() Last edited by IronH4WK : 9th December 2011 at 12:44. | |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Hyderabad
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Chicago, IL
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| ![]() Its my wedding anniversary today. My wife asked me as to what gift would I like on this day? I nonchalently answered - "2 mins of silence". Didnt quite understand the part where, I am supposed to end up in the living room tonight. P.S: All this is actually true. Last edited by Swanand Inamdar : 9th December 2011 at 14:06. |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Bangalore
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage...??? Answer- Indian Constitution-Article 20(2)-says No man can be punished twice for same offence. ![]() Last edited by bluevolt : 9th December 2011 at 15:57. |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Zurich
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I am sure you would have got more silence than the 2 mins you asked for ![]() Its nice of you to report your safety and well being (for now) by typing this post out ![]() Also hope that you didnt go ahead and give reasons in detail, in whose honour/ remembrance the 2 mins silence etc. Last edited by selfdrive : 9th December 2011 at 16:09. | |
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BHPian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hyderabad
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Zurich
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