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Old 12th December 2011, 00:33   #5896
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As Steve Jobs is now in heaven ...the Apsaras are now called iTems !!
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parallel parking!!No words!!
Where is this?
As we would say, "peechhe wale ke bumper ki rail bana di!!"

(Made a piece of railway track out of the rear cars bumper!)
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Old 12th December 2011, 10:17   #5898
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As Steve Jobs is now in heaven ...the Apsaras are now called iTems !!

And the jokes that are repeated on Jokes Thread are called iDidItAgains. :P
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Saw a rickshaw this morning. Let the picture do the talking.


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Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College.

Son: No mom. I don't want to go to College.

Mom: Give me 2 reason why don't you want to go to college.

Son:
1. All students hate me.
2. The whole staff hates me.

Mom: Ooh! Thats not a reason. Come on. you must go to college.

Son: Give me 2 reasons why i should go 2 college.

Mom:
1. U are 57 years old.
2. U are the PRINCIPAL of the college........!
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Lol, your tip for the weekend
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this guy used to drive autos before

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this guy used to drive autos before

Two seperate ones on this.
1. Have you not heard of leaning/transferring weight into corners?
Or:

2. Rear tyre was punctured, so he didnt want to put all his weight on the bike.Some was, ahem, "hanging" off.
(ignoring that its that undulation in the road that makes it look like he has a flat)

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Two seperate ones on this.
1. Have you not heard of leaning/transferring weight into corners?
Or:

2. Rear tyre was punctured, so he didnt want to put all his weight on the bike.Some was, ahem, "hanging" off.
(ignoring that its that undulation in the road that makes it look like he has a flat)
Or he requires more force on his brake for those special moments !!

Classic catch by Ironhawk!
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Two seperate ones on this.
1. Have you not heard of leaning/transferring weight into corners?
Or:

2. Rear tyre was punctured, so he didnt want to put all his weight on the bike.Some was, ahem, "hanging" off.
(ignoring that its that undulation in the road that makes it look like he has a flat)
oh that's not a undulation - that's a Himalayan speed breaker; specialty of Bangalore


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Or he requires more force on his brake for those special moments !!
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this guy used to drive autos before
Looks like he's approaching a nice sweeping corner (save the innova and the bus lol). That explains why he is looking into the turn and preparing to do a knee down maneuver.
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Looks like he's approaching a nice sweeping corner (save the innova and the bus lol). That explains why he is looking into the turn and preparing to do a knee down maneuver.
only if it were a track! there is a right after the second breaker; he took that. from your description, yes it looks like he's preparing for it
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this guy used to drive autos before
One word: hemorrhoids.
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This just shows the extremely low standards TOI adheres to of late :

"scrapes"?! Lol!
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From yesterday's TOI, Delhi

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