14th December 2011, 17:57
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| BHPian  |  Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
Highlights are "Just married couple 10% discount" and "now showing". 'nuff said? | |
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14th December 2011, 19:01
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14th December 2011, 19:01
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Ain't this pure embarrassment?  |
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14th December 2011, 22:22
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14th December 2011, 22:41
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
Here is a copy from the edit history: French Armed Forces - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia | |
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14th December 2011, 23:03
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If you type out French War Victories in the Google search-bar, you get no matches and a suggestion appears saying: "Did you mean French War Failures?" | |
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14th December 2011, 23:09
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14th December 2011, 23:10
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14th December 2011, 23:24
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Joke of the day: At an interview: Do you speak English? Yes Name? Sum Ting Wong Sex? Three to five times a week. No, no... I mean male or female? Yes, male, female, sometimes dog. Holy cow! Yes, cow, sheep, animals... But isnt that hostile? Horse style, doggy style, any style! Oh dear! No, no! Deer runs too fast! |
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15th December 2011, 00:44
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. |
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15th December 2011, 07:57
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15th December 2011, 11:28
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Guess, who has got which controls?  Result of having more than one Girl Friend!!   Emraan Hashmi in Murder Sequel 78  Want to file a complaint here?  Source: Facebook Pages Cheers! Irish  |
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15th December 2011, 12:15
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Girl : I came to your house to tie a rakhi. Why did you refuse? Boy: Ajeeb zabardasti hain yaar! If I come to your house with a contraceptive,what then?Will you agree? |
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15th December 2011, 12:33
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Another exclusive news from India TV. |
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15th December 2011, 12:38
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| Distinguished - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
even better than when they covered amitabh bacchan's cold!! As to their question, it may be cos he is planning to start singing again!! | |
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