The Official Joke thread

ssh1979 · 14th December 2011, 17:57

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Originally Posted by anilkalvani

Saw a rickshaw this morning. Let the picture do the talking.

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Highlights are "Just married couple 10% discount" and "now showing". 'nuff said?

Scorcher · 14th December 2011, 19:01

The lethal mistake.

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prateekm · 14th December 2011, 19:01

Ain't this pure embarrassment?

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SirAlec · 14th December 2011, 22:22

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Originally Posted by prateekm

Ain't this pure embarrassment?

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where did you get this? It has been removed now.

prateekm · 14th December 2011, 22:41

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Originally Posted by SirAlec

where did you get this? It has been removed now.

I actually saw this on Facebook today morning. Just checked it on Wiki, looks like they edited it.

Here is a copy from the edit history: French Armed Forces - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

suhaas307 · 14th December 2011, 23:03

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Originally Posted by SirAlec

where did you get this? It has been removed now.

I've seen something similar..

If you type out French War Victories in the Google search-bar, you get no matches and a suggestion appears saying: "Did you mean French War Failures?"

Klub Class · 14th December 2011, 23:09

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Originally Posted by suhaas307

Those who understand some Kannada should get this.

Seriously, I didn't get the joke. Anyone?

suhaas307 · 14th December 2011, 23:10

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Originally Posted by Klub Class

Seriously, I didn't get the joke. Anyone?

Goobay/Goobey means 'Owl'. it may not sound like much, but we Kannadiga's would take offense to it, depending on circumstances

wanderlust · 14th December 2011, 23:24

Joke of the day:

At an interview:

Do you speak English?
Yes
Name?
Sum Ting Wong
Sex?
Three to five times a week.
No, no... I mean male or female?
Yes, male, female, sometimes dog.
Holy cow!
Yes, cow, sheep, animals...
But isnt that hostile?
Horse style, doggy style, any style!
Oh dear!
No, no! Deer runs too fast!

suhaas307 · 15th December 2011, 00:44

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

ghodlur · 15th December 2011, 07:57

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Originally Posted by wanderlust

Joke of the day:

At an interview:

This is too much. I couldnt stop smiling for a long time. You made my day.

Irish · 15th December 2011, 11:28

Guess, who has got which controls?

Result of having more than one Girl Friend!!

Emraan Hashmi in Murder Sequel 78

Want to file a complaint here?

Source: Facebook Pages

Cheers!
Irish

sachinj12 · 15th December 2011, 12:15

Girl : I came to your house to tie a rakhi. Why did you refuse?

Boy: Ajeeb zabardasti hain yaar! If I come to your house with a contraceptive,what then?Will you agree?

//M · 15th December 2011, 12:33

Another exclusive news from India TV.

mayankk · 15th December 2011, 12:38

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Originally Posted by //M

Another exclusive news from India TV.

Awesome!!
even better than when they covered amitabh bacchan's cold!!

As to their question, it may be cos he is planning to start singing again!!

14th December 2011, 19:01	#5942
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14th December 2011, 23:24	#5949
wanderlust BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Bangalore Posts: 147 Thanked: 172 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Joke of the day: At an interview: Do you speak English? Yes Name? Sum Ting Wong Sex? Three to five times a week. No, no... I mean male or female? Yes, male, female, sometimes dog. Holy cow! Yes, cow, sheep, animals... But isnt that hostile? Horse style, doggy style, any style! Oh dear! No, no! Deer runs too fast!

15th December 2011, 00:44	#5950
suhaas307 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 9,150 Thanked: 14,521 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

15th December 2011, 11:28	#5952
Irish BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India Posts: 603 Thanked: 652 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Guess, who has got which controls? Result of having more than one Girl Friend!! Emraan Hashmi in Murder Sequel 78 Want to file a complaint here? Source: Facebook Pages Cheers! Irish

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sachinj12 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,187 Thanked: 169 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Girl : I came to your house to tie a rakhi. Why did you refuse? Boy: Ajeeb zabardasti hain yaar! If I come to your house with a contraceptive,what then?Will you agree?

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