Classes are going to be started for men and women (separately) by a leading NGO
Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing control of the TV remote...
Helpline and support groups.
Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost.
Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.
Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
I did not know where to put this in, but this thread seems quite apt.
Man shells out 45K for scooter, 12 lakh for VIP number plate Article Window
And people say India is a poor country
Originally Posted by Warwithwheels
That's plain ridiculous! I seriously don't understand the huge disparity in VIP number pricing policy and allotment process across different states. The same number can be had at a fraction of the cost in many states.
And the report says the guy bidding against him was getting it for his brand new mercedes, and got beaten by 2 Lacs!!
His face after he finds out/has found its for the guys scooter...Thatll be the picture of teh century!!
I am sure-he will possibly transfer it to some other vehicle,he might have bought the scooter just for this number
Why do stories have to be so long when told by a woman?
Man telling the story: "Hey you remember that fat guy who was dancing at the party?
Woman telling the story: "Honey Do you
remember my friend Jackie from work? The
one who invited us to her party! She just
told me that Mike's wife from the party,
heard from James' wife Cathy, that Philip
told her that his brother Max, the f...at guy
from the party, choked on a piece of meat,
or it could have been bread, I don't
remember, but anyway, she said that Max
was rushed to the hospital late last night,
after he suffocated from being choked by
the bread. They did all they could do to save
him, but he didn't make it.
I can't believe it, that fat guy from the party
Last edited by Anand123 : 24th February 2012 at 23:25.
During school days, whoever comes out first from the exam hall, people think that "Oh My God! He knows everything"
In College whoever comes out first, people think that: "hahahaha... he knows Nothing''
Last edited by Irish : 25th February 2012 at 15:22.
Reason: added one more joke
Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan died?
A. His last battle.
Did the student Answer Anything Wrong
Similar one I had read somewhere
Q. What are the causes for the 2nd Battle of Panipat ?
A. The 2nd Battle of Panipat happened because the 1st Battle of Panipat did not end properly
Q. If 10 men can build a wall in 15 days, how men are required to build the same wall in 7 days?
A. This is a highly irrelevant question, when 10 men can build a wall in 15 days, what is the need to build the same wall in 7 days